Desperado D. Mayor
@desperado.bsky.social
Gay movie man from online, now even gayer. He/Him
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The great Joe Doering is battling brain cancer for the third time. An absolute legend for how he's stood up to his challenges with this over the years.
"SHOW ME POWER MOTHERFUCKER!" 😄
I'm sure he'll keep showing his power but donations will help.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-joe-p...
"SHOW ME POWER MOTHERFUCKER!" 😄
I'm sure he'll keep showing his power but donations will help.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-joe-p...
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The great Joe Doering is battling brain cancer for the third time. An absolute legend for how he's stood up to his challenges with this over the years.
"SHOW ME POWER MOTHERFUCKER!" 😄
I'm sure he'll keep showing his power but donations will help.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-joe-p...
"SHOW ME POWER MOTHERFUCKER!" 😄
I'm sure he'll keep showing his power but donations will help.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-joe-p...
If you still haven't seen The Ballad of Wallis Island, one of 2025's best films, it's currently playing on Amazon Prime in the US and Canada.
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you still haven't seen The Ballad of Wallis Island, one of 2025's best films, it's currently playing on Amazon Prime in the US and Canada.
It is crazy how Josh O'Connor actually is exactly as talented as the fujoshis say he is
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It is crazy how Josh O'Connor actually is exactly as talented as the fujoshis say he is
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In retrospect, it was completely over for the WWF house style when they realized Bo Dallas wasn't getting over and couldn't work at all but decided to push him anyway with his gimmick being that he was untalented and uncharismatic and people just accepted it.
Like I get the dunk urge, I feel all of you War Games was very very mid, but Becky is playing an extremely overdramatic chickenshit heel right now, I promise she knows she looks silly and is doing it on purpose 🤷♀️ 😂 🤼♂️
Mama, what the fuck is this?
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In retrospect, it was completely over for the WWF house style when they realized Bo Dallas wasn't getting over and couldn't work at all but decided to push him anyway with his gimmick being that he was untalented and uncharismatic and people just accepted it.
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“During days of torture and abuse, an Israeli soldier carved a Star of David into Ahmad’s back with a knife. Another soldier carved a smiley face into Nadia’s father’s neck.”
This happened *at a university* in Gaza.
And yet our institutions still collaborate with Israeli schools.
This happened *at a university* in Gaza.
And yet our institutions still collaborate with Israeli schools.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“During days of torture and abuse, an Israeli soldier carved a Star of David into Ahmad’s back with a knife. Another soldier carved a smiley face into Nadia’s father’s neck.”
This happened *at a university* in Gaza.
And yet our institutions still collaborate with Israeli schools.
This happened *at a university* in Gaza.
And yet our institutions still collaborate with Israeli schools.
"The brothers are legal now."
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"The brothers are legal now."
Is there some kind of mandate in WWF that the matches HAVE to look like fucking shit now, they always looked bad but I swear they weren't always THIS bad
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Is there some kind of mandate in WWF that the matches HAVE to look like fucking shit now, they always looked bad but I swear they weren't always THIS bad
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
If news media and the Saudi royals didn't keep insisting on this dude you wouldn't even notice his absence.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If news media and the Saudi royals didn't keep insisting on this dude you wouldn't even notice his absence.
ME: My latest character is Homophobic Gay Beetlejuice.
MY THERAPIST: Desperado, you can't just keep making up increasingly esoteric gag characters, it's not good for your mental state.
HOMOPHOBIC GAY BEETLEJUICE: i had sex with a man and that was rude of me
MY THERAPIST: Desperado, you can't just keep making up increasingly esoteric gag characters, it's not good for your mental state.
HOMOPHOBIC GAY BEETLEJUICE: i had sex with a man and that was rude of me
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
ME: My latest character is Homophobic Gay Beetlejuice.
MY THERAPIST: Desperado, you can't just keep making up increasingly esoteric gag characters, it's not good for your mental state.
HOMOPHOBIC GAY BEETLEJUICE: i had sex with a man and that was rude of me
MY THERAPIST: Desperado, you can't just keep making up increasingly esoteric gag characters, it's not good for your mental state.
HOMOPHOBIC GAY BEETLEJUICE: i had sex with a man and that was rude of me
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"Heartwarming: Homeless man literally crushed to death by the state causes others to think deeply about the meaning and impermanence of life."
I am going to become the fucking Joker
I am going to become the fucking Joker
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Heartwarming: Homeless man literally crushed to death by the state causes others to think deeply about the meaning and impermanence of life."
I am going to become the fucking Joker
I am going to become the fucking Joker
I never watch a dub of an anime or a foreign film if I can help it but I recognize the value in making them and the people that the industry supports so this AI dubbing shit is atrocious even to me.
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I never watch a dub of an anime or a foreign film if I can help it but I recognize the value in making them and the people that the industry supports so this AI dubbing shit is atrocious even to me.
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
Smormu and Scarlet
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Smormu and Scarlet
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when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Scarlet and Smormu
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Scarlet and Smormu
Baby Scarlet update
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Baby Scarlet update
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TRANSGENDER JAY-Z: estradiol injected whores got me on all fours dropping drawers like trap doors
TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too
TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too
March 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
TRANSGENDER JAY-Z: estradiol injected whores got me on all fours dropping drawers like trap doors
TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too
TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too
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It is insane how the new Protomen track has like ten or twelve lines that would be the best line on any other album, GOD I SWEAR EVEN NOW I CAN STILL FEEL THE SUN ON MY FACE
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It is insane how the new Protomen track has like ten or twelve lines that would be the best line on any other album, GOD I SWEAR EVEN NOW I CAN STILL FEEL THE SUN ON MY FACE
Seth Rollins screaming "WE'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, DRIVING CROONER!" from his Cybertruck.
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Seth Rollins screaming "WE'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, DRIVING CROONER!" from his Cybertruck.
LET'S ROCK
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
LET'S ROCK