Can you imagine if Malcolm X ran a "White Devil of the Year" award and encouraged people to vote for the biggest racist? No, you can't, because that's fucking stupid and masturbatory.

I have years of experience fantasy booking absolute fucking nonsense.

At first there are two unaffiliated Cumming Cockses doing their own respective thing but after a few months they become a single unit because their opponents keep yelling at them about how confusing the whole thing is

Still watching at this point is insane because not only is the product the worst it's ever been and other wrestling is more accessible than it's ever been but also everyone in charge has Hitler particles shooting out their asses and it's not even convenient because it's like seven hours weekly.

Well, yeah, they only took Fenix because they wanted Penta.

The Lucha Bros should be allowed back once they realize the error of their ways.

Yeah Andrade is a case where he should be allowed back (and should be back already but the McMahons are devils)

I don't want to make any sweeping statements but I will say that Jericho should absolutely not be allowed to come back.

It might be the ultimate "fucking douchebag suddenly comes into a lot of influence" movie.

I am flattered but I'm strictly monogamous.

Rothstein's micromanagement of the blueberry muffins is one of the funniest scenes in any Scorsese movie.