The Lincolnshire Poster
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![A panel from V FOR VENDETTA, in which V is giving a televised address.
TRANSCRIPT:
[PANEL 1: V stands in front of a still of a young boy sucking his finger]
"AND WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? IT'S ALWAYS THE CHILDREN WHO SUFFER, AS YOU'RE WELL AWARE.
"POOR LITTLE MITES. WHAT ARE THEY TO MAKE OF IT?
[PANEL 2: SOLDIERS WITH RIFLES RUSH THROUGH A DOORWAY]
"WHAT ARE THEY TO MAKE OF YOUR BULLYING, YOUR DESPAIR, YOUR COWARDICE AND ALL YOUR FONDLY NURTURED BIGOTRIES?
[PANEL 3: THE SAME SOLDIERS ARE SEEN FACE-FORWARD]
"REALLY, IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, IS IT?
[PANEL 4: V WAGS HIS INDEX-FINGER AT THE VIEWERS]
"AND IT'S NO GOOD BLAMING THE DROP IN WORK STANDARDS UPON BAD MANAGEMENT EITHER...
[PANEL 5: ADAM SUSAN, DICTATOR OF ENGLAND. SITS IN HIS SPHERICAL CHAIR AS HE WATCHES THE BROADCAST ON MULTIPLE SCREENS AT ONCE]
"...THOUGH TO BE SURE, THE MANAGEMENT IS *VERY* BAD.
"IN FACT, LET US NOT MINCE WORDS... THE MANAGEMENT IS *TERRIBLE!*
[PANEL 6: V STANDS, HIS HANDS OUTSPREAD, IN FRONT OF STILLS OF HITLER, STALIN, ????, AND MUSSOLINI.]
"WE'VE HAD A STRING OF EMBEZZLERS, FRAUDS, LIARS AND LUNATICS MAKING A STRING OF CATASTROPHIC DECISIONS.
"THIS IS PLAIN FACT.
"BUT WHO *ELECTED* THEM?
[PANEL 7: A FAMILY WATCHES V'S ADDRESS FROM THEIR LIVING-ROOM]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgo4sgmvasbn4aomyp3klw3d/bafkreid2qdsvnmxrcnxyo62unvpc2k72ymy7ha3jymrtk6lmrsrel43oum@jpeg)
![[PANEL 1: SOLDIERS RUSH THROUGH A DOORWAY] "IT WAS *YOU!* *YOU* WHO APPOINTED THESE PEOPLE! *YOU* WHO GAVE THEM THE POWER TO MAKE YOUR DECISIONS FOR YOU!
[PANEL 2: SOLDIERS CLUSTER IN FRONT OF A CLOSED PAIR OF DOORS. A SIGN ABOVE THE DOORWAY READS "ON THE AIR".]
"WHILE I'LL ADMIT THAT ANYONE MAKE A MISTAKE ONCE, TO GO ON MAKING THE SAME LETHAL ERRORS CENTURY AFTER CENTURY SEEMS TO ME NOTHING SHORT OF DELIBERATE.
[PANEL 3: V, IN FRONT OF A STILL OF NAZIS MARCHING CARRYING SWASTIKA-BANNERS]
"YOU HAVE *ENCOURAGED* THESE MALICIOUS INCOMPETENTS, WHO HAVE MADE YOUR WORKING LIFE A SHAMBLES.
[PANEL 4: A SOLDIER KICKS THE RIGHTMOST DOOR]
"YOU HAVE ACCEPTED WITHOUT QUESTION THEIR *SENSELESS* ORDERS.
[PANEL 5: V STANDS IN FRONT OF A STILL OF A MUSHROOM-CLOUD]
"YOU HAVE ALLOWED THEM TO FILL YOUR WORKPLACE WITH DANGEROUS AND UNPROVEN MACHINES.
"YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THEM.
[PANEL 6: THE DOOR GIVES WAY AS A SOLDIER BATTERS IT WITH HIS RIFLE]
"ALL YOU HAD TO SAY WAS *'NO'*.
"YOU HAVE NO SPINE. YOU HAVE NO PRIDE.
"YOU ARE NO LONGER AN ASSET TO THE COMPANY.
[PANEL 7: THE SOLDIERS ENTER THE BROADCAST-ROOM, WHERE THEY ARE GREETED BY THE CLOAKED FIGURE OF V]
"I WILL, HOWEVER, BE GENEROUS.
"YOU WILL BE GRANTED TWO YEARS TO SHOW ME SOME IMPROVEMENT IN YOUR WORK. IF AT THE END OF THAT TIME YOU ARE STILL UNWILLING TO MAKE A GO OF IT...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgo4sgmvasbn4aomyp3klw3d/bafkreib4smxodtiu3ale575nkv56a3z47m76sgg46loxv2d5ppth44skr4@jpeg)
![[PANEL 1: THE SOLDIERS OPEN FIRE ON V]
"YOU'RE FIRED
[PANEL 2: A WINDOW IS SHATTERED]
[PANEL 3: THE FIGURE OF V FALLS TO THE FLOOR]
[PANEL 4: TWO SOLDIERS]
"THAT WILL BE ALL. YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR LABOURS.
[PANELS 5, 6, & 7: THE BLOODY FIGURE OF V LIES ON THE GLASS-STREWN FLOOR, AS THE PERSPECTIVE ZOOMS OUT TO REVEAL SOLDIERS SURROUNDING THE BODY]
[PANEL 8: FLOODLIGHTS LOOM OVER THE SCENE. A BOX READS: "TO BE CONTINUED"]
"NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgo4sgmvasbn4aomyp3klw3d/bafkreifl6enedu2s3txur3u65z4vpqxlll4ron5ouzyunozbvdwjgtr5qe@jpeg)
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If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
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for the record, it is extremely fucked up how much we reasonably fear reprisals against civilian populations if anyone harms the armies of criminals occupying our cities
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
for the record, it is extremely fucked up how much we reasonably fear reprisals against civilian populations if anyone harms the armies of criminals occupying our cities
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As we feast…
It’s not just that prison meals are bland and unappetizing — though they often are.
In lawsuits and news reports, kitchen workers at prisons in Arizona, Oregon, and elsewhere reported seeing boxes of food that were served to prisoners marked: “not for human consumption.”
In lawsuits and news reports, kitchen workers at prisons in Arizona, Oregon, and elsewhere reported seeing boxes of food that were served to prisoners marked: “not for human consumption.”
Prison Food Is a Growing Billion-Dollar Industry. Many Meals Are Inedible.
As private food providers' contracts grow, the meager and moldy portions behind bars have forced some people to eat toothpaste and toilet paper.
www.themarshallproject.org
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
As we feast…
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This is my yearly reminder that
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
Thanksgiving is problematic. Giving thanks is not. As someone who wants to remember the attempted genocide of indigenous people but also likes a reminder to practice gratitude, I like to use Indigenous People's Month to support (and be grateful for) indigenous creators. A partial list! /1
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is my yearly reminder that
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
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Sorry, but the way not to get 200,000 Afghan refugees refouled and murdered was to vote for the black lady. All their buddies in the US armed forces that voted for Trump voted to murder them.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Sorry, but the way not to get 200,000 Afghan refugees refouled and murdered was to vote for the black lady. All their buddies in the US armed forces that voted for Trump voted to murder them.
One way you can tell that so much of the crying over the Afghanistan withdrawal was not heartfelt concern for Afghans is that it was rarely accompanied by calls for increased refugee-admissions, & in fact it coincided with a turn against immigration in public sentiment
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
One way you can tell that so much of the crying over the Afghanistan withdrawal was not heartfelt concern for Afghans is that it was rarely accompanied by calls for increased refugee-admissions, & in fact it coincided with a turn against immigration in public sentiment
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The Trump administration effectively says that no one should ever work with Americans during wartime; that our promises mean nothing, our word is dust, and we will throw our allies under the bus the moment we want.
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Trump administration effectively says that no one should ever work with Americans during wartime; that our promises mean nothing, our word is dust, and we will throw our allies under the bus the moment we want.
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
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I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
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Happy Victory for US Arms and Down With Treasonous Slavers Day!
Uncomfortable with the First Thanksgiving Narrative? Good News, it’s Actually a Civil War Holiday
Take heart, all you who grow unsettled at the time of year where the narrative of friendly Pilgrims and American Indians is spread around to make us feel good about a brief moment in American histo…
angrystaffofficer.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy Victory for US Arms and Down With Treasonous Slavers Day!
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Btw guys the transcript of the Witkoff phone call really is much worse than you think and I do think you should share it with literally everyone you know
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Btw guys the transcript of the Witkoff phone call really is much worse than you think and I do think you should share it with literally everyone you know
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Okay so apparently the Indian government has an organization called HIMANK in charge of building infrastructure on their border with China and someone somewhere in the bureaucracy decided that all the road signs should have those silly quotes your aunt sends you on Facebook.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Okay so apparently the Indian government has an organization called HIMANK in charge of building infrastructure on their border with China and someone somewhere in the bureaucracy decided that all the road signs should have those silly quotes your aunt sends you on Facebook.
Kate Beckinsale's Daughter is Dating a Member of a Hidden Species of Humanoid Monotremes, and Their Ice Skating Photos Are Our New Everything
Picturing this guy's now on the run from the same feds who hunted down Alf
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Kate Beckinsale's Daughter is Dating a Member of a Hidden Species of Humanoid Monotremes, and Their Ice Skating Photos Are Our New Everything
It's funny how "Dem women look like men & Dem men look like women" is not only tremendously wrong, but just a reheated serving of 60 year old quips about hippies & pixie cuts
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's funny how "Dem women look like men & Dem men look like women" is not only tremendously wrong, but just a reheated serving of 60 year old quips about hippies & pixie cuts
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Oh huh it’s wild that the man exercising the powers of the presidency just became old. If only he had been old a year and a half ago when being old was bad.
The @nytimes.com doing a big, long piece on Trump's obviously deteriorating condition.
Better late than never, I guess
(Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...)
Better late than never, I guess
(Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...)
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh huh it’s wild that the man exercising the powers of the presidency just became old. If only he had been old a year and a half ago when being old was bad.
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They let a small model learn how to move a ~human body (think QWOP) a decade or so ago and used it to animate a zombie
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They let a small model learn how to move a ~human body (think QWOP) a decade or so ago and used it to animate a zombie
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People still don't know the context to this screenshot, do they?
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
People still don't know the context to this screenshot, do they?
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listen man there are actual Nazis again now, I don't think people who would like to reform land-use regulation are the most concentrated collection of Hitlers
sometimes you just need to take a step back and marvel at the absurdity that is the left-NIMBY mindset
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
listen man there are actual Nazis again now, I don't think people who would like to reform land-use regulation are the most concentrated collection of Hitlers
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This is also a very bad misread of young men fwiw. "Dem men look like women" would be a selling point to young men if true, lol.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is also a very bad misread of young men fwiw. "Dem men look like women" would be a selling point to young men if true, lol.
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Gallego texting a former Republican friend about how the Dems need to be more about drugs is extremely on the nose, lmao.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gallego texting a former Republican friend about how the Dems need to be more about drugs is extremely on the nose, lmao.
"Impi"-Juluka
"The Visitors"-ABBA
"Super Trouper"-ABBA
"Angst in My Pants"-Sparks
"Telephone Operator"-Pete Shelly
"The Visitors"-ABBA
"Super Trouper"-ABBA
"Angst in My Pants"-Sparks
"Telephone Operator"-Pete Shelly
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Impi"-Juluka
"The Visitors"-ABBA
"Super Trouper"-ABBA
"Angst in My Pants"-Sparks
"Telephone Operator"-Pete Shelly
"The Visitors"-ABBA
"Super Trouper"-ABBA
"Angst in My Pants"-Sparks
"Telephone Operator"-Pete Shelly
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.