The Lincolnshire Poster
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The Lincolnshire Poster
@desiderratum.bsky.social
The universe's idea of a joke
"Processing power & memory are increasing all the time! How can we not have mechanical superintelligence within a few decades?"

"Parameter count & model capabilities are increasing all the time! How can we not have mechanical superintelligence before the decade is out?"
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Yeah, & if, 30 years ago, you were pitted against a technopessimist, you'd come out tops if you applied that to technologies that already existed in some form. Probably there's a lesson there re: extrapolating from state-of-the-art ML to the near future
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Whereas Kurzweil's futurism, as I understand it, amounts to "number go up"
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I think the fact that, prior to being an AI doomer, he undertook a naive attempt at creating a self-improving "seed AI" is instructive. On one hand, he's blinkered & arrogant, but on the other you can't say he hasn't given it a great deal of thought
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
She really is an exhibitionist in every sense of the word
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Reposted by The Lincolnshire Poster
I don’t even remember where I came across this version
Descendants of Erdrick - "Stones" (Ultima) from Advent (2014)
YouTube video by Descendants of Erdrick
m.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Oh wow
That's a stunning rendition
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a living soul:

Lord British's throne room:
youtu.be/AbjgjHQa3T&t...
Ship Ahoy! Preston's 112 Key Gavioli Scenic Organ "The Gavioliphone"
YouTube video by David Ward
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Yeah
And the use of Rule Britannia detached from any kind of British nationalism makes it even funnier, for my money
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Even IV, the one that introduced all the virtue stuff, has John Lennon & Short Round as NPCS!
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
But then this is a franchise whose second installment is basically an extended joke-cum-Time Bandits rippff
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
(in all seriousness, I did finally taste good turkey last year, so I own that it can be done!)
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This is enlightenment
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"Fuck off with your whining! Don't you know about the Patriarchy?" is not exactly a prescription for healthier male emotions!
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I don't like the prospect of encountering one in the wild, but I can see why the Egyptians worshipped a god with the head of one
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Woke neoreactionary who tries to increase the amount of microplastics in the environment because he believes it will feminize the general population & reduce violent crime
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM