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Dan Simpson, Eyebrow Cinema
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Film lover. Video essayist. Metalhead.
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The Worst Thing About The Worst Movie of the Year

Last year's Halloween special was on Francis Ford Coppola. The year before that was on Ingmar Bergman! This year... oh boy. It's not the horror movie 2025 needs but it's the one it deserves.

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Don't watch WWE. The creative is garbage anyway. Is it really worth sacrificing your morals to watch CM Punk vs Logan Paul?
Linda McMahon is the first name listed. Her wealth today comes entirely from TKO stock, which means WWE fans are helping fund the Trump Administration. That's why good people don't support that company.
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡

@nytimes.com
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November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
JUST HOOK IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS!!!
"Everybody Wants To Rule" C2 2025
AEW Continental Classic

#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision
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November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hot dog!

Please please please let Moxley's losing streak continue.
Announced for #AEWDynamite TOMORROW:

- Kyle Fletcher vs. Kazuchika Okada (Gold League)
- Darby Allin vs. Kevin Knight (Gold League)
- Jon Moxley vs. Mascara Dorada (Blue League)

What a way to kick off the action!
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
An appropriate follow-up to Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. Battle is okay, but it's way too small scale. I demand a three-hour epic chronicling the war between man and ape, spanning decades as the toll of command and the savagery of warfare weighs down on Caesar.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Episode 185: Directorial Debuts
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November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Very excited for some variation of this meme to be uploaded every single week of the C2.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Continental Classic line-up this year is looking real nice. Seems likely we culminate with Okada vs Takeshita given how long that feud's been brewing but the amount of other storylines at play are all kinds of tantalizing and could lead to a surprise finale. Matches will no doubt rule too.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I'm not being flippant or mean when I say this, but how does anyone believe that either of these two people are smart and worth listening to? This conversation makes my skin crawl. Elon Musk is a barely coherent doorknob and Rogan seems like the most gullible child on Earth.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will n—
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One amazing detail on Full Gear is how Moxley initially gave Kyle a respectful nod until he clocked Kyle was hurt and then went for a post-march beatdown. Reflects the cowardice and insecurity of the character so well, and also gives excellent motivation for the Death Riders to toss out Mox.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
James Carville is either a regressive ghoul or a moron who refuses to learn the obvious lesson that his instincts and techniques are ineffective. Possibly both. Whatever the case, he's useless and should be abandoned.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The thing about Hangman's second title reign is it was awesome. I can understand criticisms that he didn't get a story as weighty as his chase but the matches were excellent and he very much had the aura of being The Top Guy. I suspect that aura carries over to Wednesday.
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hangman Page is my favourite wrestler in the world but I can't be mad at this.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"yOu MaY hAtE Logan Paul bUt hE's rEAlly GoOd at wReStlinG"
logan paul doing lines on smackdown
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Guessing this is an example of YouTube using AI to smooth over people's faces because what the hell is going on with Kurt here?
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It's finally almost here.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
5 favourite Scorsese shots

1. Raging Bull, blood drips down the ropes
2. Mean Streets, Johnny Boy enters the bar to The Rolling Stones
3. The Irishman, final image
4. Casino, Ginger throws the chips into the air
5. The Age of Innocence, Ellen holds Newland
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Surely Hangman vs Omega III is coming. Possibly as Kenny's last match? I can already see Kenny putting Page over on his way out and concluding with "Cheers, Hangman. I'm proud of you." Followed by hugs and tears. Mostly my tears.
Premiering in 10 minutes on AEW's YouTube channel:

The FULL MATCH from Full Gear 2020 between Kenny Omega and Hangman Adam Page, marking their first singles match.

An incredible match, that would be the main event at 2021.

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FULL MATCH: Hangman Page vs Kenny Omega | AEW Full Gear 2020
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November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I never Blu-Graded Network so this is great news.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
1. Raging Bull
2. Taxi Driver
3. Goodfellas
4. The Wolf of Wall Street
5. The Age of Innocence
Top 5 Scorseses as of today

1. Casino
2. Taxi Driver
3. GoodFellas
4. Raging Bull
5. The Irishman
It’s the GOAT’s birthday

My top 5 Scorseses as of today

1. Taxi Driver
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Irishman
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I enjoyed The Mastermind. Great, understated sense of place and a thoughtful, low key spin on the heist movie.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Presumably working off an AI summary of the Greek myth that omits some salient details.
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Top Five Film Genres

-mysterious gunslinger rolls into town

-married people have a dignified affair

-ragtag group go on a journey

-someone's missing

-Man vs Nature: The Road to Victory
top five film genres:

lady journalist in depression era america is going to get to the bottom of this, man or no man

warriors learn magic, defeat master who killed their master

the camera moves!: an experiment

the folks in this building is a reflection of all america

immigration as a vibe
Top five film genres:

- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes

- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated

- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you

- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice

- L.A. Rebellion
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What a trenchant, cutting edge insight from one of the world's leading thinkers.
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM