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Our modern subscription hellhole is aggressively anti-ownership and the kids know it
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Our modern subscription hellhole is aggressively anti-ownership and the kids know it
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people on bsky will see this and go "ough"
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
people on bsky will see this and go "ough"
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Who are your three male celebrities?
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Who are your three male celebrities?
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I can’t believe a technical solution to a complex social problem didn’t work. Ah well, nevertheless
One Laptop Per Child, 10 years later: "we find no significant effects on academic performance but some evidence of negative effects on grade progression... computer access significantly improved students’ computer skills but not their cognitive skills" www.nber.org/papers/w34495
Laptops in the Long Run: Evidence from the One Laptop per Child Program in Rural Peru
Founded in 1920, the NBER is a private, non-profit, non-partisan organization dedicated to conducting economic research and to disseminating research findings among academics, public policy makers, an...
www.nber.org
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I can’t believe a technical solution to a complex social problem didn’t work. Ah well, nevertheless
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i can't handle this
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i can't handle this
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oomfies posting about their HRT experiences are always like "yall no one told me. since i started E i've gained precognition as well as the ability to project an energy blade made from my own ki. also i'm starting to fuck with putting raisins in chili" and i just have to accept all of this as true
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
oomfies posting about their HRT experiences are always like "yall no one told me. since i started E i've gained precognition as well as the ability to project an energy blade made from my own ki. also i'm starting to fuck with putting raisins in chili" and i just have to accept all of this as true
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on a related note i am so glad i was out of high school by the time this all happened because i cannot imagine how teenagers use those cudgels against each other to ruin one another's lives now
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
on a related note i am so glad i was out of high school by the time this all happened because i cannot imagine how teenagers use those cudgels against each other to ruin one another's lives now
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you can just not get on with someone without them being hashtag therapyspeak toxic, art can not be for you without it being a case of morals. the world does not exist for you and you alone
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
you can just not get on with someone without them being hashtag therapyspeak toxic, art can not be for you without it being a case of morals. the world does not exist for you and you alone
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i think the inability to tell the difference between "i don't like it" and "i don't like it so i have to figure out a way to imply this thing i don't like is morally evil" is the most fundie thing i see people who are aren't technically fundie regularly do these days
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i think the inability to tell the difference between "i don't like it" and "i don't like it so i have to figure out a way to imply this thing i don't like is morally evil" is the most fundie thing i see people who are aren't technically fundie regularly do these days
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I never have this reaction when I meet a religious person in real life but when I see "Jesus is king" or a Bible verse in an Instagram bio, the vibe is killed for me
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I never have this reaction when I meet a religious person in real life but when I see "Jesus is king" or a Bible verse in an Instagram bio, the vibe is killed for me
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they’re called Gen X b/c I don’t care that they eXist and never will
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
they’re called Gen X b/c I don’t care that they eXist and never will
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I am a young millennial and not an elder millennial so I do not buy into cauliflower substitutes
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I am a young millennial and not an elder millennial so I do not buy into cauliflower substitutes
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another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
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For some reason, after initially becoming insensate with rage when I read about HHS defacing Dr. Rachel Levine’s official portrait, I find myself thinking about Amy Coney Barrett pretending she genuinely believed trans people have never faced de jure discrimination in the US during Skrmetti.
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
For some reason, after initially becoming insensate with rage when I read about HHS defacing Dr. Rachel Levine’s official portrait, I find myself thinking about Amy Coney Barrett pretending she genuinely believed trans people have never faced de jure discrimination in the US during Skrmetti.
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It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.
This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.
This is almost everything the government is doing.
This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.
This is almost everything the government is doing.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.
This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.
This is almost everything the government is doing.
This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.
This is almost everything the government is doing.
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this administration is doing a great job of cataloging demonstrating all the indignities and burdens and pain that can be inflicted on people just on a whim
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
this administration is doing a great job of cataloging demonstrating all the indignities and burdens and pain that can be inflicted on people just on a whim
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That’s the face of a woman who knows she made 0 mistakes.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
That’s the face of a woman who knows she made 0 mistakes.
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
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These petty fucking bigots man. These fucking scumbags. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
www.npr.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
These petty fucking bigots man. These fucking scumbags. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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They really did not have to pardon a notorious drug trafficker in the middle of a news cycle about how they think they're allowed to kill anyone they think is a drug dealer. They just decided to do that.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
They really did not have to pardon a notorious drug trafficker in the middle of a news cycle about how they think they're allowed to kill anyone they think is a drug dealer. They just decided to do that.
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HHS says they put Levine’s deadname up as a testament to “good science and biological reality.”
Names are not biological.
Names are not biological.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
HHS says they put Levine’s deadname up as a testament to “good science and biological reality.”
Names are not biological.
Names are not biological.
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It's really frustrating that a lot of the media just sort of frames the Trump admin as "wading into a hot debate over trans issues that have roiled american politics" when it's like, clear that they are motivated by a desire to demean trans people
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It's really frustrating that a lot of the media just sort of frames the Trump admin as "wading into a hot debate over trans issues that have roiled american politics" when it's like, clear that they are motivated by a desire to demean trans people
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service