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Flannery O'Connor
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Me, at 13:
"Waluigi?? Oh wow, they made a Wario for Luigi! That's so cool!"

Me, at 38:
"We just framed our new art of Waluigi's fuzzy ass cheeks, spread-eagle, his hole barely concealed by a purple thong."
Got these framed today. Wherever they are hung, they'll be next to each other because they convey the same message I think.
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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from a USAmerican/USian: there is zero problem with identifying US citizens as people in the specific country of the "United States"

Canada is in America, Mexico is in America, there's a whole fucking southern continent of America with hundreds of millions of ppl. Call ppl from the US "USians" idc
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Listening to a certain duo of comedians on the radio from 2021 and my goodness one of them is a huge whiny manchild /negative
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Happy 60th anniversary to the world’s favorite flying turtle and friend to all children, the one and only Gamera! 🐢
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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artists and designers using ai like
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Dengue is brutal. It kills so many around the world, including in India and Bangladesh, countries where my own sister contracted the disease twice. This is incredibly good news and something I will celebrate this Thanksgiving.
Brazil approves the first vaccine against dengue. The disease killed 6000 Brazilians in 2024.

This is a really remarkable achievement. I got dengue in 2015, and even with the mild case I had, it was a really miserable experience.
Anvisa aprova vacina brasileira contra dengue, a 1ª do mundo em dose única.

Após 12 anos de pesquisa e cinco de testes, imunizante foi produzido pelo Instituto Butantan. Em 2024, a doença matou quase 6 mil brasileiros.

Confira a reportagem completa: glo.bo/4rf9Hvg #JN
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts.

If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Is Tesco suddenly a bodega? Is it even an Express, that number of trolleys suggests otherwise
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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One thing I hope that people who didn't know this before are realizing is that police (1) don't know the laws and (2) are not expected to know the laws.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Today is the day we celebrate what we are thankful for...

Gamera, Friend of All Children and Guardian of the Universe

For it is he who saved humanity by roasting giant birds.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Octopus Facts
(rerun)
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Just thinking about the profound impact on our lives that the craven, selfish, petty choices made by ‘access journalists’ has had. Never working again is the bare minimum of accountability.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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When you are smiling because you know you found just the right stick for the nest and your partner will be SO happy!

#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That is a quality gender!
Talking about Amtrak reclining seats:
@dylancgiles.bsky.social: “my gender is Sleepy”
@moldybasil.bsky.social: “After my many long conversations with (kid)about what gender means these days this might fly with the youth tbh”
Me: “I actually know a lot of people whose gender is Sleepy”
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Oh honey, you Americans and Brits have been interfering in our politics for literal decades.
May I introduce you to a period in history known as the Cold War?
Now, Hindu nationalism/fascism is vile; and dangerous. But please let’s not pretend this is anything but the imperial boomerang.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Black shirts.

Apt.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
relatable
So I'm never gonna make a dent in my TBR pile, huh.....
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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The Telegraph Telegraphing so hard it confuses The Onion
am I even awake right now?
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Sea creatures 🧽🫧
#art
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM