There is no me, only Zuul 👻
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Haven't been this aggrieved to hear about new variants since the Biden administration
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once drove to San Diego to see Travis open for Dido and then left after their set because I think I had work the next day?
Travis - Driftwood (Official HD Music Video)
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Cooper Hoffman and David Jonsson, the stars that you are
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Ray called a seagull a pigeon (never happened before) and then I called that same seagull a pigeon (never happened before) and now I’m wondering if we’ve both been incepted with Tim Meadows’s bird blindness from Peacemaker
Tim Meadows saying “I have bird blindness”
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No I don't want an AI summary of the two sentence email I'm about to read
No I don't want an AI recap of the three messages sent in work chat overnight
No I don't want an AI checklist of my next steps following the meeting I was just in
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Perfect inaugural bookmark
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Things are pretty stressful right now but you can also make s'mores versions of Rice Krispie Treats by substituting 2 cups of Golden Grahams and adding semisweet chocolate chips on top. Full recipe in alt-text.
A square pan of S'mores Rice Krispie Treats. Butter or spray oil on a pan. Melt 1/2 cup of butter in large pan for 3 min, add regular 10oz bag of mini marshallows and 1/2 tsp of vanilla extract (stir on med heat until just melted), then mix in 4 cups puffed rice, 2 cups Golden Grahams cereal. Pour into your prepared pan and add semisweet chocolate chips on top. Wait for them to cool before flipping onto a chopping board and cutting up into smaller pieces.
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This summer my cat had a birthday, and Chewy sent her a card saying she was “14 and fur-bulous” 😭
A photo of a dilute calico cat, looking at the camera while someone holds a birthday card in front of her. The card reads:

“Hi Zelda,
Happy birthday! You're 14 and fur-bulous. Pounce on 20% off any items in our Birthday Shop with code BDAY20
Your Chewy Family”
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Then I saw it came from “Democrat cats”
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The way this didn’t send with the ASL “E” did to me what all those misaligned pencil videos do to everyone else
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Witnessed two miracles (of science) this weekend
Photo of my arm with two bandaids over the shoulder, one for my flu and one for my Covid vax
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Yeah I can definitely gave informed consent to whatever this is
Home screen of the HBO max app, on which is overlaid a horizontal black stripe with sentence that begins and ends beyond the borders of the screen. What can be read says: “service areas and details about your account. Your continued subscription to and/or use of HBO Max confirms that you ha”
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Justin Timberlake kinda sounds like what would happen if you gave Bobby Hill the mic
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imagine being excited that a gym teacher and an english teacher were getting married, that actually sounds horrible
danaw.bsky.social
death, taxes and the cretinous behavior of +/-10% of any internet userbase
Screenshot of the update listing for a new app: Focus Friend, by Hank Green. The release notes say "*NEW FEATURE*: Block Lists for Focus Friend Pro users"