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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪

@cinemastrikesback.bsky.social

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Movie reviews, news and interviews since 2004. We particularly love the unusual and absurd – kung fu, giallo, Czech New Wave, etc. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/tVcR

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · Feb 6

Welcome new Bluesky accounts to your number one resource for Bolo hairstyle retouching.

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 5h

yeah, I saw him at a Q&A and I think his head is in the right place but he’s pretentious

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 5h

Imagine if the Harlem Globetrotters showed up on the Matango Island

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 5h

😆

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 5h

First time in decades

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 5h

Caught it in the theater last night!

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 5h

all stories should start with hard demon fuckin’

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 7h

It’s more like the most depressing episode of Gilligan’s Island ever.

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, it’s definitely a Honda tokusatsu film, but I hesitate to call it a Kaiju film, certainly not a daikaiju film.

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 9h

All right, that one made me laugh out loud

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 9h

Let’s be real, the place to go is Shakma

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 9h

Oooh

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 11h

Oh man, I bought myself a nice machete recently and I fucking LOVE it

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 11h

I could listen to the are you being served theme song any day?

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 11h

All of his movies are longer than they need to be, he’s a dude who should be making 75 minute movies

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 11h

Oh please do

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 12h

Kudo slapping the shit out of some surly teenagers

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 13h

Now back to some comfort food

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 12h

Ha!

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 12h

Ooh sorry!

not a big fan of Your Vice is a Locked Door, but this one I love

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 12h

Oh wow, you’re totally right, people should’ve been landing on the crab claws

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 13h

Suspicious Death is fucking great! I also really love Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh, but I agree most of his stuff is six out of 10.

Fuck, you know what I need to do? I have to see if suspicious death is streaming anywhere so I can make a gift of that guy spinning on his head.

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 13h

If they brought in Dolph Lundgren, I would watch

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Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 13h

Sam Raimi that is

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 13h

Uh, no, he is not

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 13h

The first final destination is like a solid B+ of a movie. The rest are all dumb as fuck, but usually have one or two very fun scenes. They definitely work much better as clips than they do as actual movies.

Cinema Slashes Back 🔪 @cinemastrikesback.bsky.social · 13h

I mean, on the plus side, it was wall-to-wall boobs, I have to give it that