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@dairycontrary.bsky.social

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I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend. Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1m

Mine didn't load for maybe 30 seconds...so who knows!?

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1h

I know dude, you're all good 👊🏼 apologies if that was snappy...not intended x

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1h

I'd love to fly my little birds over there... ☠️💥

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1h

I absolutely don't - just for the record - nor have I ever.

But, y'know... 😬

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1h

Ha!!!

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1h

I fucking wish.

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1h

Me during the BlueSky outage

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1h

*geek intensifies*

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1h

I. Am. Running. On. Fumes.

😳

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 13h

,🙏🏼

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 13h

Either way, enough now, off you pop!!

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 14h

Dude. All rhe dingers snd roes xrossed dor tou 🙏🏼

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 14h

Mine too. 5 weeks since I got COVID. Bored now!!

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Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 14h

AT LAST SOME ACTUAL GOOD NEWS www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Vets could be made to publish prices after UK watchdog investigation

Market ‘not fit’ for purpose and must be modernised, CMA says, with pet owners paying 16.6% more at large groups

www.theguardian.com

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Marc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 1d

Today's the 959th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings, so obviously I'm reposting my scenes from the Bayeux Tapestry in Playmobil.

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 14h

Brilliant 😂 he must bounce off of the walls!!

I think this is about having a high dose of fibre just before bed (i.e. 30 mins) because that's when the chemical reaction happens in your brain, as opposed to contributing to your daily intake of fibre...

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 15h

Incandescent with rage.

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 15h

I can't help with the over thinking...Mrs JSW is the same.

A small bowl of high fibre cereal may help with sleep, it causes your brain to generate a chemical called tryptophan, which is essentially the opposite to caffeine. No sugar though!!

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 15h

Has he tried taking magnesium before bed?

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1d

Everything reminds her of me...

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 1d

Look at that fucking gun.

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1d

Wise words, it seems... 👊🏼

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1d

Before; I read that the bacteria that you produce overnight are harmful to your digestive system.

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Charlie Ashby @charlie-ashby.co.uk · 1d

RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 1d

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 1d

Hmmm?

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