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I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend.

Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
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For 17 weeks in 1991 the entire country was held hostage by Bryan Adams. We have never recovered as a nation.
July 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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A Game-Inspired Twist on Pomodoro - Chill With You LoFi Story - Multiple languages with subtitles so you can hear your target language and get some work done. store.steampowered.com/app/35485…
Save 20% on Chill with You : Lo-Fi Story on Steam
"Chill with You : Lo-Fi Story" is a sound novel game where you work alongside Satone, a girl who loves writing stories. Customize lo-fi music, ambient sounds, and landscapes to create a focused environment. As you deepen your bond with Satone, you may discover a special connection with her.
store.steampowered.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@arthurparker.bsky.social I hope you had a wonderful birthday, with an entirely inappropriate amount of prosecco!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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this guy made his son a tiny version of Engineered Garments's FA pants 😭

IG twhattcomethru
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
And this year's Lazenby award for the best Dog names goes to...
SUNDAY

Fair weather dogs…they’ll look outside and see it’s raining and then go right back in doors again. They see water and they dive in like they’re fish, but they don’t like rain.
If it’s not raining but it’s cold and damp that’s alright and it’s OK to roll in mud then shake it all off by the
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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The fire in Hong Kong is horrible and devastating. One thing I observe, in comparison to the Grenfell fire here, is that within three days, authorities have arrested 11 people, directors and top brass. I don't believe anyone, much less top brass, from Grenfell have faced charges, eight years later.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Anti-Vaxer women can prevent getting cervical cancer by submerging their heads in water three times and withdrawing twice.
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Cronenberg's body horror schtick is softening in his old age
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The Fourth TCP/IP Protocol
The CAPTCHA in the Rye
The Count of Monte Crypto
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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New "Sack it off" phrase entering vocabulary. #PanIt
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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So satisfying watching this ... I love a pencil sharpener 😊
Pencil Sharpeners Throughout History
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm in...

'87 LHD BMW E30 320i
VW Jetta MK2
'89 Seat Ibiza 1.2 (most fun car ever)
B8K A4 Quattro TFSi
E46 BMW Compact
This is more like it.

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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hot singles in your area are perimenopausal pls leave them alone or you’ll make them cry
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Badger
Kite
Slow Worm
Frog
Pink Pigeon (befriended, and either it told the other birds or they saw us being friends, and knew my place was safe - two crows were beating up a Sparrow, I opened the door hearing all this this bird commotion and they flew away as the sparrow hopped inside to hide...)
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Japanese embroidery artist Hiroko Kubota, known for her work highlighting cats #WomensArt
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"I've noticed you around..."

#TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I think I might need to go to the shops for essential* organic supplies **

* crisps and other vegetable based products

** chocolate comes from cocoa pods and they're literally a plant, so
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Mansion Tax, anyone??
New to the market, this 10 bed detached Hampstead property would suit a recently deposed Middle-Eastern dictator who is looking to downsize. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Portrait of Mani. I've made two sizes of prints from this, all profit goes to @stockportnhsft.bsky.social that’s a wonderful charity Mani and Imelda raised money for.
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM