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Just the correct amount of whelmed.
Whittards White Hot Chocolate is my new addiction.
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Whittards White Hot Chocolate is my new addiction.
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I have drank
the liquid
that was leaking
from Santa's bones
and whic̶h
you were collecting
on his
fe̶a̴st daẏ̴̥͙̤͕
Forgi̶ve me̵
i̵t̴ ̶w̶a̵s̵ ̶d̸̰̽e̴̝͝l̶̠̐i̷̥̐ci̷̝̅ous
̷so̷ ̸s̵̡̒w̶̫̽é̴͜et
̴̮̇ȃ̷̦n̷͚̽d̴͙̬̰͒̍ ̷̬͗s̷̨̅o ̵̞̐c̴̛̹͈̺̗͕̠͍̰̉̒̀́̔́ǫ̶̛͉͎̞̰̫͎̺̮̪̰͌̑̾͂͛̅l̵̥̜̈́̚d̷̨̘̰̠̥̝̩̭̖͖͕̫͈̫́̋̍͜͝
the liquid
that was leaking
from Santa's bones
and whic̶h
you were collecting
on his
fe̶a̴st daẏ̴̥͙̤͕
Forgi̶ve me̵
i̵t̴ ̶w̶a̵s̵ ̶d̸̰̽e̴̝͝l̶̠̐i̷̥̐ci̷̝̅ous
̷so̷ ̸s̵̡̒w̶̫̽é̴͜et
̴̮̇ȃ̷̦n̷͚̽d̴͙̬̰͒̍ ̷̬͗s̷̨̅o ̵̞̐c̴̛̹͈̺̗͕̠͍̰̉̒̀́̔́ǫ̶̛͉͎̞̰̫͎̺̮̪̰͌̑̾͂͛̅l̵̥̜̈́̚d̷̨̘̰̠̥̝̩̭̖͖͕̫͈̫́̋̍͜͝
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I have drank
the liquid
that was leaking
from Santa's bones
and whic̶h
you were collecting
on his
fe̶a̴st daẏ̴̥͙̤͕
Forgi̶ve me̵
i̵t̴ ̶w̶a̵s̵ ̶d̸̰̽e̴̝͝l̶̠̐i̷̥̐ci̷̝̅ous
̷so̷ ̸s̵̡̒w̶̫̽é̴͜et
̴̮̇ȃ̷̦n̷͚̽d̴͙̬̰͒̍ ̷̬͗s̷̨̅o ̵̞̐c̴̛̹͈̺̗͕̠͍̰̉̒̀́̔́ǫ̶̛͉͎̞̰̫͎̺̮̪̰͌̑̾͂͛̅l̵̥̜̈́̚d̷̨̘̰̠̥̝̩̭̖͖͕̫͈̫́̋̍͜͝
the liquid
that was leaking
from Santa's bones
and whic̶h
you were collecting
on his
fe̶a̴st daẏ̴̥͙̤͕
Forgi̶ve me̵
i̵t̴ ̶w̶a̵s̵ ̶d̸̰̽e̴̝͝l̶̠̐i̷̥̐ci̷̝̅ous
̷so̷ ̸s̵̡̒w̶̫̽é̴͜et
̴̮̇ȃ̷̦n̷͚̽d̴͙̬̰͒̍ ̷̬͗s̷̨̅o ̵̞̐c̴̛̹͈̺̗͕̠͍̰̉̒̀́̔́ǫ̶̛͉͎̞̰̫͎̺̮̪̰͌̑̾͂͛̅l̵̥̜̈́̚d̷̨̘̰̠̥̝̩̭̖͖͕̫͈̫́̋̍͜͝
Watched some AI slop today about aircraft accidents and the issues with buffeting but of course I don't know now if they were talking about wind or cheese on sticks.
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Watched some AI slop today about aircraft accidents and the issues with buffeting but of course I don't know now if they were talking about wind or cheese on sticks.
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Star Trek TNG proves viewers crave a spaceship that looks like a mid-budget hotel. Fictional starships are usually metallic and futuristic but the public wants warm lighting, beige wall panels, and soft carpets like a Ramada Inn
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Star Trek TNG proves viewers crave a spaceship that looks like a mid-budget hotel. Fictional starships are usually metallic and futuristic but the public wants warm lighting, beige wall panels, and soft carpets like a Ramada Inn
Having a coffee phantosmia moment. I don't drink coffee and nobody else is in so might have a cuppa to see if that replaces the stank.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Having a coffee phantosmia moment. I don't drink coffee and nobody else is in so might have a cuppa to see if that replaces the stank.
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for the beleaguered museum, it’s a new l’eau
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
for the beleaguered museum, it’s a new l’eau
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First episode of the new Spartacus series. Jesus H Penis.
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
First episode of the new Spartacus series. Jesus H Penis.
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
Want your cat to lose weight fast?
Miaozempic™️
Miaozempic™️
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Want your cat to lose weight fast?
Miaozempic™️
Miaozempic™️
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Fucking Pennywise ruining it for everyone else
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Fucking Pennywise ruining it for everyone else
Could this be any more ex mining town?
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Could this be any more ex mining town?
I have left a review for a jigsaw that is the most overpriced AI slop on Amazon. Can we make it go viral with other comments please? www.amazon.co.uk/Engineering-...
Puzzle 5000 Pieces for Adults Jigsaw Puzzles for Adults 5000 Piece, Engineering Vehicles Puzzle Educational Games, Wooden Puzzles Landscape Jigsaws Game, Gifts for Teenage Boys 61.61x41.54 inch g-716 ...
Puzzle 5000 Pieces for Adults Jigsaw Puzzles for Adults 5000 Piece, Engineering Vehicles Puzzle Educational Games, Wooden Puzzles Landscape Jigsaws Game, Gifts for Teenage Boys 61.61x41.54 inch g-716 ...
www.amazon.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have left a review for a jigsaw that is the most overpriced AI slop on Amazon. Can we make it go viral with other comments please? www.amazon.co.uk/Engineering-...
An enjoyable evening in the company of @markcooperjones.bsky.social and @jayforeman.bsky.social on their very last gig of their book tour. I went with my friend from Jersey only to find he doesn't actually exist. CC @deeso.net
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
An enjoyable evening in the company of @markcooperjones.bsky.social and @jayforeman.bsky.social on their very last gig of their book tour. I went with my friend from Jersey only to find he doesn't actually exist. CC @deeso.net
Nottingham rooftops of an evening.
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Nottingham rooftops of an evening.
Which sign do I try to respect?
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Which sign do I try to respect?
Just heard a mother lose it by taking the mick out of her kid doing an impression "MUUUUM MY LEGS HURT" "MUUUUM, YOU'RE THE WORST". She obviously heard me laughing.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just heard a mother lose it by taking the mick out of her kid doing an impression "MUUUUM MY LEGS HURT" "MUUUUM, YOU'RE THE WORST". She obviously heard me laughing.
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Cronenberg's body horror schtick is softening in his old age
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Cronenberg's body horror schtick is softening in his old age
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This made me laugh.
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This made me laugh.
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
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This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
November 23, 2023 at 1:04 PM
This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
Thrilling William Merritt Chase underway. Sorry @puddleofwind.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thrilling William Merritt Chase underway. Sorry @puddleofwind.bsky.social
A cold winter starry night.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A cold winter starry night.
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Don't give people* who are still wearing shorts the satisfaction. "Oh, you're wearing shorts in this weather?!"
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Don't give people* who are still wearing shorts the satisfaction. "Oh, you're wearing shorts in this weather?!"
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.