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Carla the Hoffman
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woman who loves comics
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Wow! My notifications are lighting up! Must be on a list somewhere... Hi all, I'm Carla and I'm part of the Best Damn Comics Team over on @smashpages.bsky.social -- I've sold comics for over 20 years at Metro Entertainment in Santa Barbara, CA so please pick up your comics!
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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As someone doxxed by Andy Ngo, myself, I understand the drama it can bring.

His latest target, Daryle Lamont Jenkins is the hero of the film SKIN, and an even greater hero in real life: A Black man who, on his own for decades, has targeted and transformed white supremacists.

Now, he needs our help
Donate to Support One People's Project in Crisis, organized by Daryle Jenkins
The past two years have taken a toll on One People's Project, particularly in re… Daryle Jenkins needs your support for Support One People's Project in Crisis
www.gofundme.com
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Getting my World Series live updates through bluesky is basically the equivalent of listening on the radio
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In damned near everything he gets screwed over.
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To appreciate the alchemy of the Muppets in their prime it helps to get a sense of the unseen craft that went in to making every bit you’ve seen... The timing and synergy of a group of creative folk working toward common purpose and genuinely enjoying that process and each other...
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There beauty within horror 🌿👹..
Poison Ivy #40 Variant Cover by me
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It’s hilarious following along to this game, not by watching it, but by seeing the reactions here on my feed

Whoever thinks BlueSky doesn’t have the sports juice, you are sorely mistaken
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🌹the thing about Clark Kent that really makes him work (which Superman 2025 I think misses) is that Clark is an absolutely top tier kind of guy even if he wasn't Superman, like big beefy midwestern farm guy built like a fucking tractor whose mostly good natured but can also knock you flat on yer ass
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zoomers: we are nazis bet you are triggered heh😏
boomers: i hope you are brutally murdered
zoomers:
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So… I’ve been inspired and intrigued by Max The Impaler for many years. I was driven to write the filthiest of tribute themes ever.

So I did….
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🚨BIG changes happening -- ICE leadership is being purged tonight. The old guard, which prioritized targeted enforcement operations aimed at people with criminal records, is being replaced with Border Patrol and Gregory Bovino's "Midway Blitz" style.

Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
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lol what the wealthy today don't seem to understand is part of staying wealthy in society is not pissing off the masses.

There's a reason why Carnegie and the Rockefellers poured money into institutions. Gutting institutions and making it harder for the masses to survive is a...choice.
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My new How To Draw 2026 book adds two chapters to the previous edition (plus updated art throughout the book) one of which How To Ink. If you think it's tracing you need this book. ;)Link in bio.
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How your email finds me. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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For those wondering who's up there with Babs and Kara, that's Cleo! I drew her sci-fi adventures across six graphic novels (aptly titled Cleopatra in Space). It was even made into a short-lived animated series. ❤️😊
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Today is the birthday of legendary artist Bernie Wrightson (Oct. 27, 1948-March 18, 2017.)
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