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David
@crookedknight.bsky.social
Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
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December 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Not even gonna add it to my library for free.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If he was a body of water he'd be Daniel Bay-Lewis
if he was a dog he'd be spaniel day-lewis
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me with the cult in Ithaca that made the best damn waffles on the East Coast
They took three hours to deliver your food, but it was cheap as fuck, always arrived hot and fresh, would deliver to a wild range out, and was the best fried chicken I've ever had. Russian mafia money laundry, but goddamn was it good food
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I will go to my grave screaming about how Pennywise being a clown hits completely different for anyone under 40 or 50, because the original intent was that Pennywise LOOKED HARMLESS, because “IT” predates scary clowns, & if the story were modern, Pennywise would manifest as a ninja turtle or Luffy
Welcome to Derry reveals why It loves to use the form of Pennywise the Clown so much.
Why Did IT Choose its Pennywise the Clown Form? WELCOME TO DERRY Reveals the Answer
nerdist.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Without safe C-sections both my mother and I would have died in the delivery room. And because of the emergency situation she had the operation WITHOUT ANAESTHESIA, which means she automatically wins every argument we will ever have.
if you've had or looking at having a c-section, please know that you are just as strong and brave as someone who had a different kind of birth experience. you didn't cheat. you didn't do it the "unnatural" way, anymore than taking ibuprofen for a migraine or x-raying a broken arm is unnatural
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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unless the game is primarily about crafting… then no crafting. or make a an “i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not have time for this” mode please
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Since I've been thinking about Kill Bill pretty much constantly since watching TWBA: Dismissing it as a Western Lady Snowblood is insulting to both movies, because it flattens LS into a generic female-led revenge story rather than acknowledging what makes it, and Meiko Kaji's performance, so great.
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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scanning the @sundance.org lineup: hmm, interesting, might be good, sure why not, :loses entire fucking mind:
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Gonzo's delivery of the single greatest line in film history is made infinitely better once you realise it is an EXACT rendering of Charles Dickens' own emphasis in the original story.
December 24, 2024 at 10:26 AM
I assume this is how he got cast in CARRY-ON
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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And, as another reminder, when I buy PACER documents, I make them available to anyone through @free.law's RECAP extension, which then makes them available to all at CourtListener.

PACER itself should be free, but, until it is, everyone who can use RECAP to help make docs accessible should do so.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
City saved
🚨Kyle Schwarber is back with the Phillies on a 5 year deal worth $150M per Jeff Passan.
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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We got so fucking robbed, dude.
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My big takeaway from the unified Kill Bill is that I have an answer to "what's your low-stakes conspiracy theory" and it's Weinstein cutting the movie in two in order to get revenge on Uma Thurman by kneecapping an Oscar-worthy performance.

(by @samadams.bsky.social, slate.com/culture/2025...)
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
OK, I've been waiting for this for 21 goddamn years, it's THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR time
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This could be us, Virginia
State Sen. Julie Gonzales announces she'll challenge U.S. Sen. John Hickenlooper from the left in next year's Democratic primary in Colorado. coloradonewsline.com/2025/12/08/j...
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Cousin Itt's Santa beard is an all-time sight gag
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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1000000000000000000x cooler to do this & pay an artist to do what they’re trained to do than to fire up the art theft tech to generate crap.
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM