Chris
crispy717.bsky.social
Chris
@crispy717.bsky.social
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Just a random guy. Here for 🗞️🏈🏀🎬📺
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We all need to channel this Chicago man’s utter contempt
Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago
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If speaking out against fascism is “bad for your brand” then your brand is fascism.
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Video of this incident just after the crash
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
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He looks like Ed Orgeron’s secret identity
BREAKING: LSU and AD Scott Woodward decided to part ways Thursday.

This comes one day after the governor of Louisiana said Woodward wouldn't be allowed to hire Brian Kelly’s replacement: www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
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"go to TikTok. See for yourself."
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riley gaines? ah, no, im sorry. historically speaking riley losses
catching strays for no reason here!
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they’re saying i’m not brave enough to get a slice of ice cream cake out of the freezer, eat it, immediately get a tummy ache, and then complain to my wife about it all night. that’s because they don’t know me.
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I feel like fascism's here already, the media just won't admit it like how you don't talk to a pitcher when he's in the middle of a no-hitter.
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how the average straight couple looks when going out for dinner
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I don’t need a movie about Bruce Springsteen. I need a movie about what the hell happened to the chicken man.
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
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i am begging the media to cover trumps mysterious health ailments not so much to damage republicans politically but to set a baseline to discredit conspiracy theorists if anything does actually happen
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i can't wait until we all prosper from AI! any minute now
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Chicago kids, colorfully massed,
For Halloween's coming up fast.
ICE is enlightening
What it means to be frightening
By having some children tear-gassed.
On my lunch break today, I saw them abduct a man and lie to my face about not filming because they were the police. At the corner of Kimball and Lawrence in Chicago. I asked him “what department” and he responded “Chicago” through a tiny cracked window. Would that be a crime to lie about “police?”
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
I’ll never regret purchasing the Fraggle Rock ringtone. That thing ripped anytime it went off.