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Colette Willis
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Ghost writer. Corporeal reader. Semi-solid watcher of stuff.
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I should never have doubted 🙏
But, and I know this is not the main takeaway here, NOT ALL THOSE KEYS ATE FACING THE SAME WAY. Is it a metaphor or is the artist a psychopath, what is reality anymore.
I HOWLED
I was looking up the Cliff Richard Wuthering Heights and found some clips. I laughed so hard I cried and have not stopped laughing. A clip. I really tried not to laugh. The boat remains a mystery.
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check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
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There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion. Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made. ~Edgar Allan Poe
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ME: What’s the first rule of bite club?
DRACULA: Is it biting?
ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting.
RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
I’m just sitting here doing the Nathan Fillon meme. Everything is meaningless.
God that has cheered me right up!
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I mean, leaving babies out in the woods because you thought the fairies had swapped them for demons used to be a rural
pursuit too, but we managed to move on from that.
🗣️ “If a fox is being ripped limb from limb and is dying a slow and agonising death - how can you say you abhor animal cruelty?”

🗣️ “These are rural pursuits and have been for many, many years.”

Heather Humphreys discusses her support for fox hunting and hare coursing.

#TheBigInterview
“Oh Perry,” I sigh as you run away, clutching your book to your chest, “oh what will become of you?” Joints creaking, I heave myself upright and head to the general store to get you a barley sugar stick and a spool of cobalt blue silk thread. You are my only nephew, after all.
Why, Peregrine,” I’d say, clucking as I bend down to see more closely, “you’ve got bilberry juice on your good lace collar!”
You’d fix me with a steely stare. “No, aunt,” you’d say. “That is not bilberry juice, it’s an embellishment. And this, you’ll find, is my second-best lace collar.”
Apparently Dalmatians were often used as circus dogs…
I would have screamed the place down!
Fascinated that one of the worst Irish accents is from an Irish actress, who delivers working-class Dublin pronunciation with a D4 intonation, if that makes sense. Amazing.
Yeah we have Gatsby blue in the sitting room which I do like but I want that shot of cobalt…
I’m always in search of the perfect blue. That’s gorgeous.
Ok he really, REALLY wants to live with you! If you don’t mind me asking, what is that stunning deep blue paint?
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Was it in black and white? I remember seeing Them (1954) on tv at about the same age and being terrified!
I am absolutely in favour of milking the goose as a gilding the lily for the milkshake duck era. If you know what I mean you need to log off now! (And drive to my house to prise my phone out of my shrivelled clawlike hand)
Late Night with the Devil from a couple of years ago is fun.
🎈🎈🎈happy birthday! 🎈 🎈🎈