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Dave Heumann

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Musician, Sparrowtail Teas purveyor, Tai Chi guy, fun dad, pro-dempcracy, pro-environment, AI and crypto are for losers. No DMs unless we are already homies! My website that focuses on the first thing: https://daveheumann.com

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Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 23h

It reads to me like he's going down from 57% to 47%

Which, as a former and hopefully future tea importer, is way too high

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The Collapse Chronicle @collapsechronicle.bsky.social · 1d

Here is the long and short of it.

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Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 2d

The hurricane and his ex wife are both named Melissa, which I'm sure has nothing to do with his stance but is an interesting juxtaposition regardless

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no, not that

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 2d

Hate to be that guy, but it's *your

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 3d

We need the ol' Gong Show hook for this guy

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 3d

Dude I feel you. Not necc on the recent wage theft stuff, but generally

Sometimes I like to remind myself that I'm trying to put out things/ideas/interactions of actual value for the world, and "at least I'm not them", taking more than their fair share, by force

But it does suck to not have money

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 3d

We turned ours on last week or so

Last year I think we made it into November though

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 4d

It's effective though. He really drives the point home

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 4d

Hello Baltimore BlueSky, a little last minute promotion for y'all. I've put a band together to play a FREE Halloween party at the Roland Water Tower today, from 3-5

We are Friends of Friends and the Peregrine Family Band

Hope to see you

A poster for the annual Halloween Party at the Roland Water Tower in Baltimore. The poster features an image of the tower and is colored beige and dark blue. The band is called Friends of Friends and the Peregrine Family Band

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 5d

Dream bill

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 5d

He should go swimming in raw sewage again

and again

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Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 7d

Hearing the early CF musical draft on the Deadcast, "Distorto", blew my mind and has me wanting to do a fully fleshed out live version with some band or other. When I do, I will record it and send it your way

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 7d

If you're reading stories to a young child, the way they all should finish is with "The End", intoned in a baritone register and expressed as a descending V-I. This is the rule as I understand it

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 8d

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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Matthew Hiram @matthewhiram.bsky.social · Sep 17

Need to restore your faith in humanity? Listen to Lungfish
#powerofmusic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxIb...

Lungfish live on 5.12.1998 in MD. Complete Set !

YouTube video by Not All Punk & Games

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Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 9d

Badass.

I've had this image in my head for a while... remember the ads that said "Bob Evans, down on the farm"?

Well, this would be in the same font and everything but would be replaced with Bob Dylan

Probs better on a shirt than inked on flesh tbh

I don't have any tats either

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 10d

Can we for a sec zero in on the part where he said "every president for the past 150 years has dreamt about having a ballroom at the WH"?

Because I would be willing to bet that not one has

Also 150 yrs is kind of an odd number to pull out, imo. Maybe he meant 250 (tho he'd be even more wrong)

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Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 10d

Hope you don't mind that my phone now looks a lot like one of these

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The Other Side of Life (Pumpkin Stylist) @theothersideoflife.bsky.social · 11d

If you're a musician playing DC, please sign the below!

"As musicians who’ve performed at D.C. venues and contributors to the local music scene, we support the workers of 9:30 Club... who are seeking a fair process to unionize. We believe that unionizing will lead to a more just workplace."

Daniel Bachman @danielbachman.bsky.social · 11d

Solidarity with 9:30 Club workers & IMP employees. ❤️‍🔥

unitehere.jotform.com/252604810555...

Band Solidarity Letter

Please click the link to complete this form.

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Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 11d

It's just some shitty AI from the Man of Constant Shitting

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 12d

Cool video guy, see we're saying that we don't want this

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 12d

I didn't make it to a No Kings event today due to family reasons but I played some tunes at an outdoor party on a farm and ended my set with Chimes of Freedom, which I dedicated to the protesters in solidarity

Felt like it was the highlight of the set actually

Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 12d

Honestly I've never been prouder of a MD senator

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Dave Heumann @daveheumann.bsky.social · 12d

Exactly
Like why not have AI design, say, a small scale, vertical axis wind turbine with optimum efficiency...

But I don't see AI being used for anything like that

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