Caustic Cover Critic
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A new addition ('The Woman in Cabin 10') to the surprisingly extensive Keira Knightley library, for people who only want to read books with Keira Knightley on them.
15 different books, all (but one) movie or TV tie-in titles, all with Keira Knightley on the cover.
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(just apologising to @harrysargent2.bsky.social -- this was supposed to be me going "Isn't this interesting?" rather than me being a snotty prick)
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I need to read more of her. So many writers, they need to thin the herd a bit.
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THIS IS HARD. Tobias Wolff, though he hasn't published anything in ages, or Ted Chiang both spring to mind.
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Nice joke you’ve got there. Be a real shame if I repeated the content of it back to you with aggressively pedantic sincerity.
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Meanwhile a book of her stories seems to be Audible-only, which is wrong.
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On closer inspection, you also get a slightly MORE distressed background, but a slightly less distressed lemon. It's probably some freemason thing.
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Can never tell with those tricky Japanese and their I-novels
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Unusually, the forthcoming book by Mieko Kawakami (which I want now, but must wait until March for) has virtually the same cover design for both the UK (Picador) and US (Knopf) editions, except that the latter has the mandated "A Novel" added by obscure US law.
Cover of SISTERS IN YELLOW by Mieko Kawakami (trans. Laurel Taylor & Hitomi Yoshio), showing a lemon in a glass on a pink and black background. Cover of SISTERS IN YELLOW by Mieko Kawakami (trans. Laurel Taylor & Hitomi Yoshio), showing a lemon in a glass on a pink and black background. THis version also has "A NOVEL" added in small type.
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Any writer more recent than Shakespeare who resorts to using a prophecy to make their plot work should be beaten savagely with sticks.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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The only twist that would surprise me is if it was vaguely coherent.
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Cosy [whatever genre] is a plague.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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do away with all blurbs would be my philosophy
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You wait forever for a book about Elizabeth Harrower, and then 2 come along at once.
Cover of 'Elizabeth Harrower: The woman in the watch tower' by Susan Wyndham Cover of 'Looking for Elizabeth: The Life of Elizabeth Harrower' by Helen Trinca