Caustic Cover Critic
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Uncharismatic megafauna.
Too fat to ride a horse, too poor to own a carriage.
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Too fat to ride a horse, too poor to own a carriage.
Buy my book, keep me off the streets: http://bit.ly/JMgibbons
HOW DID YOU GET THIS, CAITLIN?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dorian, you absolutely should.
Dorian, you absolutely should.
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
HOW DID YOU GET THIS, CAITLIN?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dorian, you absolutely should.
Dorian, you absolutely should.
NEED THIS
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
NEED THIS
Loved ENTER GHOST
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Loved ENTER GHOST
I would read ‘He Was Rescued by a Garden Tool’.
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I would read ‘He Was Rescued by a Garden Tool’.
fuck, if I never hear about Campbell and his dumb theories ever again
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
fuck, if I never hear about Campbell and his dumb theories ever again
To be fair, NOTHING about that film looks remotely worthwhile.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
To be fair, NOTHING about that film looks remotely worthwhile.
Ha, I actually really like a lot of that soundrack work.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ha, I actually really like a lot of that soundrack work.
(And then commits a sex crime, probably)
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
(And then commits a sex crime, probably)
Every time you try to sleep Neil Gaiman creeps into your room and talks about "the power of story".
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Every time you try to sleep Neil Gaiman creeps into your room and talks about "the power of story".
WHY DO THEY PERSIST
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
WHY DO THEY PERSIST
Ha, I have 6 different examples in my head and I hadn't even thought of him.
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ha, I have 6 different examples in my head and I hadn't even thought of him.
I never met her but have talked to her online. She's great, and also a great writer. I wish I could have raided her library.
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I never met her but have talked to her online. She's great, and also a great writer. I wish I could have raided her library.
Zoids! Now there's something I hadn't thought about in 40 years.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Zoids! Now there's something I hadn't thought about in 40 years.
like Grant Morrison in ANIMAL MAN
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
like Grant Morrison in ANIMAL MAN
[shudders]
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
[shudders]
Indeed. And in fine company!
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Indeed. And in fine company!
Oh, and also sees himself as a toy, etc.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oh, and also sees himself as a toy, etc.
"hot water", as though this poisonous bigot ever will face any real consequences for anything she does
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"hot water", as though this poisonous bigot ever will face any real consequences for anything she does
This is hardly highbrow but there's a Transformers comic where Megatron is granted a view of himself in parallel universes, including the faces of the people who do his voices in the cartoons. Do not ask me how I know this.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is hardly highbrow but there's a Transformers comic where Megatron is granted a view of himself in parallel universes, including the faces of the people who do his voices in the cartoons. Do not ask me how I know this.
It's great because the moment the company goes bust and stops doing the Stupid Thing you'll get all those years of delayed climate change suddenly happening all at once, but they'll be even worse because everyone will have used the Stupid Thing as an excuse to burn even more fossil fuels..
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It's great because the moment the company goes bust and stops doing the Stupid Thing you'll get all those years of delayed climate change suddenly happening all at once, but they'll be even worse because everyone will have used the Stupid Thing as an excuse to burn even more fossil fuels..