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@chellchell13.bsky.social

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suburban bisexual leftist millennial cringe rapscallion. wi & mn. swiftie. cat lady x4. pop punk aficionado. sports yapper. tv fan. home gardener. crochet & fitness enthusiast. supply chain by day, home chef by night. The Mrs. to snievan12.bsky.social

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · Sep 17

Based on a comment I made recently because I wanna update my pinned post:

✅this user is a minion of the trans community

Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 9h

I say this with only love for my team but what the fuck are the Packers doing today?

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 12h

Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

* changes the wall calendar from pumpkin to turkey *

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 1d

I am so mad I decided to care about the World Series but please don’t ever let this end lmao

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d

two frames:
- first frame: lady yells "Why can't you be normal?"
- second frame: Game 7 of the World Series with the caption "[screaming]"

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 1d

You know they can play for an extra hour because of Daylight Saving Time.

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 2d

Great job, everyone, we did it again

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 1d

Roasting the seeds is my favorite part! They’re so tasty

Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 1d

Look at all these goofballs with their decorations still up. Don’t they know Halloween was last month?

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 2d

Halloween is the best holiday because it's all about people giving neighbors and strangers treats for free and telling kids how awesome they are.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 2d

Halloween might be the only thing on earth that social media has made better. I love seeing how creative people are.

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 2d

Considering I wear black way more than any rainbow… yes.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 2d

muppetized horror movie posters: thread

Count Von Count in a movie poster for Sinners.

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 2d

disgusting

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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 2d

every time someone talks about welfare fraud I want to grab their heads and point them directly at the trillions of dollars slushing around the stock market

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 2d

Brb in my Lincoln Era.

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2d

Using the euphemism “I’m in my Lincoln Era” whenever I go to the bathroom

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 2d

Funny how you can send messages to 99% of people without a second thought and that the remaining 1% activates the dreaded 'extreme message analysis' mode.

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 2d

all I need in the world

a grilled cheese sandwich and bowl of tomato soup captioned “this and never opening Microsoft Outlook again”

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 3d

If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone but my GOD there would be signs

Legend @fubarrockchick.bsky.social · 3d

😂 people who take it too far 😋

Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 3d

None of these words are in the Bible and it’s official I’m too online

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 3d

Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani, Is Out of Ideas

Uhh, is ChatGPT the dad or?

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 3d

The last sentence in particular

ceej @ceej.online · 3d

I wonder if our system would be any better if we forced elected representatives to live full-time in their home districts and conduct most government business virtually. Have their kids attend local schools, make them work out of local offices, etc. It should be easier for me to yell at my rep

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 5d

i love seeing zoomers wearing pimple patches in public. instead of being self conscious about a giant zit you get to look like rainbow brite. it’s so cute.

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 5d

the idea that federal taxes are pulled out of my paycheck every month to do nothing but fund a fascist pile of shit, only so me and every one else can use what little we have leftover to try and take care of each other makes me h*mic*d*l

Steven W. Thrasher is finishing The Overseer Class @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 5d

The money we are using to feed ppl in Gaza and Houston, that we are using to pay medical bills, is being stolen by bomb maker and “insurance” companies. It could be used to fund our own rest, care and retirements. We are subsidizing their pockets with our lost retirement funds.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 5d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 6d

Roasting and eating the seeds straight out of a pumpkin >>>>>>>>>>>>>