Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃
@chellchell13.bsky.social
suburban bisexual leftist millennial cringe rapscallion. wi & mn. swiftie. cat lady x4. pop punk aficionado. sports yapper. tv fan. home gardener. crochet & fitness enthusiast. supply chain by day, home chef by night.
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Based on a comment I made recently because I wanna update my pinned post:
✅this user is a minion of the trans community
✅this user is a minion of the trans community
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today’s gender is blubber chunk
Today is a big day in Oregon. The 55th Anniversary of Oregon's Exploding Whale.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CL...
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
today’s gender is blubber chunk
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as a bisexual, I find it insanely offensive to insinuate that bisexuality equates to fucking fascists and anti-fascists alike.
Rep. Sarah McBride: "It goes both ways. A big tent is bisexual. It goes to the left and the right . And that starts with us being kind to one another, being respectful to one another and being welcoming to one another."
www.advocate.com/pol...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ
www.advocate.com/pol...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ
Sarah McBride explains how Democrats’ ‘big tent is bisexual’
The Democratic congresswoman from Delaware told an audience at Crooked Con, "You can’t build a diverse working class coalition if people don’t feel like you like them."
www.advocate.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
as a bisexual, I find it insanely offensive to insinuate that bisexuality equates to fucking fascists and anti-fascists alike.
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Man, fuck Merrick Garland
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Man, fuck Merrick Garland
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I love bookmarking things for later. It’s a lot like taking screenshots I will never revisit.
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I love bookmarking things for later. It’s a lot like taking screenshots I will never revisit.
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I hated every minute of that game
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I hated every minute of that game
Regardless of the outcome of this game, I think the offense should have to do the defense’s laundry or household chores for a week for keeping us in this.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Regardless of the outcome of this game, I think the offense should have to do the defense’s laundry or household chores for a week for keeping us in this.
Love what the FUCK
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Love what the FUCK
Every minute the Eagles don’t score, the less the Packers can lose by and I’m just rooting for a game that doesn’t fill me with shame. (I am stressed af)
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Every minute the Eagles don’t score, the less the Packers can lose by and I’m just rooting for a game that doesn’t fill me with shame. (I am stressed af)
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Severance but for when you visit your family during the holidays
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Severance but for when you visit your family during the holidays
That might be the most humiliating sack I’ve ever seen 😭
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
That might be the most humiliating sack I’ve ever seen 😭
The Packers are gonna get so cooked tonight
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Packers are gonna get so cooked tonight
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
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I’m not going to let the incompetence of our government take away from from the fact that it is very funny Aaron Rodgers is eating shit tonight
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m not going to let the incompetence of our government take away from from the fact that it is very funny Aaron Rodgers is eating shit tonight
Left messages for Craig, Klobuchar, and Smith.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Left messages for Craig, Klobuchar, and Smith.
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
I SAW FLURRIES! IT COUNTS! IT COUNTS!
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November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I SAW FLURRIES! IT COUNTS! IT COUNTS!
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"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.
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There have been workplaces where frankly I should've ruined more.
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There have been workplaces where frankly I should've ruined more.
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found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself
This is the best fucking day of my life
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is the best fucking day of my life
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a girl said white guys need to get off the podcasts and back into emo bands and i agree
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
a girl said white guys need to get off the podcasts and back into emo bands and i agree
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The wizard takes a nap.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The wizard takes a nap.
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Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it