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Lex 🕸️d

@chelicerati.bsky.social

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a little weird (noun) i like bugs

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Apr 17

rolling a peanut butter m&m around my mouth during a work zoom call like auntie from hausu

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2d

more of a publishing opinion than a literary one i guess, but books should come out in paperback first and then do a hardcover release farther down the road

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Sep 10

I always think they look like a children’s drawing of a bird made real

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Sep 8

(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 25

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 16

(modest mouse)

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 16

Slutty Mouse

McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · Aug 15

Questionably sexy up a band:

ZZ Topless

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · Aug 15

Abolish summer

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · Aug 14

I’m so glad our sun is too bright to see the baby in it.

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 13

sniffing kittens

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 13

slightly diminish a band

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Braaaaaaaaains Spears @briankspears.bsky.social · Aug 12

Slightly diminish a band: About as Good as Ezra

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 13

slightly diminish a band

Gray Sabbath

Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · Aug 13

slightly diminish a band

Wu Kool-Aid

BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · Aug 13

slightly diminish a band:

Blink 181

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 12

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 11

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 10

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 10

the platonic ideal of eepy

A grey and white kitty curled up. She’s is squinting and her fur is all rumpled.

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 9

This is who runs this account

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 8

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 7

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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 7

because of all the dead people on here

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 7

everyone on vespas

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 2

Halloween costumes 🖤

darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · Aug 2

if u could open your own museum what would it be about what are u going to devote your life to curate

darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · Aug 1

what is the most unique museum u have visited
for me possibly the ramen museum

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 2

definitely. there are kinds of racism in that room that only our grandpas knew about

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · Aug 1

Absolutely not. I'm afraid we're going to have to burn all of Kentucky -- Paducah, Lexington, Louisville, Harlan, Cincinnati -- to the ground now.

Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · Aug 1

Venthaven, a ventriloquism museum in Kentucky.

Many ventriloquism dummies, sitting in folding chairs. It is as disturbing as you imagine it.

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