Braaaaaaaaains Spears
@briankspears.bsky.social
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Senior Poetry Editor at The Rumpus (Ret.), author of A Witness in Exile (Louisiana Literature Press, 2011) and Another Poem to Love https://brian-spears.com I also crochet stuff.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing millions of people that what they really wanted to do was argue with complete strangers on the internet 24/7.
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On the plus side, he’s going to give up his House seat in the attempt, and I don’t think he has much of a chance against Markey.
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When your student leaves the fourth s out of assess in a paper…

I suppose they could have missed the third s. The effect is the same.
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I just left a message for one of my Republican Senators saying that he needs to get the majority to end the filibuster and pass this budget bill to reopen the government. If they really think it’s going to be good for the country, they should want sole credit for passing it.
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Until I lived in a place with seasons I never really understood that experience. And depending on how cold it’s been, even 30 degrees can feel balmy in March.
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What is it about Republicans idolizing monumental losers? The Nazis got the shit kicked out of them. The Confederacy got the shit kicked out of it. The Italian Fascists got the shit kicked out of it. Can’t pick a winner to try to emulate?
briankspears.bsky.social
What is it about Republicans idolizing monumental losers? The Nazis got the shit kicked out of them. The Confederacy got the shit kicked out of it. The Italian Fascists got the shit kicked out of it. Can’t pick a winner to try to emulate?
briankspears.bsky.social
When I was a kid a neighbor had a dog that was the product of a long-haired collie and a basset hound and I know exactly what Niko means here.
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our dog is part corgi part German Sheppard and whenever people hear this fact they say "oh imagine those two dogs making him" and like, yeah imagine true love in a doomed world, I don't know what we're all so afraid of.
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I feel it’s important to say that if you work for ICE in any capacity, answering phones, writing memos, whatever, you’re carrying the same responsibility that those agents kidnapping people off the streets do. You’re not clean just because you’re not personally laying hands on folks.
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You know, it feels like a word an LLM hasn’t internalized yet, and I hate that I’m in this place but I am.
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Is my yard overgrown or am I creating holistic Halloween decorations?
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Was the professor running the class in on this? I keep thinking about how I’d feel if some stranger came into one of my classes uninvited interrupting things even if we didn’t live in a world where safety is always an issue and no, I’m not having it.
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It’s been a long time since I worked in a warehouse, and it was a grocery warehouse at that, and even so the face I just made was a lot.
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For some reason that also looks like the fork is giving someone the finger
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I feel seen
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Ki-tan the helpful but clumsy onion is the mascot for Kitami City in Hokkaido.
An onion-headed mascot in a light green T-shirt stands in a crowded courtyard.
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That’s Colossus.

Columbus is a series of columns placed at regular intervals, often framing a walkway
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That’s Columbia.

Columbus is the super hero who can transform his entire body into super strong steel.
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That’s Columbo.

Columbus is an Ivy League University in Upper Manhattan.
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As a Saints fan, I have to say he’s more than exceeded expectations. Some of that’s because he has actual players to throw to in Olave, Shaheed and Kamara, and we’ll see how his play goes after one or more of them is inevitably traded away soon, but he’s certainly not the problem with this team.
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Joey Buttafuoco
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name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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This is the social media version of thinking you’ll look good in a Chotiner interview
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All the gambling stuff has made it hard for me to stay a fan of live sports, but I listened to the radio feed of the Cubs game last night and don’t remember hearing a single mention of it, so maybe that will be a haven for a bit?
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Am I just being a Puritan?

I think it’s bad enough that the MLB allows betting advertising in between innings, but putting up an ad with the betting line or whatever in a graphic on screen during play?

Given the prevalence of problem gambling it’s IMO inexcusable.
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Less than a month away!!!!

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Bearded Bards
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Online readings to raise funds for Tans Lifeline.

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Matthew E. Henry
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Jonathan Everitt

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I had a friend in college who would go to LSU games with a Camelbak of Jack and Coke hidden under his jacket but this is next level
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Or even ask him why he directed the FBI to make it look like there was an insurrection on January 6th.
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That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.
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Now that the Cubs are out of it, I’m pulling for the Blue Jays just because it will drive all the right people out of their minds if a Canadian team wins the series.
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If GOP wants to abolish the filibuster over this, awesome. It helps Rs way more than Ds. It’s also a central reason for loss of faith in government over the last 25 yrs. Rs can reopen the govt tonight if they want. If they want to do it to make sure 15 million lose their health care that’s on them.
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“And that’s why we nuked it twice in the past month.”