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avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache. banner: protect trans kids knife. tear down the bo statue. writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.

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ace @aceanbender.com · Jan 19

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

a large, gray ceramic lawn ornament of a frog sitting outside in the snow. it's almost a perfect sphere with bulbous eyes and a wide, slight grin. a patch of snow sits atop its head and runs between its eyes with a small trickle of water running down its cheek like a tear.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10h

Aidan Hutchinson vs a TE

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ace @aceanbender.com · 10h

TWICE IN TWO DAYS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO MY TEAM IN DIFFERENT WAYS THAT WERE BOTH BAD

ace @aceanbender.com · 1d

[before the break]
great play design!
[after the break]
so that was actually quite illegal

ace @aceanbender.com · 10h

acab includes refs

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ace @aceanbender.com · 10h

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOINSSSSSSS FORVEERRRRRRRRR

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ace @aceanbender.com · 10h

the labor candidate bsky.app/profile/jess...

static klinger @jessespector.com · 10h

rooting for denny hamlin to win the championship while actively suing nascar

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ace @aceanbender.com · 10h

initially took this to mean you were suing nascar for putting you in a position to root for denny hamlin and nodded

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ace @aceanbender.com · 10h

denny hamlin may be the biggest heel in nascar but he’s a great heel and he’s not kyle larson

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ace @aceanbender.com · 12h

lmao

ace @aceanbender.com · 14h

i'd pay more than i care to say to know what he wrote down there

ace @aceanbender.com · 14h

the field goal showing up on the scoreboard really takes it to a different level

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ace @aceanbender.com · 14h

the lebowski version, by request

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ace @aceanbender.com · 14h

gimme a few minutes and i’ll get my laptop lol

ace @aceanbender.com · 17h

lollllllll

ace @aceanbender.com · 18h

can’t believe the pregame red rover drill backfired

ace @aceanbender.com · 18h

aaron glenn has always been tremendous at stopping the pass

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 18h

The Jets just gave up 9 sacks and drop to 0-6.

They had -10 net passing yards THE WHOLE GAME.

ace @aceanbender.com · 18h

what the fuck are the colts doing during warmups bsky.app/profile/nflf...

NFL Fantasy News @nflfantasynews.bsky.social · 18h

@AdamSchefter tweeted
Colts CB Charvarius Ward suffered a concussion during pregame warmups today and is inactive vs. the Cardinals.

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ace @aceanbender.com · 19h

my eyes are watering just thinking about what might’ve happened there

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ace @aceanbender.com · 19h

…oh

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 19h

Pelissero: Anthony Richardson inactive for Week 6 after suffering eye injury while doing pregame band work.

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ace @aceanbender.com · 20h

[clears throat]
mink wartindale

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ace @aceanbender.com · 20h

screenshot of a text exchange:

Today 9:55 AM
just put through a very embarrassing game day trade that i need for today's lineup
you'll get it when you see it

Today 11:00 AM
Haha yessir, all processed!

Imao thanks man, i hate myself [heart from the commish fav-ing that text]

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ace @aceanbender.com · 20h

the way i was texting leaguemates this morning to check their notifications was very “i ran out without realizing it” bsky.app/profile/griz...

Daniel @grizzlysadams.bsky.social · 20h

Dynasty fantasy sports make tweakers of us all

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ace @aceanbender.com · 20h

the saddest dynasty league maneuvering: i have kyler in a 2QB league and my opponent swiped jacoby brissett because he needed someone to start so this morning i traded a future pick for joe flacco

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ace @aceanbender.com · 22h

well hello there #11 michigan

Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 23h

SUNDAY AM BULLETIN: @kenpom.com's preseason rankings have gone LIVE. Here's a look at the top 80.

College hoops season is 22 days away!

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ace @aceanbender.com · 1d

i made my allegiances very clear and they still hired me, god bless america

ace @aceanbender.com · 1d

i think he did great