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avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache.
banner: protect trans kids knife.
tear down the bo statue.
writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
banner: protect trans kids knife.
tear down the bo statue.
writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
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lest we forget this iconic image from @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
lest we forget this iconic image from @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social
indiana is ruining college football with their overwhelming dominance
Sixteen teams have an 80th+ percentile average opponent-adjusted FEI game rating against FBS opponents through Week 13. bcftoys.com/2025-gr
10 teams had an 80th+ percentile average FEI game rating on selection day in 2024, and 8 of them made the field. 4 of the top 5 were CFP semifinalists.
10 teams had an 80th+ percentile average FEI game rating on selection day in 2024, and 8 of them made the field. 4 of the top 5 were CFP semifinalists.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
indiana is ruining college football with their overwhelming dominance
the eternal battle between “mom can’t and shouldn’t do as much as she used to” versus “mom hates being idle more than anything in the world”
this year the mission is to keep it low-key and take as much pressure off my mom as possible, so my brother is making chicken and dumplings while my mom said she'd only make a pumpkin or apple pie — but there's currently cranberry sauce cooking on our stove so she's breaking contain.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
the eternal battle between “mom can’t and shouldn’t do as much as she used to” versus “mom hates being idle more than anything in the world”
don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
o’connell absolutely whacked mccarthy with a comically large ACME-branded sledgehammer before these symptoms were reported
Kevin O’Connell said J.J. McCarthy is in the concussion protocol. McCarthy reported some symptoms as the #Vikings came home last night, O’Connell said.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
o’connell absolutely whacked mccarthy with a comically large ACME-branded sledgehammer before these symptoms were reported
noticed a couple people who say they really care about this stuff repeatedly posting photos without alt text and i’m so close to calling them out individually but then i’m the asshole so subskeet it is
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
noticed a couple people who say they really care about this stuff repeatedly posting photos without alt text and i’m so close to calling them out individually but then i’m the asshole so subskeet it is
going to an unrelated doctor's appointment even though every cell in my body is telling me it'll stop stabbing if i just give it a little bit of guanfacine
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
going to an unrelated doctor's appointment even though every cell in my body is telling me it'll stop stabbing if i just give it a little bit of guanfacine
becoming an expert on different flavors of withdrawal and they all fucking suck
i’ve tapered off tramadol, stopped taking two other meds, never started one that would’ve given me heart palpitations, and i’m working my way off guanfacine right now.
that’s just this year.
that’s just this year.
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
becoming an expert on different flavors of withdrawal and they all fucking suck
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
delfosse as a three-point threat could be a season-changer bsky.app/profile/cinq...
the Bench Mob owned that quarter for Michigan
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
michigan appears to be taking out all of their frustration over the close loss against uconn on syracuse
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
michigan appears to be taking out all of their frustration over the close loss against uconn on syracuse
i woke up on the couch to this, or at least i think i did
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i woke up on the couch to this, or at least i think i did
reading instead of turning on the game because i’m a catch
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
reading instead of turning on the game because i’m a catch
i hope @edsbs.bsky.social just starts calling the race
I just realized we're getting After Dark during the Vegas GP. Amazing.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i hope @edsbs.bsky.social just starts calling the race
msu defensive back celebrating while iowa’s receiver catches the ball dot org
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
msu defensive back celebrating while iowa’s receiver catches the ball dot org
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(cbt enjoyer maryland fan) think positively. we're gonna get all that straightened out with the house settlement. we'll be back to 7-5 in no time.
coach locks: im da king of da locker room.
coach locks: im da king of da locker room.
July 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
(cbt enjoyer maryland fan) think positively. we're gonna get all that straightened out with the house settlement. we'll be back to 7-5 in no time.
coach locks: im da king of da locker room.
coach locks: im da king of da locker room.
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do i need to make another one of these
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
do i need to make another one of these
⛏️🎶 rally house / rally house 🎶⛏️
it starts out as charmingly low budget and then you’re singing it softly while grabbing an icepick
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
⛏️🎶 rally house / rally house 🎶⛏️
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mike locksley referring to himself in the third person as "coach locks, the locker room king" has sent me to another dimension www.espn.com/college-foot...
July 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
mike locksley referring to himself in the third person as "coach locks, the locker room king" has sent me to another dimension www.espn.com/college-foot...
these west coast invaders are unnatural
We are very much looking at Michigan/Maryland being at halftime slightly before the USC/Oregon game that started a half hour earlier.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
these west coast invaders are unnatural
no! no!! it’s an evil earworm
The Rally House jingle is so good it almost makes up for having to watch Matt Leinart and Eckrich commercials 100,000 times every Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
no! no!! it’s an evil earworm