alex
grandvillain.substack.com
alex
@grandvillain.substack.com
grand rapidian, wolverine, ex-sportswriter. the artist formerly known as bauncey chillups.
cheddar looks sharp tonight
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
kind of a cool new tradition that everybody chants "beat ohio" for us during maryland's senior day every other year
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
all this lazy AI shit drives me crazy
What in God's green earth is that helmet Big Ten Network?
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the cynical newspaper lady who fell in love with america's most grotesque monster is laughing all the way to the bank, you guys
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
tomorrow's headline: referee kindly spares jared goff from indignity of attempting to run the two minute drill while playing like complete doo doo ass with phantom pass interference call
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
feels like almost every michigan vs northwestern game i have ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
...the line judge just gave northwestern a fumble we recovered?????
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
chip lindsey was a really great hire
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
lots of people complaining about fox. have u considered that they pay big ten schools a lot of money? a king's ransom? not ENOUGH money mind you. but a billion auto insurance commercials is the price we all must pay. the camera angles are just a nice extra "fuck you" though.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
legitimately shocking how much zvada has fallen off. he's actually just Bad now.
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
extremely pleased to report that I get to enjoy this big dog / small dog friendship every day
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
so is youtube tv just not gonna have espn ever again or what
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i wonder what larry summers is up to today
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
just three points (on a broken play after a block) for wake in the last five minutes of regulation. really impressive defense by michigan down the stretch.
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
wake's coach kinda looks like dave ramsey i half expect him to chastise a caller for taking out a $25K jet ski loan
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
please do not review my old posts on the umhoops message board i have always thought the gigantic spaniard was an excellent basketball player
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
this michigan team is gonna win a lot of games this year
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by alex
In honor of the 50th anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald going down, here’s the crowd at a Northern Michigan hockey game singing along during intermission.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
don't even know why I bother voting for these losers. all they care about is getting rich and playacting. and israel, i suppose.
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
your boots taste so delicious mister president
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by alex
The earliest known example of ‘brain rot’ comes from Henry David Thoreau in his 1854 book “Walden.”

“While England endeavors to cure the potato-rot, will not any endeavor to cure the brain-rot, which prevails so much more widely and fatally?”
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by alex
Madvillain in a commercial for "AI problem solutions."

Living off borrowed time, the clock ticks faster
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
feels like half the lions defense appears to be random guys I've never heard of
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
a friend in my dynasty league tore down his team to the point where he has half the 2027 first round and half the 2028 first round. genius? or madness?
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
notre dame appears to be coached to commit pass interference on every play. honestly not a bad strategy.
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM