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Corey the Street
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Aspiring Communist. Movies. Sports. I drink water.

Go Blue! 〽️
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I want a very slow, very peaceful revolution.
I beat Groal the Great by letting him eat me. Thank you YouTube #Silksong
I do not like bilewater #Silksong
February 3, 2026 at 6:57 AM
The Red Wings led for 59:27. Is that a team record?
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I wonder if Nick knows that, at best, half a million people saw the film in total. Probably 350k women. That's like 0.1% of the US population, and the box office includes Canada!
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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"Today" show host Savannah Guthrie's mother, Nancy, is missing in Arizona in what police believe was an abduction from her home while she slept, sheriff says
Savannah Guthrie's mother, Nancy Guthrie, missing in Arizona; "I believe she was abducted," sheriff says
Authorities in the Tucson, Arizona, area are searching for the mother of "Today" show host Savannah Guthrie, 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie.
www.cbsnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
It's gonna be 85 in Phoenix this week
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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we gotta stop letting twerps sniff power, it's all guys like this
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I do not like bilewater #Silksong
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
FUCK ICE WE GOT IT
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Having analyzed this frame by frame like the Zapruder film my verdict is the president did indeed have an Unidentified Ass Event at 0:34
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Jalen Green why
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Michigan wins
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Michigan is a basketball school
February 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Nightmare
February 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Last remaining! Nobody is in charge!
i completely forgot the arizona cardinals job was still open. didn’t even register
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Let's Go Blue!! 〽️
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Three original horror films in the top 3 at the weekend box office, not sure that's ever happened before.
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
To compare, Send Help demographics, also per @giteshpandya.bsky.social :

53% male
52% 18-34
54% white

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Good thing about box office is demographics are pretty easy to get. 📽️

Demographics for the Melania weekend, per @giteshpandya.bsky.social :

70% female
72% 55+ years old
75% white
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The biggest box office story of the weekend! Sam Raimi is BACK baby!! 📽️

Rachel McAdams Queen!!
Disney / 20th Century's Send Help debuted with an estimated $20.0M domestically this weekend (from 3,475 locations).

#SendHelp #BoxOffice
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Good thing about box office is demographics are pretty easy to get. 📽️

Demographics for the Melania weekend, per @giteshpandya.bsky.social :

70% female
72% 55+ years old
75% white
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
In terms of box office it's fine. Most documentaries don't open to 1800 theaters. Most documentaries are incredibly cheap, this one wasn't.

But hey, they got their headline even if it drops off a cliff next week. Which most documentaries don't do.
It's on track to have the highest opening weekend box office of any documentary in more than a decade, which in the context of movie box office numbers, is strong! The movie is a stupid vanity project but an actually surprising number of tickets are being sold to it
So the NYT calls this movie, that is on track to lose $50-60 million, a "strong showing".
We're on our own out here folks.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/b...
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Send Help and Iron Lung both having absolutely terrific breakout weekends at the box office. 📽️
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Final total: 8.25 inches
February 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Ok but between 1997 and 1999, Jenna Elfman did:

Dharma & Greg
Grosse Pointe Blank
Can't Hardly Wait
Doctor Doolittle
EDtv

And this.

Oh also she's a scientologist?? What a strange life.
In the late 90s they tried to sell this to us. Like we'd all lost our senses and would watch anything.
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Lazy Saturday for everyone I guess
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM