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avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache.
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tear down the bo statue.

writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
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The law was well-meaning, Rush says, but he believes it needlessly prioritized passenger safety over commercial innovation (a position a less adventurous submariner might find open to debate). "There hasn't been an injury in the commercial sub industry in over 35 years. It's obscenely safe, because they have all these regulations. But it also hasn't innovated or grown-because they have all these regulations."
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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it's so beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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hello from ann arbor
apple weather chart showing a 75% chance of snow on saturday, with the chance of precipitation starting almost precisely at noon, aka kickoff.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
a lego game boy and lego super mario bros. cartridge displayed on a wood coffee table. they look remarkably like the real things.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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a classic tweet edited to say “i do not support all local teams some of you bitches are very dumb!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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when it’s 4:20 pm
a screenshot zoomed in on elissa slotkin’s bloodshot, glassy eyes
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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lmaooooooooooooooooo
a clearsky screenshot showing seth abramsom blocked me after finding the quoted post, which did not tag him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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get on the phone. these spineless chumps need a push.
screenshot showing my two outgoing calls this morning were to michigan’s miserable senator duo of elissa slotkin and gary peters
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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well the news is typically horrifying, i should chill out and get back to my book ah fuck why am i like this
a screenshot of the libby app showing i’m 17% of the way through NO MORE TEARS: THE DARK SECRETS OF JOHNSON & JOHNSON by gardiner harris
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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screenshot of my outgoing calls: Senator Elissa Slotkin phone 10:19 AM Senator Elissa Slotkin phone Yesterday Senator Elissa Slotkin phone Sunday
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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the true order of the bourne series
five dvds from top to bottom: the bourne supremacy the manchurian candidate the bourne identity the bourne ultimatum another copy of the bourne identity
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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michigan people if i can do this after using all my social energy on my brother’s birthday this morning then you can definitely call them too
Recents Senator Elissa Slotkin phone 4:10 PM Senator Gary Peters phone 4:07 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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this is so good lmao
a zoom in on the quoted photo from the previous post: max verstappen and george russell riding on the back of a soap box derby style car driven by yuki tsunoda, who’s wearing a gaiter over the lower half of his face. max is saying something to yuki.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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post you from a different era
a blurry shot of high school junior ace in 2004 or 05 with spiked hair, sunglasses, and an orange shirt, singing wide-mouthed into a microphone at the howell rec center.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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keep it rolling
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November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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hot damn
a front-side view of a lego porsche 911 targa with the top off. the car’s exterior is all white with black door handles and the interior is brown. a view of the interior a lego porsche 911 targa with the top off. the car’s exterior is all white with black door handles and the interior is brown, including a dashboard with black dials. a back view of a lego porsche 911 targa with the top off. the car’s exterior is all white with black door handles and the interior is brown. it has a yellow new york license plate.
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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showing this to her proved rather convincing
my apple watch walking heart rate data showing it was in the 80s on corlanor and around 100 after i went unmedicated and then on other meds
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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absolutely delightful to see google take out a gun and fire it directly into its own foot
a google search trends chart showing searches for “fubo” quadrupled this week
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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yep
a team france pole vaulter landing dick bulge-first on the pole
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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yeah still fucking rips
apple music screenshot showing i’m listening to the modern classic BORDERS AND BOUNDARIES by less than jake
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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okay i did at least get a laugh out of this tonight
During her time at Forest Hills, Whitmer became intoxicated before a football game, leading her to briefly pass out and vomit on the school principal, Bert Bleke. Whitmer said that she "got it together" after that incident and was eventually awarded most improved student of 1987 at her school. After graduating from high school, Whitmer enrolled at Michigan State University to study communication, with the intent of becoming a broadcaster for ESPN. She graduated in 1993…
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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oh come ON
a zoom in on jeff bezos’ juiceless white sneaker with gray accents. his gray jeans(?) are awkwardly tucked behind the tongue of the shoe, which appears to have been tied by a small child.
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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this looks like a slow-motion replay but i was at this game and can confirm this is how long the ball hung in the air
October 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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go blue beat state
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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whew
a screenshot of the quoted post at the top of this thread from lyle the nazi tattoo defender. it has 105 replies, 62 quote-posts, zero reposts, and five likes.
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM