Ryan
charminggrump.bsky.social
Ryan
@charminggrump.bsky.social
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e.g Fartist, Dog-walker, avid menace to society
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That time I made chicken and andouille gumbo over grits.
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France rules
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
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You know when you have a nearly shot for shot remake of a nightmare you had years ago that ends in your incredibly grisly death?
If it makes you feel better, I have been outside of Canada three times in 40 years. Mexico twice and Denver once.
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Calling it now. JD and Usha divorce and he marries Charlie Kirk’s widow Erika BEFORE the next GOP primary.
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This reminds me of the time that I wrote a post about how LED headlights suck and then went to bed and woke up and it had gone viral so I added a post telling people to buy my book and someone accused me of writing a viral tweet about LEDs to sell my book about particle cosmology

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I've realized the people who accuse me of "doing something for clicks and likes" are always people who have like 150 followers and probably still have their notifications turned on.

I can barely read my mentions. Trust me, I'm not sitting here watching the likes on a post like it's an odometer.
I might call it a night. At 8pm. Lol.
You picked a side though. The side too dumb to know what an indictment is.
Just in case any lawyers haven't said it to you yet, Tara, Shut The Fuck Up.
My job is to ask questions — not to take sides. Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh ended our interview when I asked about her indictment over an ICE protest.

Watch the interview in full: youtu.be/SirEi-h0_5Y?...
Kat Abughazaleh Walks Out of My Interview After I Ask About Her Indictment
YouTube video by Tara Palmeri
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Guy who only understands the 2008 financial crisis from The Big Short, watching his second financial crisis: Getting a lot of 'The Big Short’ vibes from this...
quite literally everything i hear about the economics of this feels insane, especially given the big issue of the tools not doing what boosters say they will do. so many details make me feel very not good!
I haven't thought about her in a minute
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"ALL RIGHT WHO ELSE HAS A STUPID JERSEY FROM A TEAM I FUCKING HATE?!"
I think someone over here forgot to genuflect on the way in
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“You know im something of a prepper myself”
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wolfpupy seasonal tip to save candy from Oct 31, 2019 - patreon.com/wolfpupy
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I ordered tacos suadero, and the guy did a double take and that's how I know I said it as wrong as I could possibly say. Anyways, suadero with a side of enchiladas.
Does not exist in Canada, lol
Gimme the good leads! I can't do shit with these leads!
I've been showing off too much feet for free here.