Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Destroy the Labour party
Criminalise bike theft
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Destroy the Labour party
Criminalise bike theft
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I know it is a small thing in the scheme of things, but the thing that grates is that this (gestures expansively) demonstrates that every pious word we have read from Americans about their glorious constitution, free and fearless press, separation of powers, free speech, checks and balances has
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OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics.
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics.
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
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We bought Article II of the United Nations Charter with the blood of a hundred million human beings, and less than a century later, it's being sold for nothing by people who don't even understand what they're doing.
i think this is what drives me nuts. people talk about how, say, the UN was founded by "starry eyed idealists" who didn't understand "reality." the truth is that the UN was founded by those who had just fought and *won* the bloodiest war in human history.
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
We bought Article II of the United Nations Charter with the blood of a hundred million human beings, and less than a century later, it's being sold for nothing by people who don't even understand what they're doing.
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Nothing has brought this home for me like debating the electoral college online over the last decade. There's literally no contemporary justification for the EC that makes any sense that isn't "the cities and the people who live in them shouldn't be given the keys to the presidency."
February 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Nothing has brought this home for me like debating the electoral college online over the last decade. There's literally no contemporary justification for the EC that makes any sense that isn't "the cities and the people who live in them shouldn't be given the keys to the presidency."
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Brian Eno: My Light Years - a comprehensive collection of Eno's audiovisual works and installations, the most extensive ever presented in a single location
Crociera dell'Ospedale Vecchio, Parma, Italy, April 30 until August 2, 2026 www.instagram.com/p/DUvGpO4iFJy
Crociera dell'Ospedale Vecchio, Parma, Italy, April 30 until August 2, 2026 www.instagram.com/p/DUvGpO4iFJy
February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Brian Eno: My Light Years - a comprehensive collection of Eno's audiovisual works and installations, the most extensive ever presented in a single location
Crociera dell'Ospedale Vecchio, Parma, Italy, April 30 until August 2, 2026 www.instagram.com/p/DUvGpO4iFJy
Crociera dell'Ospedale Vecchio, Parma, Italy, April 30 until August 2, 2026 www.instagram.com/p/DUvGpO4iFJy
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This is disgracefully biased reporting, BBC News!
Surely you could have got Nigel #Farage to give the Kremlin's point of view?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Surely you could have got Nigel #Farage to give the Kremlin's point of view?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
There is no innocent explanation for the toxin being found in samples taken from Navalny's body, Foreign Office says.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This is disgracefully biased reporting, BBC News!
Surely you could have got Nigel #Farage to give the Kremlin's point of view?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Surely you could have got Nigel #Farage to give the Kremlin's point of view?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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"Polostan" is fine as far as it goes. It's short and kind of sub-Pynchon (well, of course, all Stephenson is sub-Pynchon!). I suspect by the third volume it will have got to the bits @celestialweasel.bsky.social wants about the Mid-West college towns in the 1950s
February 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
"Polostan" is fine as far as it goes. It's short and kind of sub-Pynchon (well, of course, all Stephenson is sub-Pynchon!). I suspect by the third volume it will have got to the bits @celestialweasel.bsky.social wants about the Mid-West college towns in the 1950s
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for all you map-porn loving nerds
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
for all you map-porn loving nerds
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Okay I just read through this list and I'm convinced that this is epic trolling, which I applaud. Yes, you all should _definitely_ watch IN THE REALM OF THE SENSES, an extremely sexy movie that will leave you feeling extremely sexy and happy by its extremely sexy ending.
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Okay I just read through this list and I'm convinced that this is epic trolling, which I applaud. Yes, you all should _definitely_ watch IN THE REALM OF THE SENSES, an extremely sexy movie that will leave you feeling extremely sexy and happy by its extremely sexy ending.
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14 new Stations Of The Cross appear, each with a "?" graphic
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
14 new Stations Of The Cross appear, each with a "?" graphic
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There's a short video clip of Pinker and Epstein on the plane and a girls voice says "where are you taking me" and this is the still from it. So I don't know what he's talking about.
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
There's a short video clip of Pinker and Epstein on the plane and a girls voice says "where are you taking me" and this is the still from it. So I don't know what he's talking about.
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I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.
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A great summary of a new risk caused by using vibe-coding platforms.
I'm not sure I'd agree that this is a new class of attacks... maybe "vector", but also I think I'm being pedantic.
A key point in here though, how few staff these operations have, so security issues just fester unremedied.
I'm not sure I'd agree that this is a new class of attacks... maybe "vector", but also I think I'm being pedantic.
A key point in here though, how few staff these operations have, so security issues just fester unremedied.
AI coding platform's flaws allow BBC reporter (me) to be hacked. The BBC has been shown a significant - and unfixed - cyber-security risk in popular AI coding platform Orchids. The case highlights the potential risks of the ongoing vibe-coding gold rush. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
A great summary of a new risk caused by using vibe-coding platforms.
I'm not sure I'd agree that this is a new class of attacks... maybe "vector", but also I think I'm being pedantic.
A key point in here though, how few staff these operations have, so security issues just fester unremedied.
I'm not sure I'd agree that this is a new class of attacks... maybe "vector", but also I think I'm being pedantic.
A key point in here though, how few staff these operations have, so security issues just fester unremedied.
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Yet more evidence that almost every Cabinet Minister of the Johnson-Truss-Sunak Conservative era was a fucking dickhead
Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.
February 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Yet more evidence that almost every Cabinet Minister of the Johnson-Truss-Sunak Conservative era was a fucking dickhead
FuckAroundNow up to their tricks?
My assumption is that no one is going to be prompting for Restore Britain unless someone has paid FON to survey that way.
So yet again we have the release of an attention grabbing poll by FON without the contextual details needed to fully understand it. Poor.
So yet again we have the release of an attention grabbing poll by FON without the contextual details needed to fully understand it. Poor.
🚨 NEW: A new poll shows Rupert Lowe's Restore Britain would get 10% of the vote
➡️ Reform UK - 25%
🟢 Green Party - 20%
🔴 Labour - 19%
🔵 Conservatives - 13%
🇬🇧 Restore Britain - 10%
🔶 Lib Dems - 10%
Via @FindoutnowUK, 1000 sample size
➡️ Reform UK - 25%
🟢 Green Party - 20%
🔴 Labour - 19%
🔵 Conservatives - 13%
🇬🇧 Restore Britain - 10%
🔶 Lib Dems - 10%
Via @FindoutnowUK, 1000 sample size
February 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
FuckAroundNow up to their tricks?
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Motherfuckers got a Time Machine and they go “what if we got Dr King to not become a civil rights leader” and not “what if we beat James Earl Ray with as many baseball bats as we can swing earlier that fateful week when he’s least expecting time traveling bat wielding teens to send him to the ER”
in about 2000 I watched an entirely demented cartoon while babysitting about teens going back in time to save Martin Luther King by dissuading him from becoming an activist, but then they get back to the present and it's racist so they go back to convince him to accept death.
February 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Motherfuckers got a Time Machine and they go “what if we got Dr King to not become a civil rights leader” and not “what if we beat James Earl Ray with as many baseball bats as we can swing earlier that fateful week when he’s least expecting time traveling bat wielding teens to send him to the ER”
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I know about a deep dive into esoteric issues of time-travel and quantum mechanics in contemporary SF if she's in the mood for love.
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I know about a deep dive into esoteric issues of time-travel and quantum mechanics in contemporary SF if she's in the mood for love.
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These people are so lost.
The Texas / 2nd Amendment flag is a particularly unhinged touch seeing as the protest was in Poole
February 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
These people are so lost.
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No, you still have to work at it, phone people up, make appointments. If you're uncertain about vaccines then you don't do anything and nothing happens. Nobody calls, nobody knocks on your door, nobody reaches out to persuade you, you just have unvaccinated children.
February 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
No, you still have to work at it, phone people up, make appointments. If you're uncertain about vaccines then you don't do anything and nothing happens. Nobody calls, nobody knocks on your door, nobody reaches out to persuade you, you just have unvaccinated children.
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In my sleep I came up with the name "Fay Clad" for a female-to-male drag artist. Which doesn't make sense as a drag name, but isn't a bad pun for a subconscious brain.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 AM
In my sleep I came up with the name "Fay Clad" for a female-to-male drag artist. Which doesn't make sense as a drag name, but isn't a bad pun for a subconscious brain.
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I don't believe this is the case for children. Incredibly easy to get them vaccinated, and reminded when it needs to happen, and a great big red book with all the jabs they need laid out and explained.
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I don't believe this is the case for children. Incredibly easy to get them vaccinated, and reminded when it needs to happen, and a great big red book with all the jabs they need laid out and explained.
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I am aware that there would still be conflicts between the health and social care sectors and it would be constitutionally difficult. Perhaps the NHS and regional water authorities should be allowed their own militias
November 13, 2023 at 7:53 PM
I am aware that there would still be conflicts between the health and social care sectors and it would be constitutionally difficult. Perhaps the NHS and regional water authorities should be allowed their own militias
This person has not in fact yet got the problem sorted out, and he told me of another example today of the NHS being unhelpful "oh, we didn't prescribe it (*) so we won't write you a letter saying you need to carry it onto the plane"
(*) due to the 4 groups not speaking to each other mentioned
(*) due to the 4 groups not speaking to each other mentioned
Having heard another story of NHS indifference/ incompetence (4 groups of people refusing to do something or talk to anyone else) I no longer believe it can be saved, so gang it's PM Farage.
(In this case the person has solved the immediate problem by spending some money and is just going to go
(In this case the person has solved the immediate problem by spending some money and is just going to go
February 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
This person has not in fact yet got the problem sorted out, and he told me of another example today of the NHS being unhelpful "oh, we didn't prescribe it (*) so we won't write you a letter saying you need to carry it onto the plane"
(*) due to the 4 groups not speaking to each other mentioned
(*) due to the 4 groups not speaking to each other mentioned
Yes, this is a good point. No point scaring people if they can't actually get the vaccination easily
Antivax sentiment in minority communities colliding with a massively under resourced and barely there public health system.
February 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Yes, this is a good point. No point scaring people if they can't actually get the vaccination easily