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Celestial M Weasel
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I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die

Vaporise the BBC

Starmer must go

Destroy the Labour party

Criminalise bike theft
Gay seminars!
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Well, obviously you can do that.
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
🎶which do you chose, a hard or soft option? "
(I was briefly nonplussed at the description until I realised it was the author's name)
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Just advertised to me. What could possibly go wrong etc etc ?
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Slightly different but....
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Not sure about this advertising campaign
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
(the late George)
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Rochester in the summer holiday was free and full of stuff for children, exhibitions etc, and a sea plane (partly because Rochester, the (ex-)city has a trust with a pot of medieval money that no government managed to expropriate)
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Weird timeline juxtaposition. Dog in the fog, dog in the wind
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Weirdly, another one I have been to - the Starbucks off the Interstate anyway
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
⚡⚡⚡🦡🦡🦡
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It already has a train I'll have you know!
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"I'm a freelance strategic advisor"
"Sorry to hear that, neither have I"
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Timelineomancy. I am imagining the Borzoi is the progressive candidate
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Timelineomancy. I am imagining the Borzoi is the progressive candidate
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
He's come!
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Why would anyone driving from Didcot to Cowley Road be passing any of the charging points?
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In this case they never could , it is literally opposite a complex light controlled junction
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM