Chris Limb
@catmachine.com
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Writer, Music, Dreams, Space #ActuallyAutistic #Neurodivergent They/them UrbanFantasy MusicBiz novels: http://comeba.co.uk Hastings based
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Post you from a different era

In “Luke Skywalker’s house” in Tunisia in the 90s with a cat.
Me standing in a blue framed doorway wearing a leather jacket and a hat and holding a calico cat.
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soozuk.bsky.social
"Bluesky is an echo chamber"

Is it m8? Coz I regularly get the most annoying clucking finger-waggers in my replies.
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greenparty.org.uk
🎉 We've done it. We've passed 100,000 Green Party members!

📈 But we're not stopping there.

💚 Let's make hope normal again! Join the Green Party today!
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shonak.bsky.social
8yo just organised his pens into “rainbow-betical” order
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I feel sure this must have been repeated more than normal as ISTR seeing it more than once in those pre-video days.
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#OnThisDay

13 October
Brighton, Hastings, Eastbourne
Me taking a mirror selfie in a tall mirror propped against a wall so I am having bend over at the chest. I’m wearing a mask and my laces have day-glo yellow laces Very stormy waves crashing to the beach at Hastings with the pier in the background Sun and rainbow sundog riding over West Hill Hastings. Silhouetted skyline includes That Tree and Castle Cat. Pillar on Eastbourne station - the paint has peeled off in one place revealing rust beneath, this patch of peeled paint is in the shape of a long cat. Rustcat.
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louiestowell.bsky.social
Map nerds, look who's here!
londontopsoc.bsky.social
We have just joined BlueSky! Since our foundation in 1880, we have reproduced an unrivalled selection of historic maps, plans and views of London. We also publish books and monographs containing original research. See more of what we have to offer at: londontopsoc.org
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They tried that and it had trouble making it around corners…
Monochrome photo of an underground train being transported on wheels through the streets of London in 1926
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Absolutely, rush hour nightmare.
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And they should be forbidden from being cancelled.
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Then again underground island platforms are by necessity narrower. The ones on the Glasgow subway are so tiny I always loiter by the entrance until the train pulls in.
Very narrow island platform at a Glasgow subway station.
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Yes, more than happy to add that rule.
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Even old photos of the island platform at Angel Tube Station in the 1980s make my feet tingle with a weird kind of vertigo.

Oddly, island platforms out in the open don’t induce the same reaction in me. Somehow it’s because it’s in a tunnel. No escape.
View of Angel tube station island platform – tracks either side – from the top of the stairs
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If I was a politician I’d put this in my manifesto. As well as the rule that rail replacement buses should be required to be electric vehicles.
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I understand that rail replacement buses are necessary. However – and I’ve said this before – given the drop in journey quality this means fares should be discounted for any journey involving an RRB.
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Something very bleak about today in the air. As if everything’s desaturated.
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I sometimes do similar. Today though it seems as if it’s too insurmountable to do even that!
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Cleared cookies and cache, still happened. Used private window, still happened.
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So it looks like the Southern Rail site is unable to help me. Every time I search for the train I want to catch I get this message.

(Somehow I suspect it's not worth contacting them.)
Screenshot reading:

We are very sorry.
An unknown error occurred when trying to complete your request. Please try again and if you still see this message - please contact us.
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GenAI is basically the Electric Monk from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Especially the fact that it's faulty.
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bladeofthes.bsky.social
Laura Kuenssberg has interviewed all the Party Leaders with more than 10% in the polls.

Except Zack Polanski.

She cancelled his interview and now refuses to do it.

They are scared of Zack, they are scared of you.
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thevoidencore.bsky.social
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem