carith 🧜♂️
@carithlee.bsky.social
Clevelander at heart, Alabamian in practice. I like fandom and movies and puns.
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scream-laughing at the ao3 stats on Materialists (2025)
140 fics and Dakota Johnson's character is in 15 of them????
140 fics and Dakota Johnson's character is in 15 of them????
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
scream-laughing at the ao3 stats on Materialists (2025)
140 fics and Dakota Johnson's character is in 15 of them????
140 fics and Dakota Johnson's character is in 15 of them????
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Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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The new location update on X revealed what we've all kinda known all along: Republicans have been astroturfing themselves.
www.garbageday.email/p/republican...
www.garbageday.email/p/republican...
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The new location update on X revealed what we've all kinda known all along: Republicans have been astroturfing themselves.
www.garbageday.email/p/republican...
www.garbageday.email/p/republican...
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For one week only, get my F/F romance advent calendar novella for 99p!
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
For one week only, get my F/F romance advent calendar novella for 99p!
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
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Before the iPhone Pocket, we had socks for our iPods. The set was $29.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Before the iPhone Pocket, we had socks for our iPods. The set was $29.
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Please, my Midwets
sent the typo "midwets" and I think that's my new name for the Great Lakes tbh
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Please, my Midwets
sent the typo "midwets" and I think that's my new name for the Great Lakes tbh
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
sent the typo "midwets" and I think that's my new name for the Great Lakes tbh
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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Look, phone, I *once* typed "the gioididong" when I was trying to get to the Guardian. You really don't have to keep suggesting it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Look, phone, I *once* typed "the gioididong" when I was trying to get to the Guardian. You really don't have to keep suggesting it.
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Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
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movie about looking for used alligator shoes online, call that depop caiman hunters
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
movie about looking for used alligator shoes online, call that depop caiman hunters
listening to a guy talk about wines last night, he introduced a wine from Sardinia & asked the group "has anybody here ever heard of Blue Zones" and I politely bit my tongue rather than hitting him with a "well actually" and an entire episode of Maintenance Phase
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
listening to a guy talk about wines last night, he introduced a wine from Sardinia & asked the group "has anybody here ever heard of Blue Zones" and I politely bit my tongue rather than hitting him with a "well actually" and an entire episode of Maintenance Phase
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Aww he’s being so cute in the leaves this morning, I should take some phot—wait Piroshky WHERE DID YOU GET A MALLET, STOP COME BACK
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Aww he’s being so cute in the leaves this morning, I should take some phot—wait Piroshky WHERE DID YOU GET A MALLET, STOP COME BACK
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Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
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Maya, our elder cat, hasn't been eating very much (there's been many changes here lately) so we got kitten food & are feeding it to her in our bathroom, separate from the other cats.
Spouse has a song he sings while she eats it, which goes:
🎵 Secret kitten! Secret kitten! In the bathroom! 🎵
Spouse has a song he sings while she eats it, which goes:
🎵 Secret kitten! Secret kitten! In the bathroom! 🎵
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Maya, our elder cat, hasn't been eating very much (there's been many changes here lately) so we got kitten food & are feeding it to her in our bathroom, separate from the other cats.
Spouse has a song he sings while she eats it, which goes:
🎵 Secret kitten! Secret kitten! In the bathroom! 🎵
Spouse has a song he sings while she eats it, which goes:
🎵 Secret kitten! Secret kitten! In the bathroom! 🎵
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Meanwhile, we're all over here having to know things for work and not getting rich. I should be making millions of dollars to go around telling people I'm working really hard on inventing a new type of semicolon that will improve writing by 32%.
I laughed at loud. These people are so pathetic; our enemies are numbskulls. They will kill us all and still not know hs physics.
COWEN: The stupidest question possible: Why don’t we just make more GPUs?
ALTMAN: Because we need to make more electrons.
conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam...
COWEN: The stupidest question possible: Why don’t we just make more GPUs?
ALTMAN: Because we need to make more electrons.
conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam...
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Meanwhile, we're all over here having to know things for work and not getting rich. I should be making millions of dollars to go around telling people I'm working really hard on inventing a new type of semicolon that will improve writing by 32%.
started answering questions at the doctor with "not that I'm aware of" - like if I answer "any allergies?" with "no" and then I have a reaction to something she gives me she's gonna be mad at me for lying
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
started answering questions at the doctor with "not that I'm aware of" - like if I answer "any allergies?" with "no" and then I have a reaction to something she gives me she's gonna be mad at me for lying