BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

Jack Bryan on Threads talks about how Frank Sinatra saved Don Rickles's life. Rickles said, "Some goons were beating me up. Frank comes over and says, 'Okay, guys, that's enough.'"
Bryan says--with some truth--that he remembered that anecdote when Trump hogged the credit for ending the war in Gaza.

But will they enhance the brand through cross media synergetic content? Always a good question to fire back.

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

📣 Calling all young poets! 📣
The National Trust is partnering with the Young Poets Network to challenge you to write poems about the pasts and futures we share with nature.
The challenge is for writers aged 5 to 25, based anywhere in the world.

Thank you! I'm not a chef, I just cook to chill out and the world is stressful enough I get lots of practice haha

Tried my hand at making a quiche Lorraine today - is this the sign to abandon it all and setup a bakery cafe?

A new British horror film, set in a rural police station, is about to go into production. Here are some early details about Sticks & Stones:
filmstories.co.uk/news/sticks-...

How many liters of water did he burn for that line?

I couldn't think of a single 1985 flick, all my guesses were one year either side 😭

A double-bill with crocodile flick "Crawl"

Good news for your week

I love seeing all these parent posts

My Dad was very quiet when we visited Uni open days, like he'd suddenly woken up and found himself in an odd place

Leonardo DiCaprio mad he didn't think of this

Wonderful

FYI - we're going through holiday pages NOW, since we're going to be filming this episode at the end of October. So if you were planning to submit a page, now's the time!

(Still plenty of time to get non-holiday pages in)

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#scriptsky #screenwriting

A bit fucking close

This post has ripped me back to my International Baccalaureate Philosophy oral exam on Baudrillard. Time to revisit his work.

Bottom-line : this is basically doable and consequently the Russian taxpayer may soon be paying the costs of Western military support to Ukraine

It so self-destructive. If your 90-100 minute piece of AI slop that people have to pay to see is creatively the same as the 1 minute slop that's free on TikTok, why would they watch you? A race to the bottom.