Greg 'soulless ginger' Hair
@coiledmortal.bsky.social
Father, husband, bourbon instructor, screenwriter. Come for the scripts, drinks, and fun; leave at the mention of loglines 😉
Don't suppose anyone has $84 billion lying around.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Don't suppose anyone has $84 billion lying around.
Now's the perfect time to read a Christmas script...if you're looking for one of those.
I have one of those.
A CHRISTMAS CRIME.
Will DM logline if interested.
#scriptsky
I have one of those.
A CHRISTMAS CRIME.
Will DM logline if interested.
#scriptsky
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Now's the perfect time to read a Christmas script...if you're looking for one of those.
I have one of those.
A CHRISTMAS CRIME.
Will DM logline if interested.
#scriptsky
I have one of those.
A CHRISTMAS CRIME.
Will DM logline if interested.
#scriptsky
10 months ago I started a journey to join the local police department. At age 52. I wanted to be a better kind of cop. I was not chosen.
But, through hard work, I lost 70lbs and got into the best shape of my life.
My wife has lost around 60lbs.
We are currently training to run a 5K together.
But, through hard work, I lost 70lbs and got into the best shape of my life.
My wife has lost around 60lbs.
We are currently training to run a 5K together.
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
10 months ago I started a journey to join the local police department. At age 52. I wanted to be a better kind of cop. I was not chosen.
But, through hard work, I lost 70lbs and got into the best shape of my life.
My wife has lost around 60lbs.
We are currently training to run a 5K together.
But, through hard work, I lost 70lbs and got into the best shape of my life.
My wife has lost around 60lbs.
We are currently training to run a 5K together.
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Insert a movie into another movie:
BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE IN BABYSITTING
BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE IN BABYSITTING
Insert a movie into another movie:
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey to the Center of the Earth.
We pause this game to bring you this very important message...
I'D WATCH THIS!!!
What if the kid got lost in time and they had to find them?
There's so much you can do with it.
WRITE THIS, BRETT!!
Now back to your regularly scheduled game.
I'D WATCH THIS!!!
What if the kid got lost in time and they had to find them?
There's so much you can do with it.
WRITE THIS, BRETT!!
Now back to your regularly scheduled game.
Insert a movie into another movie:
BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE IN BABYSITTING
BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE IN BABYSITTING
Insert a movie into another movie:
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
We pause this game to bring you this very important message...
I'D WATCH THIS!!!
What if the kid got lost in time and they had to find them?
There's so much you can do with it.
WRITE THIS, BRETT!!
Now back to your regularly scheduled game.
I'D WATCH THIS!!!
What if the kid got lost in time and they had to find them?
There's so much you can do with it.
WRITE THIS, BRETT!!
Now back to your regularly scheduled game.
Office Space Jam
Insert a movie into another movie:
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY
Insert a movie into another movie:
Million Dollar Baby Boom
Million Dollar Baby Boom
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Office Space Jam
"Audiences are horny and want horny things."
Me: I got you.
Me: I got you.
The success of HEATED RIVALRY blows apart two massive Hollywood myths, proving:
1) Gay intimacy on screen is NOT bad for business.
2) The Anti sex-scene discourse is horseshit. Audiences are horny and want horny things. 12 Year olds with anime pfp don't constitute a demographic worth catering to.
1) Gay intimacy on screen is NOT bad for business.
2) The Anti sex-scene discourse is horseshit. Audiences are horny and want horny things. 12 Year olds with anime pfp don't constitute a demographic worth catering to.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
"Audiences are horny and want horny things."
Me: I got you.
Me: I got you.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas with the Kranks
Insert a movie into another movie:
AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY DAYS OF THUNDER
AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY DAYS OF THUNDER
Insert a movie into another movie:
THE KING AND I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
THE KING AND I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
How the Grinch Stole Christmas with the Kranks
Die Hard Target
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Apollo 13 Ghosts
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Die Hard Target
Submitting this to The Black List. Will absolutely post those God-awful scores with pride.
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Submitting this to The Black List. Will absolutely post those God-awful scores with pride.
Faces of Death Becomes Her
Insert a movie into another movie:
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
Insert a movie into another movie:
3:10 to The Garden of Good and Evil
3:10 to The Garden of Good and Evil
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Faces of Death Becomes Her
Apollo 13 Ghosts
Insert a movie into another movie:
WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER OF SAM
WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER OF SAM
Insert a movie into another movie:
AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY DAYS OF THUNDER
AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY DAYS OF THUNDER
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Apollo 13 Ghosts
Music(ians) I realized I love in 2025...
Kpop: it started with APT a year ago and just took off. HUGE crush on Jisoo (if you know your Blackpink).
Sabrina Carpenter: if I were to designate a celebrity as Queen, it's her.
Chappelle Roan: fun and catchy; if Sabrina is Queen, Chappelle is Princess.
Kpop: it started with APT a year ago and just took off. HUGE crush on Jisoo (if you know your Blackpink).
Sabrina Carpenter: if I were to designate a celebrity as Queen, it's her.
Chappelle Roan: fun and catchy; if Sabrina is Queen, Chappelle is Princess.
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Music(ians) I realized I love in 2025...
Kpop: it started with APT a year ago and just took off. HUGE crush on Jisoo (if you know your Blackpink).
Sabrina Carpenter: if I were to designate a celebrity as Queen, it's her.
Chappelle Roan: fun and catchy; if Sabrina is Queen, Chappelle is Princess.
Kpop: it started with APT a year ago and just took off. HUGE crush on Jisoo (if you know your Blackpink).
Sabrina Carpenter: if I were to designate a celebrity as Queen, it's her.
Chappelle Roan: fun and catchy; if Sabrina is Queen, Chappelle is Princess.
One of the best character arcs in recent memory.
In season 1 he sucked but his character development has been beautiful
America’s number 1 babysitter, Steve Harrington everyone 💕
America’s number 1 babysitter, Steve Harrington everyone 💕
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
One of the best character arcs in recent memory.
Anyone wanna read a sexed-up comedy that is so dumb you will blame me for losing two hours of your life you'll never get back, and then call *CE to have me deported for setting screenwriting back several decades?
Just thought I'd ask.
#scriptsky
Just thought I'd ask.
#scriptsky
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Anyone wanna read a sexed-up comedy that is so dumb you will blame me for losing two hours of your life you'll never get back, and then call *CE to have me deported for setting screenwriting back several decades?
Just thought I'd ask.
#scriptsky
Just thought I'd ask.
#scriptsky
My take...
SPLASH x HOT FROSTY
She's sitting on a winner!!
SPLASH x HOT FROSTY
She's sitting on a winner!!
Heads up that I would love another set of eyes on this one if you're game for a goofy romance feature.
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My take...
SPLASH x HOT FROSTY
She's sitting on a winner!!
SPLASH x HOT FROSTY
She's sitting on a winner!!
Reposted by Greg 'soulless ginger' Hair
Heads up that I would love another set of eyes on this one if you're game for a goofy romance feature.
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Heads up that I would love another set of eyes on this one if you're game for a goofy romance feature.
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
#scriptsky
Request...
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social
and
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social.
You'll love them or your money back!
Don't delay!
Act now and get dozens of Black Friday emails in your inbox today! (Not from the writers)
This has been an unpaid advertisement.
Request...
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social
and
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social.
You'll love them or your money back!
Don't delay!
Act now and get dozens of Black Friday emails in your inbox today! (Not from the writers)
This has been an unpaid advertisement.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
#scriptsky
Request...
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social
and
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social.
You'll love them or your money back!
Don't delay!
Act now and get dozens of Black Friday emails in your inbox today! (Not from the writers)
This has been an unpaid advertisement.
Request...
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social
and
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social.
You'll love them or your money back!
Don't delay!
Act now and get dozens of Black Friday emails in your inbox today! (Not from the writers)
This has been an unpaid advertisement.
Another #scriptsky winner I just read...
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social is a HILARIOUS mockumentary set on a cruise ship.
It's also one of the fastest feature scripts I've ever read.
The jokes from the zany cast of characters never stop!
A BRILLIANT premise and execution!
Green light!
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social is a HILARIOUS mockumentary set on a cruise ship.
It's also one of the fastest feature scripts I've ever read.
The jokes from the zany cast of characters never stop!
A BRILLIANT premise and execution!
Green light!
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Another #scriptsky winner I just read...
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social is a HILARIOUS mockumentary set on a cruise ship.
It's also one of the fastest feature scripts I've ever read.
The jokes from the zany cast of characters never stop!
A BRILLIANT premise and execution!
Green light!
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social is a HILARIOUS mockumentary set on a cruise ship.
It's also one of the fastest feature scripts I've ever read.
The jokes from the zany cast of characters never stop!
A BRILLIANT premise and execution!
Green light!
#scriptsky
I just finished the most delightful little comedy script that women would eat up!
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social would absolutely sell and have an audience.
I know this based on something else in a similar vein...Hot Frosty. And we all know that was a big hit for Netflix!
I just finished the most delightful little comedy script that women would eat up!
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social would absolutely sell and have an audience.
I know this based on something else in a similar vein...Hot Frosty. And we all know that was a big hit for Netflix!
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
#scriptsky
I just finished the most delightful little comedy script that women would eat up!
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social would absolutely sell and have an audience.
I know this based on something else in a similar vein...Hot Frosty. And we all know that was a big hit for Netflix!
I just finished the most delightful little comedy script that women would eat up!
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social would absolutely sell and have an audience.
I know this based on something else in a similar vein...Hot Frosty. And we all know that was a big hit for Netflix!
Dreamt I was working in a nursing home, sold a box of Thin Mints to someone, then proceeded to pitch an elderly version of Hamlet to Ben Stiller who was working the front desk.
I don't know if I'm losing my mind, some level of inspired insanity, or...
The Fireball-laced egg nog I had before bed.
I don't know if I'm losing my mind, some level of inspired insanity, or...
The Fireball-laced egg nog I had before bed.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dreamt I was working in a nursing home, sold a box of Thin Mints to someone, then proceeded to pitch an elderly version of Hamlet to Ben Stiller who was working the front desk.
I don't know if I'm losing my mind, some level of inspired insanity, or...
The Fireball-laced egg nog I had before bed.
I don't know if I'm losing my mind, some level of inspired insanity, or...
The Fireball-laced egg nog I had before bed.
Sometimes I think about all these scripts I've written and that line from The Life of Chuck...
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sometimes I think about all these scripts I've written and that line from The Life of Chuck...
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
Anyone need something read?
I'm between scripts.
I'm between scripts.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Anyone need something read?
I'm between scripts.
I'm between scripts.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Anyone need something read?
I'm between scripts.
I'm between scripts.
It's ready.
If interested, DM and I'll send the logline.
If interested, DM and I'll send the logline.
I need to do another quick pass, but if anyone wants the logline for the dumbest I've ever written, and possible Black List submission, let me know.
Not posting publicly. AI and all that.
Although AI is probably too smart to write something this bad.
Not posting publicly. AI and all that.
Although AI is probably too smart to write something this bad.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It's ready.
If interested, DM and I'll send the logline.
If interested, DM and I'll send the logline.