Tim Westland - Screenwriter
@timwestland.bsky.social
I write Horror, Scifi, and any other genre that compels me.
If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.
Mostly Andy
Often Opie
Barney on occasion
Goober and/or Gomer sometimes
If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.
Mostly Andy
Often Opie
Barney on occasion
Goober and/or Gomer sometimes
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
100%
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
100%
Ate dinner, then played Cards Against Humanity for nearly 4 hours.
A good day.
A good day.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Ate dinner, then played Cards Against Humanity for nearly 4 hours.
A good day.
A good day.
For those of you who don't know what the 70s looked like, the album cover for Andrew Gold's "What's Wrong With This Picture" pretty much sums it up.
(Except for the ocean view)
(Except for the ocean view)
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
For those of you who don't know what the 70s looked like, the album cover for Andrew Gold's "What's Wrong With This Picture" pretty much sums it up.
(Except for the ocean view)
(Except for the ocean view)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Buckaroo Banzai
Zelig
All of Me
Buckaroo Banzai
Zelig
All of Me
What a movie you recommend to people with enthusiasm but find that few people you recommend it to like it as much as you do?
Me: Probably Prometheus, which has its fans but is objectively, fundamentally flawed. Also Pandorum.
(My non-genre tastes are very conventional.)
Me: Probably Prometheus, which has its fans but is objectively, fundamentally flawed. Also Pandorum.
(My non-genre tastes are very conventional.)
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Buckaroo Banzai
Zelig
All of Me
Buckaroo Banzai
Zelig
All of Me
Happy Thanksgiving to all
Be kind to each other
Except for ICE. Be rotten to them.
Fuck those guys every day of the year.
Be kind to each other
Except for ICE. Be rotten to them.
Fuck those guys every day of the year.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all
Be kind to each other
Except for ICE. Be rotten to them.
Fuck those guys every day of the year.
Be kind to each other
Except for ICE. Be rotten to them.
Fuck those guys every day of the year.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Fuck that shithead!
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Fuck that shithead!
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Do you have a Christmas script?
Here's mine. Post yours
THREE WISE MEN
Three bumbling buddies lost in the Mexican desert on Christmas Eve must team to help a pregnant young woman trying to hike to Texas before she gives birth in the wilderness.
Here's mine. Post yours
THREE WISE MEN
Three bumbling buddies lost in the Mexican desert on Christmas Eve must team to help a pregnant young woman trying to hike to Texas before she gives birth in the wilderness.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Do you have a Christmas script?
Here's mine. Post yours
THREE WISE MEN
Three bumbling buddies lost in the Mexican desert on Christmas Eve must team to help a pregnant young woman trying to hike to Texas before she gives birth in the wilderness.
Here's mine. Post yours
THREE WISE MEN
Three bumbling buddies lost in the Mexican desert on Christmas Eve must team to help a pregnant young woman trying to hike to Texas before she gives birth in the wilderness.
Watching "Moving On", a Jane Fonda/Lily Tomlin film from 2022
My appreciation for this powerhouse duo is beyond my ability to describe
The movie is billed as a comedy, and there are funny moments... but it's really a drama which showcases Fonda's drama chops
As always, Lily shines!
#Scriptsky
My appreciation for this powerhouse duo is beyond my ability to describe
The movie is billed as a comedy, and there are funny moments... but it's really a drama which showcases Fonda's drama chops
As always, Lily shines!
#Scriptsky
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Watching "Moving On", a Jane Fonda/Lily Tomlin film from 2022
My appreciation for this powerhouse duo is beyond my ability to describe
The movie is billed as a comedy, and there are funny moments... but it's really a drama which showcases Fonda's drama chops
As always, Lily shines!
#Scriptsky
My appreciation for this powerhouse duo is beyond my ability to describe
The movie is billed as a comedy, and there are funny moments... but it's really a drama which showcases Fonda's drama chops
As always, Lily shines!
#Scriptsky
Do you have a Christmas script?
Here's mine. Post yours
SCROOGE: REQUIEM
After Scrooge breaks his Christmas vow, a vengeful 4th Spirit turns Tiny Tim’s illness into a zombie plague. Now Scrooge must prove his redemption or watch London perish in a nightmarish hellscape of his own making
#Scriptsky
Here's mine. Post yours
SCROOGE: REQUIEM
After Scrooge breaks his Christmas vow, a vengeful 4th Spirit turns Tiny Tim’s illness into a zombie plague. Now Scrooge must prove his redemption or watch London perish in a nightmarish hellscape of his own making
#Scriptsky
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Do you have a Christmas script?
Here's mine. Post yours
SCROOGE: REQUIEM
After Scrooge breaks his Christmas vow, a vengeful 4th Spirit turns Tiny Tim’s illness into a zombie plague. Now Scrooge must prove his redemption or watch London perish in a nightmarish hellscape of his own making
#Scriptsky
Here's mine. Post yours
SCROOGE: REQUIEM
After Scrooge breaks his Christmas vow, a vengeful 4th Spirit turns Tiny Tim’s illness into a zombie plague. Now Scrooge must prove his redemption or watch London perish in a nightmarish hellscape of his own making
#Scriptsky
Got my Pneumonia and Tetanus shots today
Left arm is gonna be begging for mercy in a while
Left arm is gonna be begging for mercy in a while
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Got my Pneumonia and Tetanus shots today
Left arm is gonna be begging for mercy in a while
Left arm is gonna be begging for mercy in a while
Plur1bus
Is it that Humanity no longer exists, or that Humanity FINALLY exists?
If you were in Carol's position, how would you react?
#Pluribus #Scriptsky
Is it that Humanity no longer exists, or that Humanity FINALLY exists?
If you were in Carol's position, how would you react?
#Pluribus #Scriptsky
a woman peeking out from behind a blue curtain on an airplane
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November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Plur1bus
Is it that Humanity no longer exists, or that Humanity FINALLY exists?
If you were in Carol's position, how would you react?
#Pluribus #Scriptsky
Is it that Humanity no longer exists, or that Humanity FINALLY exists?
If you were in Carol's position, how would you react?
#Pluribus #Scriptsky
We should all attempt to be a kind and cool and sweet and appreciative as Tom Felton
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
We should all attempt to be a kind and cool and sweet and appreciative as Tom Felton
Am I supposed to know who Olivia Nuzzi is?
Is there a real life reason for me to care?
Is there a real life reason for me to care?
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Am I supposed to know who Olivia Nuzzi is?
Is there a real life reason for me to care?
Is there a real life reason for me to care?
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Watching "SPIRITED"
A Christmas movie
A Musical
A Comedy
A Heart of Gold
A Stellar concept
It accomplishes everything it set out to, and more, on its way to becoming an Instant classic
And it has great credit roll stuff, too.
Good afternoon! #iykyk #scriptsky #filmsky
A Christmas movie
A Musical
A Comedy
A Heart of Gold
A Stellar concept
It accomplishes everything it set out to, and more, on its way to becoming an Instant classic
And it has great credit roll stuff, too.
Good afternoon! #iykyk #scriptsky #filmsky
a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says " the onion "
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November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Watching "SPIRITED"
A Christmas movie
A Musical
A Comedy
A Heart of Gold
A Stellar concept
It accomplishes everything it set out to, and more, on its way to becoming an Instant classic
And it has great credit roll stuff, too.
Good afternoon! #iykyk #scriptsky #filmsky
A Christmas movie
A Musical
A Comedy
A Heart of Gold
A Stellar concept
It accomplishes everything it set out to, and more, on its way to becoming an Instant classic
And it has great credit roll stuff, too.
Good afternoon! #iykyk #scriptsky #filmsky
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Kicking off the Christmas Movie viewing season with the cheeriest, most joyous, most wholesome yuletide film of them all...
BAD SANTA
#Filmsky
BAD SANTA
#Filmsky
a man in a santa hat and wig is saying something wrong with his gear
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November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Kicking off the Christmas Movie viewing season with the cheeriest, most joyous, most wholesome yuletide film of them all...
BAD SANTA
#Filmsky
BAD SANTA
#Filmsky
BUGONIA
Terrific performances by Stone, Plemons, and Delbis
As odd as the story may seem at first, you'll quickly recognize the real world in it
The ending is what I'd hoped it would be (IYKYK), but felt almost Wes Andersonian in presentation. Made me happy!
Terrific performances by Stone, Plemons, and Delbis
As odd as the story may seem at first, you'll quickly recognize the real world in it
The ending is what I'd hoped it would be (IYKYK), but felt almost Wes Andersonian in presentation. Made me happy!
a woman with a shaved head and a red jacket
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November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
BUGONIA
Terrific performances by Stone, Plemons, and Delbis
As odd as the story may seem at first, you'll quickly recognize the real world in it
The ending is what I'd hoped it would be (IYKYK), but felt almost Wes Andersonian in presentation. Made me happy!
Terrific performances by Stone, Plemons, and Delbis
As odd as the story may seem at first, you'll quickly recognize the real world in it
The ending is what I'd hoped it would be (IYKYK), but felt almost Wes Andersonian in presentation. Made me happy!
Hmmm... seems weird that Marjorie Taylor Greene would resign a paid gig simply due to losing Trump's support
Why not wait out the clock while collecting a paycheck?
Might Trump have something on her and said leave or else?
Does anything else make sense?
Either way... #GoodRiddance
Why not wait out the clock while collecting a paycheck?
Might Trump have something on her and said leave or else?
Does anything else make sense?
Either way... #GoodRiddance
a man is standing on a boat in the ocean waving at the camera .
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November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hmmm... seems weird that Marjorie Taylor Greene would resign a paid gig simply due to losing Trump's support
Why not wait out the clock while collecting a paycheck?
Might Trump have something on her and said leave or else?
Does anything else make sense?
Either way... #GoodRiddance
Why not wait out the clock while collecting a paycheck?
Might Trump have something on her and said leave or else?
Does anything else make sense?
Either way... #GoodRiddance
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just finished "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"
Honestly didn't know what to expect, as I'd never even heard of it.
Really enjoyed it!
Honestly didn't know what to expect, as I'd never even heard of it.
Really enjoyed it!
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just finished "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"
Honestly didn't know what to expect, as I'd never even heard of it.
Really enjoyed it!
Honestly didn't know what to expect, as I'd never even heard of it.
Really enjoyed it!