Brüchmann: great-grandson of immigrants
@bruchmann.bsky.social
I was in the Navy for 20 years. But I’m better now.
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
Age verification?
I remember when Jolt soda was considered “dangerously caffeinated.”
I remember when Jolt soda was considered “dangerously caffeinated.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Age verification?
I remember when Jolt soda was considered “dangerously caffeinated.”
I remember when Jolt soda was considered “dangerously caffeinated.”
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I've been feeling a little down the last 2 days and I realized it's because I haven't had any cookies
February 10, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I've been feeling a little down the last 2 days and I realized it's because I haven't had any cookies
Come close and smell my new beard conditioner.
No, closer. Get weird with it.
No, closer. Get weird with it.
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Come close and smell my new beard conditioner.
No, closer. Get weird with it.
No, closer. Get weird with it.
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fascism seeks to convince its victims they have been defeated in advance. stay aware of the state’s behavior, but remember it’s motivations.
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
fascism seeks to convince its victims they have been defeated in advance. stay aware of the state’s behavior, but remember it’s motivations.
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mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
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I have decided to be somewhat rude to my enemies
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I have decided to be somewhat rude to my enemies
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you asked chat cpt? well, i took some gas station boner pills so i guess we’re both dumb
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
you asked chat cpt? well, i took some gas station boner pills so i guess we’re both dumb
You are not required to like every genre of music.
You are not required to watch the #halftime2026.
But if you’re mad that it was sung (almost) entirely in Spanish, I’ve got bad news for you.
youtube.com/shorts/x2ey9...
You are not required to watch the #halftime2026.
But if you’re mad that it was sung (almost) entirely in Spanish, I’ve got bad news for you.
youtube.com/shorts/x2ey9...
#SuperBowl #halftime2026 #maga #trump #badbunny
YouTube video by A Quiet Rage
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
You are not required to like every genre of music.
You are not required to watch the #halftime2026.
But if you’re mad that it was sung (almost) entirely in Spanish, I’ve got bad news for you.
youtube.com/shorts/x2ey9...
You are not required to watch the #halftime2026.
But if you’re mad that it was sung (almost) entirely in Spanish, I’ve got bad news for you.
youtube.com/shorts/x2ey9...
Sportsball
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Sportsball
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The kid rock thing presented by Four Seasons Total Landscaping and ICE is for aggrieved white people who love US Flag Code violations. And confederate flag lovers.
Go Seahawks
Go Seahawks
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The kid rock thing presented by Four Seasons Total Landscaping and ICE is for aggrieved white people who love US Flag Code violations. And confederate flag lovers.
Go Seahawks
Go Seahawks
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she is beauty,
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
she is beauty,
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
February 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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We could’ve had it all, Charlie Brown
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
We could’ve had it all, Charlie Brown
Dad is back in town so its time for more wrenching on the #GreatWhiteBeast!
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 53: “Servicing the Rear Differential”
youtu.be/nYRb5oBveWU
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 53: “Servicing the Rear Differential”
youtu.be/nYRb5oBveWU
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 53: “Servicing the Rear Differential”
YouTube video by HOLD FAST Garage
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Dad is back in town so its time for more wrenching on the #GreatWhiteBeast!
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 53: “Servicing the Rear Differential”
youtu.be/nYRb5oBveWU
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 53: “Servicing the Rear Differential”
youtu.be/nYRb5oBveWU
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What is love, if not the prettiest word for ruin?
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
What is love, if not the prettiest word for ruin?
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Good dogs should be allowed to drive cars as a treat
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Good dogs should be allowed to drive cars as a treat
Guys, don’t look. My flaws are showing.
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Guys, don’t look. My flaws are showing.
And if I claim to be a wise man, well/
it surely means that I don’t know
it surely means that I don’t know
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
And if I claim to be a wise man, well/
it surely means that I don’t know
it surely means that I don’t know
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The love of my life is out there squinting their eyes in the darkness on the way to the bathroom and running into walls
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The love of my life is out there squinting their eyes in the darkness on the way to the bathroom and running into walls
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More tattoos would fix me
February 5, 2026 at 7:27 AM
More tattoos would fix me
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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I’m just looking for you
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I’m just looking for you
Saw a bumper sticker today that said:
Stop honking. I’m in here crying to “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot.
Stop honking. I’m in here crying to “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot.
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Saw a bumper sticker today that said:
Stop honking. I’m in here crying to “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot.
Stop honking. I’m in here crying to “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot.