Brüchmann: great-grandson of immigrants
@bruchmann.bsky.social
I was in the Navy for 20 years. But I’m better now.
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
It’s still a car channel but my adorable mother makes a cameo that everyone should enjoy. 😊
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HOLD FAST Garage Episode 46: "A Final Time Capsule"
YouTube video by HOLD FAST Garage
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December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It’s still a car channel but my adorable mother makes a cameo that everyone should enjoy. 😊
youtu.be/_27QmLHwIgg?...
youtu.be/_27QmLHwIgg?...
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We just moved into the "that sounds like a January problem" part of December.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
We just moved into the "that sounds like a January problem" part of December.
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If we were the creation of a loving God our clothing and hair wouldn't get static cling in the winter.
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If we were the creation of a loving God our clothing and hair wouldn't get static cling in the winter.
I asked A.I. to give me a meal recipe using the items in my pantry and a police officer showed up at my door for a welfare check.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I asked A.I. to give me a meal recipe using the items in my pantry and a police officer showed up at my door for a welfare check.
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whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
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Putting my heart on dark mode
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Putting my heart on dark mode
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and ˏ ‧ˏ ‧ ˊ
ˏ‧ ˊˏ‧ ˊ all
the ⁽ˎ ⁽ ˎ
ˋ ‧ ˎˋ ‧ ˎ roads
we ˋ ‧ ˎ ˋ ‧ ˎ
ˋ₎ ˋ₎ have
to ˏ ‧ ˊ ˏ ‧ ˊ
ˏ ‧ ˊ ˏ ‧ ˊ walk
are ⁽ˎ ⁽ ˎ
ˋ ‧ ˎ ˋ ‧ ˎ winding!
ˏ‧ ˊˏ‧ ˊ all
the ⁽ˎ ⁽ ˎ
ˋ ‧ ˎˋ ‧ ˎ roads
we ˋ ‧ ˎ ˋ ‧ ˎ
ˋ₎ ˋ₎ have
to ˏ ‧ ˊ ˏ ‧ ˊ
ˏ ‧ ˊ ˏ ‧ ˊ walk
are ⁽ˎ ⁽ ˎ
ˋ ‧ ˎ ˋ ‧ ˎ winding!
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
and ˏ ‧ˏ ‧ ˊ
ˏ‧ ˊˏ‧ ˊ all
the ⁽ˎ ⁽ ˎ
ˋ ‧ ˎˋ ‧ ˎ roads
we ˋ ‧ ˎ ˋ ‧ ˎ
ˋ₎ ˋ₎ have
to ˏ ‧ ˊ ˏ ‧ ˊ
ˏ ‧ ˊ ˏ ‧ ˊ walk
are ⁽ˎ ⁽ ˎ
ˋ ‧ ˎ ˋ ‧ ˎ winding!
ˏ‧ ˊˏ‧ ˊ all
the ⁽ˎ ⁽ ˎ
ˋ ‧ ˎˋ ‧ ˎ roads
we ˋ ‧ ˎ ˋ ‧ ˎ
ˋ₎ ˋ₎ have
to ˏ ‧ ˊ ˏ ‧ ˊ
ˏ ‧ ˊ ˏ ‧ ˊ walk
are ⁽ˎ ⁽ ˎ
ˋ ‧ ˎ ˋ ‧ ˎ winding!
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jerking off under the covers lest the Lord see my sins
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
jerking off under the covers lest the Lord see my sins
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You should have to pay fines if you are a shitty person
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You should have to pay fines if you are a shitty person
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The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
Just got kicked out of the Hobby Lobby for *quote* harassing the staff *unquote* about the existence of a Hobby Vestibule, Breezeway, or Foyer.
But you and I both know that the truth is out there.
But you and I both know that the truth is out there.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just got kicked out of the Hobby Lobby for *quote* harassing the staff *unquote* about the existence of a Hobby Vestibule, Breezeway, or Foyer.
But you and I both know that the truth is out there.
But you and I both know that the truth is out there.
Reminder to content creators:
Upload your memory cards and charge your batteries before you go to bed so you don’t have to waste daylight doing so.
It’s me. I’m the content creator.
Upload your memory cards and charge your batteries before you go to bed so you don’t have to waste daylight doing so.
It’s me. I’m the content creator.
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Reminder to content creators:
Upload your memory cards and charge your batteries before you go to bed so you don’t have to waste daylight doing so.
It’s me. I’m the content creator.
Upload your memory cards and charge your batteries before you go to bed so you don’t have to waste daylight doing so.
It’s me. I’m the content creator.
Stop. Tapping. The. Microphone.
That is a finely tuned electrical instrument. Speak into it, FFS.
That is a finely tuned electrical instrument. Speak into it, FFS.
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Stop. Tapping. The. Microphone.
That is a finely tuned electrical instrument. Speak into it, FFS.
That is a finely tuned electrical instrument. Speak into it, FFS.
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Shoutout to sluts, trollops, and women of ill repute
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Shoutout to sluts, trollops, and women of ill repute
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the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
Remember Pearl Harbor
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Remember Pearl Harbor
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Me: *crying, shaking, throwing up*
Santa: “Look, it’s not that big of a deal. You can always make the ‘Nice’ list next year.”
Santa: “Look, it’s not that big of a deal. You can always make the ‘Nice’ list next year.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me: *crying, shaking, throwing up*
Santa: “Look, it’s not that big of a deal. You can always make the ‘Nice’ list next year.”
Santa: “Look, it’s not that big of a deal. You can always make the ‘Nice’ list next year.”
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you would think no longer applies
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
you would think no longer applies
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Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
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When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oops it's her again