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Brüchmann: great-grandson of immigrants
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I was in the Navy for 20 years. But I’m better now.

To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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just wanted to let you know babe, you've got some drops of jupiter in your hair. nope other side.
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Good morning to everyone except Pam Bondi,

That bitch can rot in hell
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Five months to go! Can I get the #GreatWhiteBeast ready in time?

youtube.com/shorts/A3BwD...
#greatwhitebeast #capriceclassic #454 #classiccar #bigblockchevy #classic #projectcar #convertible
YouTube video by HOLD FAST Garage
youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Age verification?

I remember when Jolt soda was considered “dangerously caffeinated.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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I've been feeling a little down the last 2 days and I realized it's because I haven't had any cookies
February 10, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Come close and smell my new beard conditioner.

No, closer. Get weird with it.
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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fascism seeks to convince its victims they have been defeated in advance. stay aware of the state’s behavior, but remember it’s motivations.
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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I have decided to be somewhat rude to my enemies
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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you asked chat cpt? well, i took some gas station boner pills so i guess we’re both dumb
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You are not required to like every genre of music.
You are not required to watch the #halftime2026.

But if you’re mad that it was sung (almost) entirely in Spanish, I’ve got bad news for you.

youtube.com/shorts/x2ey9...
#SuperBowl #halftime2026 #maga #trump #badbunny
YouTube video by A Quiet Rage
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February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Sportsball
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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The kid rock thing presented by Four Seasons Total Landscaping and ICE is for aggrieved white people who love US Flag Code violations. And confederate flag lovers.

Go Seahawks
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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she is beauty,
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Sunday morning #CoffeeAndVinyl.

“Rolling Thunder Revue”
Joni Mitchell
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I ordered the wrong parts.

Again.

Fuck.

#GreatWhiteBeast
February 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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We could’ve had it all, Charlie Brown
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Dad is back in town so its time for more wrenching on the #GreatWhiteBeast!

HOLD FAST Garage Episode 53: “Servicing the Rear Differential”
youtu.be/nYRb5oBveWU
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 53: “Servicing the Rear Differential”
YouTube video by HOLD FAST Garage
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February 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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What is love, if not the prettiest word for ruin?
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Good dogs should be allowed to drive cars as a treat
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Guys, don’t look. My flaws are showing.
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
And if I claim to be a wise man, well/
it surely means that I don’t know
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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The love of my life is out there squinting their eyes in the darkness on the way to the bathroom and running into walls
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM