J. Puma
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J. Puma
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· Aug 9
The Cynics had five core principles:
1. Ἀρετή (Aretē) – Virtue as the Only Good
2. Αὐτάρκεια (Autarkeia) – Self-Sufficiency
3. Παραρρησία (Parrēsia) – Frank Speech
4. Ἀναίδεια (Anaideia) – Shamelessness
5. Κατὰ φύσιν ζῆν (Kata physin zēn) – Living According to Nature
These are the Way of the Dog.
1. Ἀρετή (Aretē) – Virtue as the Only Good
2. Αὐτάρκεια (Autarkeia) – Self-Sufficiency
3. Παραρρησία (Parrēsia) – Frank Speech
4. Ἀναίδεια (Anaideia) – Shamelessness
5. Κατὰ φύσιν ζῆν (Kata physin zēn) – Living According to Nature
These are the Way of the Dog.
YES! Bring back IRC and phpBBS!
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
YES! Bring back IRC and phpBBS!
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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We're working on an significant piece of legislation right now, HB 1916, which addresses the rash of voter registration challenges trying to intimidate people from voting. The Republican who spent last session referencing his genitals on the floor spread a little election misinformation. #waleg
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
We're working on an significant piece of legislation right now, HB 1916, which addresses the rash of voter registration challenges trying to intimidate people from voting. The Republican who spent last session referencing his genitals on the floor spread a little election misinformation. #waleg
Whenever I see a post like this, Bob’s Social Media Intern, I am reminded that he could DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BUT IS CHOOSING NOT TO. What’s even the point?
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Whenever I see a post like this, Bob’s Social Media Intern, I am reminded that he could DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BUT IS CHOOSING NOT TO. What’s even the point?
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Kind of shocking how much respect I’ve lost for Tim Walz in all of this.
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Kind of shocking how much respect I’ve lost for Tim Walz in all of this.
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This morning, I went to see what were supposed to be the completely unredacted Epstein files. However, some of the files were still redacted by Kash Patel’s FBI.
Here’s my reaction.
Here’s my reaction.
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This morning, I went to see what were supposed to be the completely unredacted Epstein files. However, some of the files were still redacted by Kash Patel’s FBI.
Here’s my reaction.
Here’s my reaction.
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seriously there should be wizard party schools, wizard safety schools, wizard small liberal arts colleges, etc.
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
seriously there should be wizard party schools, wizard safety schools, wizard small liberal arts colleges, etc.
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Joketellers Union is THIS WEDNESDAY! We'll be bidding a farewell to Union Fave Juno Men, who is moving away to seek her fame and fortune in NYC. Come join me & @emmettmontgomery.bsky.social & Burl Dirkman, big fun guaranteed
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Emmett Montgomery and Brett Hamil Present: Joketellers Union w/ the Juno Men farewell experience
Emmett Montgomery and Brett Hamil Present: Joketellers Union w/ the Juno Men farewell experience Doors 8pm 21+ $12adv/$15dos A monthly comedy show produced by Emmett Montgomery and Brett Hamil fe...
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February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Joketellers Union is THIS WEDNESDAY! We'll be bidding a farewell to Union Fave Juno Men, who is moving away to seek her fame and fortune in NYC. Come join me & @emmettmontgomery.bsky.social & Burl Dirkman, big fun guaranteed
clockoutlounge.com/tm-event/emm...
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TMRW!
Joketellers Union is THIS WEDNESDAY! We'll be bidding a farewell to Union Fave Juno Men, who is moving away to seek her fame and fortune in NYC. Come join me & @emmettmontgomery.bsky.social & Burl Dirkman, big fun guaranteed
clockoutlounge.com/tm-event/emm...
clockoutlounge.com/tm-event/emm...
Emmett Montgomery and Brett Hamil Present: Joketellers Union w/ the Juno Men farewell experience
Emmett Montgomery and Brett Hamil Present: Joketellers Union w/ the Juno Men farewell experience Doors 8pm 21+ $12adv/$15dos A monthly comedy show produced by Emmett Montgomery and Brett Hamil fe...
clockoutlounge.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
TMRW!
Here's the property management company that leases space in Tukwila, WA to DHS and who will apparently be leasing one of these offices mentioned in the article, in case anybody wants to say anything to them. sabey.com/real-estate/...
Riverfront Technical Park
Riverfront Technical Park is a 175,000 sf office building located in the South Seattle area, with easy access to I-5, I-405, Hwy 99 and East Marginal Way.
sabey.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Here's the property management company that leases space in Tukwila, WA to DHS and who will apparently be leasing one of these offices mentioned in the article, in case anybody wants to say anything to them. sabey.com/real-estate/...
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Martin Selig, ICE's landlord in Seattle, who fled Nazi Germany as a child in 1939, refused to stop renting to Trump's Gestapo. Now 19 of his downtown properties are in receivership including the one that housed ICE, he's defaulted on almost a billion in debt. Biblical fates await ICE collaborators.
NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Martin Selig, ICE's landlord in Seattle, who fled Nazi Germany as a child in 1939, refused to stop renting to Trump's Gestapo. Now 19 of his downtown properties are in receivership including the one that housed ICE, he's defaulted on almost a billion in debt. Biblical fates await ICE collaborators.
If you can't trust WeRateDogs, one of the most consistently Pure accounts on the interwebs, who can you trust? Destroy your Ring cameras.
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If you can't trust WeRateDogs, one of the most consistently Pure accounts on the interwebs, who can you trust? Destroy your Ring cameras.
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I’m glad to see people protesting Discord forcing IDs for age verification, but what I need everyone to understand is that there’s immense bipartisan pressure to make the entire internet like this, and they are likely going to succeed unless something drastic happens
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I’m glad to see people protesting Discord forcing IDs for age verification, but what I need everyone to understand is that there’s immense bipartisan pressure to make the entire internet like this, and they are likely going to succeed unless something drastic happens
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NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
Hot damn, inject this STRAIGHT into my veins.
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Hot damn, inject this STRAIGHT into my veins.
Save this for every time some Blue MAGA Dem defender comes at you with "But what can the minority party DOOOOOO? Their poor hands are TIIIIIED!"
There is a long list of things they can "DOOOOO" that they are choosing NOT to do. Here's the list.
There is a long list of things they can "DOOOOO" that they are choosing NOT to do. Here's the list.
"But what can Democrats do, they're out of power?"
I get that question a lot.
So I made this guide.
Because members of Congress have a lot of power, even in the minority - especially in the Senate.
AlexRikleen.us/minoritypowers
I get that question a lot.
So I made this guide.
Because members of Congress have a lot of power, even in the minority - especially in the Senate.
AlexRikleen.us/minoritypowers
Powers of the Minority — Alex Rikleen | Democrat for Senate
AlexRikleen.us
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Save this for every time some Blue MAGA Dem defender comes at you with "But what can the minority party DOOOOOO? Their poor hands are TIIIIIED!"
There is a long list of things they can "DOOOOO" that they are choosing NOT to do. Here's the list.
There is a long list of things they can "DOOOOO" that they are choosing NOT to do. Here's the list.
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
The contact # is on the website I linked to. At this point it's still unconfirmed, but I'm waiting for an email reply to see if we can get confirmation in writing.
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The contact # is on the website I linked to. At this point it's still unconfirmed, but I'm waiting for an email reply to see if we can get confirmation in writing.
ICE is expanding their offices in a bunch of cities. The closest one to Seattle is Tukwila (where they already have a building) and it looks like these guys own the building they're moving into. I'm gonna contact them and see what they have to say for themselves. sabey.com/real-estate/...
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
ICE is expanding their offices in a bunch of cities. The closest one to Seattle is Tukwila (where they already have a building) and it looks like these guys own the building they're moving into. I'm gonna contact them and see what they have to say for themselves. sabey.com/real-estate/...
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PLEASE, friends from out state and other states - spread this! It's true. They are still hitting our area up here in St. Cloud and the surrounding rural communities just as hard.
ICE is not backing off. It was an optics statement from the admin and it doesn't mean jack shit.
ICE is not backing off. It was an optics statement from the admin and it doesn't mean jack shit.
The goal of Tom Homan switching out for Gregory Bovino is purely optics and damage control. It's not actually a change in their tactics of intimidation and indiscriminate apprehension.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis City Council president says immigration enforcement still active in Minneapolis
Five days after federal officials announced hundreds of immigration agents would be leaving Minneapolis, City Council President Elliott Payne says U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement is still vis...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
PLEASE, friends from out state and other states - spread this! It's true. They are still hitting our area up here in St. Cloud and the surrounding rural communities just as hard.
ICE is not backing off. It was an optics statement from the admin and it doesn't mean jack shit.
ICE is not backing off. It was an optics statement from the admin and it doesn't mean jack shit.
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i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
Glad to know you’re in favor of funding concentration camps.
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Glad to know you’re in favor of funding concentration camps.
You’re just pleased as punch letting these monsters buy warehouses to turn into concentration camps, aren’t you, you immoral son of a bitch?
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
You’re just pleased as punch letting these monsters buy warehouses to turn into concentration camps, aren’t you, you immoral son of a bitch?