J. Puma
@broccoliwizard.bsky.social
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The Cynics had five core principles:

1. Ἀρετή (Aretē) – Virtue as the Only Good
2. Αὐτάρκεια (Autarkeia) – Self-Sufficiency
3. Παραρρησία (Parrēsia) – Frank Speech
4. Ἀναίδεια (Anaideia) – Shamelessness
5. Κατὰ φύσιν ζῆν (Kata physin zēn) – Living According to Nature

These are the Way of the Dog.
“Some wouldn’t go on the record, citing a fear of retribution if Harrell gets reelected.” Brutal.
Like not quite farming/ag, but also well beyond hunting and gathering as defined by white European academia. But you’re likely aware of all of that lol.
Yeah I totally agree as far as “primitive” goes— it’s as bad as “savage” imo. And I also agree context it’s important re “hunter/gatherer.” I do worry that in the wrong context it minimizes the incredible semi-cultivation practices of indigenous cultures in N and S America in particular.
I wonder about this sometimes too b/c I also think "hunting and gathering" is kind of a colonialist/supremacist way to describe traditional cultures. Esp since we're finding out so many cultures *did* cultivate "food forests" to make gathering easier.
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Just added a pdf version of DOOM LOOP Book 1 (the PooButt story arc) to my shop. Print version's sold out with no plans to reprint anytime soon but I'm proud of this story & it keeps staying relevant with all this graffiti hysteria bullshit.
Get the pdf: bretthamil.bigcartel.com/product/doom...
When Jordan Peterson finally dissolves into a puddle of wet beef and sweat, are they going to force us to mourn him, too? Or will we get a pass because he's Canadian?
Pointless random thought of the day: if Genesis released the "Invisible Touch" album today, very little would need updating. An idiotic president doing shenanigans involving Russia? An epic about a nightmare war involving Israel? Just A+ all around.

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Invisible Touch (1986) - Genesis [Full Album] - YouTube
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A musician, Oriana Korol, was peacefully playing clarinet with her protest band outside ICE facilities in Portland, OR.

When the band started playing “Ghostbusters,” ICE thugs suddenly poured outside, slammed her into the mud, arrested her and took her to a jail 9 miles away in Vancouver, WA.
Musician playing ‘Ghostbusters’ outside ICE facility is arrested by agents
‘Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed,’ her band said
www.independent.co.uk
Maybe you’re its “Guide to the Galaxy?”
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Seattle Spent Thousands on "Organized Retail Theft" Operation at Marshall's, Arresting Five and Recovering $400 in Merchandise
The operation involved at least 10 officers and suspects were jailed for up to a week for stealing knit caps, sweatshirts, and a pet toy.
publicola.com/2025/10/14/s...
Seattle Spent Thousands on "Organized Retail Theft" Operation at Marshall's, Arresting Five and Recovering $400 in Merchandise - PubliCola
By Erica C. Barnett Last week, the Seattle Police Department announced it had completed a successful “Organized Retail Theft Operation”…
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I am a Cynic precisely because I believe that the world is a beautiful place and that most humans, as part of that world, are also beautiful.

I am a Wizard because I am a dyed -in-the-wool smart ass.
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What's this, a comedy show that's over by 9 on a Friday night and is ok for kids (as long as they're ok with themes of alienation and failure)??? And our next mayor is gonna be on it???
10/17 at 7:30 PM | From the mind of @bretthamil.bsky.social comes Power Thru It!, a unique comedic talk show starring Burl Dirkman, his handyman alter ego. 🔨

Featuring special guests @mudede.bsky.social & Katie Wilson.

🎟️ Get tickets: buff.ly/tMQvMxP
Red/purple promotional graphic for event titled "Power Thru It! with Burl Dirkman: Special Guests Charles Mudede and Katie Wilson," scheduled for Oct 17 at 7:30 PM. Headshots of the presenters are included. Presented by Town Hall Seattle.
This is a reminder to think about what you're going to do, and how it may impact those around you, BEFORE you do the thing.

This even applies to traffic, or walking down the aisle in a grocery store.
TIL that sorghum can be popped like popcorn and tastes just as good?
Popped sorghum grains in a skillet. They look  identical to popped popcorn but are very small.
All books need maps in the front matter. Yes, including that one.
The Catcher in the Rye is overindulgent and mawkish and should be removed from all mandatory literature courses.
We were really annoyed when Brooklynn shoved her out of the van instead of holding up her end of the bargain. She clearly had some capacity for compassion. SHE COULD HAVE JOINED THE TEAM