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J. Puma
@broccoliwizard.bsky.social
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He/Him | Cynic | Urban Forager | PNW Plant Nerd | Liminal Cartographer | Actually a Wizard | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

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Asklepios! Still needs some touch-up but not terrible I think.
Digital “drawing” of Asklepios, Greek god of Healing. A bearded man in a white toga with a staff and a small mixing bowl.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Sure, drugs are fun, but have you ever gone thrifting and brought home a terrifying friend?
A terrifying stuffed vintage bunny toy with one eye, a red nose, fangs, and a green collar. The toy is under a cloche.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Hey this digital art stuff sure is fun
Digital “painting” of an apple
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Decided to start messing with Procreate again. A little rusty but not too shabby imo.
A digital “painting” of an amanita muscaria mushroom
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Reminder: The Owl House is real and it’s in Seattle.
A lavishly decorated residential house covered in art reliefs depicting sunflowers and a large owl face near the top. A turret adorned with geometric patterns rises from the roof.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Seen on a recent walk. No comment.
A camouflage Harris Walz baseball cap someone has discarded in an aging patch of blackberries on the side of the road. The hat is suspended by the brambles. A camouflage Harris Walz baseball cap someone has discarded in an aging patch of blackberries on the side of the road. The hat is suspended by the brambles.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I'll be surprised if they approve my reply, so, for posterity:
“I also believe in the rule of law. Not just the laws I agree with.” Great, it’s good to know you’ll cooperate with, and 100% support, any laws passed or enacted by the new progressive Seattle majority, even if you don’t agree with them! Sheesh.Have any of you “Seattle conservatives” considered Idaho or Wyoming? They don’t take care of people long-term, you can shoot your guns any time you want. I’m sure they’d welcome people fed up with caring for others, with open arms. Consider it!
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Compassionless selfishness and low-key sexism ("this woman?!") drive so many of these poisoned Seattle conservative brains (exemplified by the commentariat in the West Seattle Blog). Oh, and pearl-clutching paranoia, of course.
Comments from the West Seattle Blog: Lucy November 13, 2025 (6:24 pm): I am a conservative in Seattle. I believe in smaller government and accountability. I believe everyone should do their best. I believe people in need should get assistance, but that should never be long term. I believe I should be able to defend myself, my loved ones and my property with force, if attacked or threatened. I believe in safe streets, clean air and water and excellent schools. I also believe in the rule of law. Not just the laws I agree with. Will Katie also represent me? ---- T Rex November 13, 2025 (6:52 pm) Great statements and a great question Lucy, I’m a conservative as well. I don’t think this woman could ever answer these questions. Honestly, I don’t think Katie even knows who she represents. She just needs a hobby. Time will tell, stay strong my friend.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Ahhhhhh hahahah oh Rhonda you sweet summer child

(Also: Jort is the best person in those responses)
Comments in the West Seattle Blog response section: Rhonda November 12, 2025 (3:55 pm) Reply At least she won’t have a mandate with this narrowest-ever margin of victory. Jort November 12, 2025 (4:07 pm) Reply She won, Rhonda.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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HAHAHA suck it losers!
Conan November 11, 2025 4:54 pm If Katie wins, I will be doing all of my shopping in Burien. Seattle will not be generating B&O and/or sales tax revenue from me. This is insanity. Progressives are the ones that helped get someone like Trump get elected and reelected. Now they think it's cute to double down?
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The Used Bookstore spirits were good today!
Cover of a book with a picture of a headless alchemical line drawing overlayed on a dark forest. Text reads: GEORGES BATAILLE THE SACRED CONSPIRACY THE INTERNAL PAPERS OF THE SECRET SOCIETY OF ACEPHALE AND LECTURES TO THE COLLEGE OF SOCIOLOGY
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Injecting shitty, anti-Katie Wilson, NIMBY West Seattle Blog comments directly into my veins…..
Comment by “Mike” on the West Seattle Blog: November 11, 2025 4:06 pm Oh God help us. Another lost child trying to run the City.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Not exactly a log but definitely a mysterious portal of some kind…
A moss covered tree with an opening at the bottom reminiscent of an open mouth and nose
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I freakin love this city.
View of Seattle skyline from the air. The Space Needle is to the right and the dome of Mt Rainer can be seen in the distance
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Nothing to see here, just a freakin’ HAWK on our bird feeder! Chaire, Apollon!
A white and brown hawk of some kind perched on a wrought iron bird feeder. The picture is slightly blurry as it was taken from behind the window screen.
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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This is true btw.
My reply: “Haha are you kidding me? I'd rather lick my toilet brush than vote for Sara Nelson.”
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Hahah Sara yes, unsolicited texts disparaging your opponent for “lack of experience” while invoking the specter of Trump have worked SO WELL this campaign season.
Text message from Sara Nelson, running for Seattle City Council. Below a picture of Nelson: “Hi Jeremy, Council President Sara Nelson, here. The last day to vote is tomorrow. As you make your decision it's important to remember what our city was like in 2021 and the progress we've made. I am running for reelection to build on the headway we've made on public safety, clean and accessible parks, building workforce housing, and tackling the drug crisis because these are still the issues impacting our communities. With the chaos coming out of DC, now is not the time for on-the-job training. Experience and leadership matter. I hope I can earn your vote by tomorrow.”
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Two more for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social, @alexis4seattle.bsky.social, and the whole slate of progressive candidates Seattle needs right now. A TON of ppl were dropping off their ballots today, too.
Two red ballot envelopes being dropped into a ballot drop box.
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Guess who just scored an incredible Baphomet shirt at the local thrift store? (It was me I did)
Photo of a guy facing away from the camera. He’s wearing a grey wizard hat and a brown shirt with goat-headed entity Baphomet embroidered on the back.
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Fall colors look good on her.
A black dog wearing a pink harness. The dog is a shepherd leg mix with one ear up and one down. She sits nicely on the ground which is covered with fallen fall leaves.
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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IT’S HAPPENING!
Marquis theater sign: -NEPTUNE STG PRESENTS TWIN PEAKS A CONVERSATION WITH THE STARS SOLD OUT Oct. 29,2025
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Already harvested 3 gallons of autumn olives from this single tree. I’m gonna have to plant another and start an International Autumn Olive Concern with the bounty.
Lots and lots of tiny red berries on a shrub with yellow and green leaves
October 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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TIL that sorghum can be popped like popcorn and tastes just as good?
Popped sorghum grains in a skillet. They look identical to popped popcorn but are very small.
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Autumn Olive* harvest is Off the Hook this year

*not actually olives
Numerous red shimmery berries extending from a large shrub with yellowish green leaves
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Today I’m enjoying the fact that we’re finally reclaiming frogs from those Pepe/“Kek” shitheads. Here is a picture of a toad to mark the occasion.
An enormous greenish brown toad next to a stone wall. Its front right leg is extended with splayed toes.
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM