Brian Hoffman
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Oh my god
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh my god
”Pat McAfee went to your campus because of us” is just another reason to fuck Notre Dame over
Also, full time member or not, ND football absolutely does help the ACC bottom line. They helped get College GameDay to come to Pittsburgh! So it is a self defeating battle to pick.
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
”Pat McAfee went to your campus because of us” is just another reason to fuck Notre Dame over
Incredible use of the word “partner”. How much of that NBC money gets distributed to the rest of the ACC?
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Incredible use of the word “partner”. How much of that NBC money gets distributed to the rest of the ACC?
The Disneyland Christmas special that I’m watching with my 5 year old includes Good Charlotte covering Fairytale of New York
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The Disneyland Christmas special that I’m watching with my 5 year old includes Good Charlotte covering Fairytale of New York
While I do think this is very much a natural result of making the playoff the end all be all, this is Notre Dame doing it so I must react accordingly: LOL stupid babies
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
While I do think this is very much a natural result of making the playoff the end all be all, this is Notre Dame doing it so I must react accordingly: LOL stupid babies
I know everyone hated Dennis Miller but “they don’t need a football they need a baton” is pretty good
Got me remembering the GSOT.
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I know everyone hated Dennis Miller but “they don’t need a football they need a baton” is pretty good
lol join a conference nerds
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
lol join a conference nerds
Feel like refusing to play in a conference title game would actually make it much easier to not include them in the CFP
I’m pretty sure Greg McElroy argued tonight that if you left Bama out, a future team would *refuse to play* in their conference championship game
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Feel like refusing to play in a conference title game would actually make it much easier to not include them in the CFP
Why run that 3rd down play if you’re not going for it on 4th?
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Why run that 3rd down play if you’re not going for it on 4th?
We’re gonna burn our money in this pit now for a little bit
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We’re gonna burn our money in this pit now for a little bit
Dr. Spaceman procedure
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Dr. Spaceman procedure
Reposted by Brian Hoffman
Commentary: I’d Sooner Let My Family Starve Than Exaggerate My Marketing Experience On My Resume https://theonion.com/id-sooner-let-my-family-starve-than-exaggerate-my-marketing-experience-on-my-resume/
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Commentary: I’d Sooner Let My Family Starve Than Exaggerate My Marketing Experience On My Resume https://theonion.com/id-sooner-let-my-family-starve-than-exaggerate-my-marketing-experience-on-my-resume/
Ft Zumwalt West hosting group play games in the summer
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ft Zumwalt West hosting group play games in the summer
Pictured: my dodgers fan college roommate to me after Ryan Franklin’s blown save in 2009 NLDS
we all have a friend like this. with any luck, we're this friend to someone else.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Pictured: my dodgers fan college roommate to me after Ryan Franklin’s blown save in 2009 NLDS
Guessing this reader isn‘t paying attention to the rhetoric surrounding the NBA
One of my readers observed that baseball is the only sport where the enjoyment of the game decreases as the athleticism of the players increases. I don't know if I totally agree, but it's striking that so much of what we don't care for in the game these days is a function of guys being too good.
This is a good dive into something we've been talking about for a while and which many people refuse to admit:
fielders are too good, low BA is not just hitters wanting launch angle or whatever
More hits? Make it harder on fielders.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
fielders are too good, low BA is not just hitters wanting launch angle or whatever
More hits? Make it harder on fielders.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Guessing this reader isn‘t paying attention to the rhetoric surrounding the NBA
The meanest thing I can say about Valhalla is that it made being a Viking seem boring
'Valhalla' is Assassin's Creed at its most bloated: defector.com/valhalla-is-...
'Valhalla' Is Assassin's Creed At Its Most Bloated
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defector.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The meanest thing I can say about Valhalla is that it made being a Viking seem boring
It is very funny that the ACC is being thrown into upheaval because a team from Texas is losing to a team from California
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It is very funny that the ACC is being thrown into upheaval because a team from Texas is losing to a team from California
Missouri football should be mocked if they let Bobby Petrino win his last game as head coach against them
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Missouri football should be mocked if they let Bobby Petrino win his last game as head coach against them
I don’t understand how Michigan won 9 games this year
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I don’t understand how Michigan won 9 games this year
I think it’s really important for Ohio State to remember that they have stronger, faster, and better players than Michigan
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I think it’s really important for Ohio State to remember that they have stronger, faster, and better players than Michigan
Weird how Kirk isn’t considering the players at all
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Weird how Kirk isn’t considering the players at all
The outgained Ohio State by 200 yards stat is my favorite because it is both incorrect and funny!
Sark: "I think we're absolutely a playoff team."
He came with stats:
- First team since 2019 LSU with three top-10 regular season wins.
- No. 5 SOS
- Played three teams in the current top 4
- Outgained Ohio State by 200 yards.
He came with stats:
- First team since 2019 LSU with three top-10 regular season wins.
- No. 5 SOS
- Played three teams in the current top 4
- Outgained Ohio State by 200 yards.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The outgained Ohio State by 200 yards stat is my favorite because it is both incorrect and funny!
Bobby reading the alt text
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Bobby reading the alt text