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Brian C. Baer
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Horror (screen)writer. Visionary. Dreamweaver. Plus He-Man movie historian. (40, he/him)
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Any advice for Muppet Duckie?
I was really disappointed with this one. I don’t even understand how it could’ve gone so wrong.
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JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS: It’s Karl Marx’s HARD DAY’S NIGHT Y2K and maybe everything cinema was meant to achieve. MVPs are Matthew Libatique (the cinematography is jubilant) and Parker Posey, who gives a performance so unhinged that she seems to be inventing new forms of acting with every syllable.
Officially a classic! You can’t argue with a marquee!
I caught a random five second snippet of the finale on tv when I was a kid.
Still traumatized.
Sweet sassy molassy. What did you use on those potatoes?
Ugh. Alt text. Sorry.
It’s a plate of delicious cheese fries with an ungodly amount of bacon on top.
I’m an adult. Nobody can tell me this can’t be dinner.
S.W.A.T.Cats is copaganda.
There. I said it.
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In 1973, George Lucas released a nostalgic movie about 1962. I used to think that was ridiculous, but right about now I could go for a story steeped in the carefree innocence of 2014.
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I know people are pretending it’s not or like it makes you weak or something, but kindness is punk as fuck.
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I love this little display stand I bought on Etsy so I can be a little nerd and use it on movie night ☺️
I always wondered how that bridge worked. Such a unique design…
I love how open they left it.
For me, it’s the life he wishes he had flashing before his eyes. That last, lying little comfort.
One of the few movies I wish was remade!
But then it was but was somehow worse!
Said the actor to the bishop?
I can handle my despair and anxiety like mature, well-balanced adult.
That’s why I’m getting fucked up and watching Ernest Goes to Camp.
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'Flow' cost $4M. 'Hundreds of Beavers' was shot in 12 weeks and cost $150,000. Artists rethink what movies are, techbros rethink how to shaft the people who make them.

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If I had a friend who said to me "may every day be another beautiful secret," I'd kill them
Has anyone mentioned the songs from Smile 2? Very solid pop jams from the fictional singer.
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wish there was an event similar to renaissance fairs but for pretending its the 90s