Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.
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Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
· Nov 24
Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
The thing about this is not that it is an obvious lie; it is that they know it's completely not credible and they don't care. They don't even think you're dumb enough to believe it. They just dont think public opinion matters and they are mad that people dare ask.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The thing about this is not that it is an obvious lie; it is that they know it's completely not credible and they don't care. They don't even think you're dumb enough to believe it. They just dont think public opinion matters and they are mad that people dare ask.
I have sold more books than Olivia Nuzzi. Please write a fawning bio about me now.
Yikes!
"Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week"
Mary Whitfill Roeloffs for @forbes.com
"Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week"
Mary Whitfill Roeloffs for @forbes.com
Olivia Nuzzi’s Much-Hyped Book—With RFK Revelation—Sells Just Over 1,000 Copies
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I have sold more books than Olivia Nuzzi. Please write a fawning bio about me now.
I will never understand how someone can hear this man talk and think they should listen to him. Unbearable public speaker.
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I will never understand how someone can hear this man talk and think they should listen to him. Unbearable public speaker.
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ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me
CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me
CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
My biggest beef with Australia's social media ban for children is that it doesn't also ban social media for everyone else.
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My biggest beef with Australia's social media ban for children is that it doesn't also ban social media for everyone else.
Good news, he's still saying this shit.
He should 100% keep saying this.
Trump just said the word ‘affordability' is a "Democrat scam."
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Good news, he's still saying this shit.
Last night I had great seats at a Pelicans game in NOLA and I got to scream "show me your Fan Duel account, Scott" at Scott Foster and I know he heard me. I have nothing left to do with my life. I have completed all my goals.
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Last night I had great seats at a Pelicans game in NOLA and I got to scream "show me your Fan Duel account, Scott" at Scott Foster and I know he heard me. I have nothing left to do with my life. I have completed all my goals.
It is gonna be so fucking funny when this guy's lawyer writes Trump a letter about what a big strong boy he is and gets an easy pardon.
30-year-old bail bondsman who lives with his parents
FBI arrests man suspected of planting bombs on eve of January 6, 2021 Capitol riot
U.S. authorities have arrested a man suspected of planting pipe bombs in Washington the night before the January 6, 2021, assault on the Capitol by supporters of President Donald Trump, two officials ...
www.reuters.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It is gonna be so fucking funny when this guy's lawyer writes Trump a letter about what a big strong boy he is and gets an easy pardon.
Remember the Blue Wave Resistance liberal conspiracy theory that it was MTG? What if they went ahead and pinned it on her now that she turned on them? We agree that would be extremely funny.
Breaking News: A suspect was arrested after a yearslong inquiry into pipe bombs planted near the Capitol before Jan. 6, 2021, people familiar with the case said.
Trump Live Updates: Suspect Arrested in Jan. 6 Pipe Bomb Investigation, Officials Say
nyti.ms
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Remember the Blue Wave Resistance liberal conspiracy theory that it was MTG? What if they went ahead and pinned it on her now that she turned on them? We agree that would be extremely funny.
Duffy has, I think correctly, identified that the MAGA base is driven by not just their garbage racism, but also a strong desire to "return" to living in a world that only existed in advertisements from 1950-1980.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Duffy has, I think correctly, identified that the MAGA base is driven by not just their garbage racism, but also a strong desire to "return" to living in a world that only existed in advertisements from 1950-1980.
Kiss of death for AI. The end is nigh as hell.
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kiss of death for AI. The end is nigh as hell.
She's such a bad writer. I doubt this conversation happened at all, but even if it is a work of fiction, she has to know this isn't how people communicate. Also a "reporter" who can't google shit?
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
She's such a bad writer. I doubt this conversation happened at all, but even if it is a work of fiction, she has to know this isn't how people communicate. Also a "reporter" who can't google shit?
This dude sucks so bad. What are we even doing?
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This dude sucks so bad. What are we even doing?
Incredible how he hates Vance as much as everyone else does.
Trump on Tim Walz: "I think the man is a grossly incompetent man. I thought that from the day I watched JD destroy him in the debate. I was saying, 'Who's more incompetent, that man or my man?' I had a man and he had a man. They were both incompetent."
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Incredible how he hates Vance as much as everyone else does.
Honestly, I can't give him shit for this because I am very familiar with fighting for your life while someone extremely boring and dumb is talking during a meeting.
Trump's face is becoming contorted as he desperately tries to cling to consciousness
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Honestly, I can't give him shit for this because I am very familiar with fighting for your life while someone extremely boring and dumb is talking during a meeting.
He should 100% keep saying this.
Trump just said the word ‘affordability' is a "Democrat scam."
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
He should 100% keep saying this.
Dude is 100% sports betting and you can't convince me otherwise.
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Dude is 100% sports betting and you can't convince me otherwise.
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
We got this calendar when we were in Italy in 2018. It is the exact same priests. If you look at the hairstyles, these photos are from the early 00s/late 90s. Incredible return on investment for whoever made these.
Got my grandma a calendar of hot priests for Christmas. She turns 100 next year.
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We got this calendar when we were in Italy in 2018. It is the exact same priests. If you look at the hairstyles, these photos are from the early 00s/late 90s. Incredible return on investment for whoever made these.
This guy always existed, but mostly he just got off on having "debates." He was exhausting, but everyone agreed he was an annoying dickhead. Somewhere along the way, 30% of the country decided that guy rocks and should be famous.
it must be so fucking annoying to take a college class and realize one of your fellow students is trying to do some right wing attack bull shit. like who cares bro
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This guy always existed, but mostly he just got off on having "debates." He was exhausting, but everyone agreed he was an annoying dickhead. Somewhere along the way, 30% of the country decided that guy rocks and should be famous.
Insanely funny that for nearly 10 years now, Trump's strategy has been to release memos and summaries but never any underlying documentation and the press is like, "well the president wouldn't LIE to us, right?" and then they just drop it. Every single time.
New — White House doctor's memo on Donald Trump’s recent MRI (which White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt just called “preventative").
The memo says Trump's cardiovascular and abdominal imaging is “perfectly normal" and that "he remains in excellent overall health."
The memo says Trump's cardiovascular and abdominal imaging is “perfectly normal" and that "he remains in excellent overall health."
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Insanely funny that for nearly 10 years now, Trump's strategy has been to release memos and summaries but never any underlying documentation and the press is like, "well the president wouldn't LIE to us, right?" and then they just drop it. Every single time.
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In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
Once again, huge delay before announcing the identity of the shooter, likely because his politics were weird and impossible to pin down so they are wiping his social media so they can claim whatever they want. Don't be shocked when he's "Antifa" but also has no online footprint.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Once again, huge delay before announcing the identity of the shooter, likely because his politics were weird and impossible to pin down so they are wiping his social media so they can claim whatever they want. Don't be shocked when he's "Antifa" but also has no online footprint.
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ME: damn. they fucked his shit up.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
ME: damn. they fucked his shit up.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.