Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.
A whole group of Gen Xers desperate for it to be 2008 Reddit again. Just wanna post pwns on /r/atheism and eat some epic ass bacon so bad.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A whole group of Gen Xers desperate for it to be 2008 Reddit again. Just wanna post pwns on /r/atheism and eat some epic ass bacon so bad.
It was not until I moved to NYC that I found out that most of the country doesn't pair their chili with cinnamon rolls. I've been converting these east coast heathens to our Holy Nebraska Ways since.
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It was not until I moved to NYC that I found out that most of the country doesn't pair their chili with cinnamon rolls. I've been converting these east coast heathens to our Holy Nebraska Ways since.
Show is tonight!!!! Get your ticket in advance to save some money. www.caveat.nyc/events/forev...
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Show is tonight!!!! Get your ticket in advance to save some money. www.caveat.nyc/events/forev...
Only a few more days to get advanced tickets to my solo show on Monday at Caveat. Use BESTFRIENDS25 to get another $5 off. I will be donating all the money to the Dear Jack Foundation which supports kids and young adults diagnosed with cancer. So be cool and buy tix today! caveat.nyc/events/forev...
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Only a few more days to get advanced tickets to my solo show on Monday at Caveat. Use BESTFRIENDS25 to get another $5 off. I will be donating all the money to the Dear Jack Foundation which supports kids and young adults diagnosed with cancer. So be cool and buy tix today! caveat.nyc/events/forev...
It is so fucking funny that he is doing the Biden meme but for real.
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It is so fucking funny that he is doing the Biden meme but for real.
Reminder to everyone that ONE WEEK from today I am filming my solo show, Forever Young. Buy your tickets now because they are movin! Please share wide and far! I would love a packed house! www.caveat.nyc/events/forev...
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reminder to everyone that ONE WEEK from today I am filming my solo show, Forever Young. Buy your tickets now because they are movin! Please share wide and far! I would love a packed house! www.caveat.nyc/events/forev...
Folks, reviews are in and people really like the show. Buy a ticket and come hang out! We are filming and live streaming so this is gonna be amazing.
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Folks, reviews are in and people really like the show. Buy a ticket and come hang out! We are filming and live streaming so this is gonna be amazing.
Hey at what point were you going to reveal that the woman who the story is based on is the Chief Marketing Office at a VC firm that is invested in a bunch of AI firms??????
www.canvas.vc/portfolio
www.canvas.vc/portfolio
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hey at what point were you going to reveal that the woman who the story is based on is the Chief Marketing Office at a VC firm that is invested in a bunch of AI firms??????
www.canvas.vc/portfolio
www.canvas.vc/portfolio
There you have it. The lady putting the party together is a marketing officer at a VC firm. Jesus Christ, NYTimes, get it together.
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There you have it. The lady putting the party together is a marketing officer at a VC firm. Jesus Christ, NYTimes, get it together.
President Peace out here
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
President Peace out here
Hey! I got a big show coming up in a few weeks at Caveat on the East Village! We are filming it and live streaming it so it would mean the world if you bought a ticket now. If you're not in NYC there are live stream tickets too! I genuinely think you'll love the show! www.caveat.nyc/events/forev...
October 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey! I got a big show coming up in a few weeks at Caveat on the East Village! We are filming it and live streaming it so it would mean the world if you bought a ticket now. If you're not in NYC there are live stream tickets too! I genuinely think you'll love the show! www.caveat.nyc/events/forev...
It's Cam Skattebo time.
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It's Cam Skattebo time.
It is crazy how pathetic Chappelle has become, all because someone was like, "hey don't be so shitty to trans people."
October 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It is crazy how pathetic Chappelle has become, all because someone was like, "hey don't be so shitty to trans people."
The agent in charge of the investigation:
September 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The agent in charge of the investigation:
Your flakiest friend goes to therapy once
September 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Your flakiest friend goes to therapy once
If you wanna know more about what a cool teenager I was, please come to my show next Thursday:
www.eventbrite.com/e/bob-gurnet...
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September 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
If you wanna know more about what a cool teenager I was, please come to my show next Thursday:
www.eventbrite.com/e/bob-gurnet...
www.eventbrite.com/e/bob-gurnet...
You asked for it, so you're gonna get it: teenage Bob driving his 1994 Plymouth Grand Voyager.
September 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You asked for it, so you're gonna get it: teenage Bob driving his 1994 Plymouth Grand Voyager.
Ope, someone is gonna get me fired.
September 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ope, someone is gonna get me fired.
In the most important news of the day, it finally happened to me. I finally saw a festival flyer where I did not know a SINGLE name. Checking myself into assisted living now.
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In the most important news of the day, it finally happened to me. I finally saw a festival flyer where I did not know a SINGLE name. Checking myself into assisted living now.
Hey come to Astoria tonight and see my show at QED. It's an hour! It's about best friends! It's good and funny and sometimes sad! I worked hard on it and I want you to see it.
September 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hey come to Astoria tonight and see my show at QED. It's an hour! It's about best friends! It's good and funny and sometimes sad! I worked hard on it and I want you to see it.
Its a different error now! I am counting it as progress.
September 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Its a different error now! I am counting it as progress.
Dude, I am out here REMEMBERING SOME GUYS.
September 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dude, I am out here REMEMBERING SOME GUYS.
SHOW ANNOUNCMENT: I'm bringing Forever Young to Astoria for one night only! Forever Young is all about best friends, so grab your bestie and come see an uproariously funny hour of comedy. I worked very hard on this show and I'm so proud of what it has become. Come out and make some friends, Queens!
August 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
SHOW ANNOUNCMENT: I'm bringing Forever Young to Astoria for one night only! Forever Young is all about best friends, so grab your bestie and come see an uproariously funny hour of comedy. I worked very hard on this show and I'm so proud of what it has become. Come out and make some friends, Queens!