Dame Bibi Lynch
@bibilynch.bsky.social
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
Can you guess the bloke who’s not Mike Read? I did! (Don’t Google.)
December 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Can you guess the bloke who’s not Mike Read? I did! (Don’t Google.)
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Obviously millennials are disgusting but I’m sort of glad that they invented avocados, the first bisexual vegetable
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Obviously millennials are disgusting but I’m sort of glad that they invented avocados, the first bisexual vegetable
We found my spirit animal, kidz.
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
We found my spirit animal, kidz.
They hate me over there.
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They hate me over there.
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
My commissions are still open.
I’m away from work until Monday 15th December but drop me an email if you’re looking for a portrait of your fave human, animal or mystical creature.
Thanks to all my lovely customers so far ❤️
I’m away from work until Monday 15th December but drop me an email if you’re looking for a portrait of your fave human, animal or mystical creature.
Thanks to all my lovely customers so far ❤️
They’re back! My 2025 winter digital portrait commissions are now open. Your favourite humans. Your favourite pets. I’ll illustrate them all for a unique gift made specially for you.
Email me for info
[email protected]
Some samples below.
Email me for info
[email protected]
Some samples below.
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My commissions are still open.
I’m away from work until Monday 15th December but drop me an email if you’re looking for a portrait of your fave human, animal or mystical creature.
Thanks to all my lovely customers so far ❤️
I’m away from work until Monday 15th December but drop me an email if you’re looking for a portrait of your fave human, animal or mystical creature.
Thanks to all my lovely customers so far ❤️
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
This took me far too long to make. If only there was some kind of machine could've done it for me…
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This took me far too long to make. If only there was some kind of machine could've done it for me…
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Great evening at The Bookseller Crow at an event with @deserterblog.bsky.social and my excellent pal @whenisbirths.bsky.social in conversation with @clairywoowoo.bsky.social about his 80stastic new book Into The Groove
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Great evening at The Bookseller Crow at an event with @deserterblog.bsky.social and my excellent pal @whenisbirths.bsky.social in conversation with @clairywoowoo.bsky.social about his 80stastic new book Into The Groove
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Tom Waits in Portobello Road 1976 📷 Michael Putland
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Tom Waits in Portobello Road 1976 📷 Michael Putland
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
September 21, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Meeting @bibilynch.bsky.social for coffee this afternoon. I hope she doesn't make me help her pick out new extra strong gusset underwear to buy, again.
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Meeting @bibilynch.bsky.social for coffee this afternoon. I hope she doesn't make me help her pick out new extra strong gusset underwear to buy, again.
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Go and find the whole podcast. How they get to this makes it even funnier.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Go and find the whole podcast. How they get to this makes it even funnier.
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
So many men online are clueless about romance so here's a tip on how to conduct yourself on a date, guys
If a lady offers to pay for your meal on the 1st date, BE A GENTLEMAN by politely declining and insisting that your parents, whom you've brought along as chaperones, will pay for all four of you
If a lady offers to pay for your meal on the 1st date, BE A GENTLEMAN by politely declining and insisting that your parents, whom you've brought along as chaperones, will pay for all four of you
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So many men online are clueless about romance so here's a tip on how to conduct yourself on a date, guys
If a lady offers to pay for your meal on the 1st date, BE A GENTLEMAN by politely declining and insisting that your parents, whom you've brought along as chaperones, will pay for all four of you
If a lady offers to pay for your meal on the 1st date, BE A GENTLEMAN by politely declining and insisting that your parents, whom you've brought along as chaperones, will pay for all four of you
Give him some breast milk immediately!
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Give him some breast milk immediately!
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Love this guy
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Love this guy
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
L'esprit de l'escalier
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
L'esprit de l'escalier
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
Is it a lack of copy editors?
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is it a lack of copy editors?
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
.really boring pretty ... us cool to fans waving girls topless two with sun the in cushions our on sit we while fingernails our trimming and gin drinking
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
.really boring pretty ... us cool to fans waving girls topless two with sun the in cushions our on sit we while fingernails our trimming and gin drinking
Reposted by Dame Bibi Lynch
The Liverpool press officer during that Salah interview is sending me. 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The Liverpool press officer during that Salah interview is sending me. 🤣
