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Beth
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I did community outreach today*

*I texted two Jays fans “sorry for your loss” even though I have only seen about 13 minutes of baseball in the totality of my years on this earth
“If you don’t have any homemade mngh apoup, store bought is fine”
Fuck it’s hard enough finding one on marden apoup, where am I gonna find three of them
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Community response to Saskatchewan Premier Scott Moe's promise to expand trade with Israel.
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the louvre heist simply using a ladder truck really proves my #1 rule of mischief:

you can basically do anything if you just confidently act like you’re supposed to be doing it
“Love wiin”
I love going to protests with a big ol’ “DANCE CHANGE” sign, it’s my favourite thing!
Your Wikipedia says you “have covered the business of the internet since 1994” and yet you STILL didn’t catch the three eyes on that frog? FFS
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drake, amazingly, still finding brand new ways to lose to kendrick lamar
NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Absolutely not the point, but when Danny Huston said “you hit me….you hit me in my belly” it was probably the hardest I’ve laughed at a movie in years. Took me right out
The end of the recent Naked Gun movie where the villain has been spouting on about the most worthy to survive and then crumples after one punch and whines “you hit me”
Seeing Curtis Yarvin tweet is like if you watch a horror movie that sets up this mysterious evil villain, and then at the end of the movie comes the grand reveal… and it’s just Alf. And you can’t help but laugh and also feel a bit let down. That’s it??
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Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.
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The moral is not that media conglomerates will do the right thing if you pressure them enough, it’s that you need to be ready to be way more annoying than fascists
Everyone everywhere should have an indexed pension and it’s total bullshit that this is not the case
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Heterosexual cisgender men are a far bigger violent threat than trans people.

Statistics suggest starting there with the terrorist designations.
Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them.

They want us all eradicated.
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ordered a guitar on temu and got a fewer paul
Ten bucks says ol’ Charlie is gonna end up looking like that bust of Cristian Ronaldo when it’s finished
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You cant log into a website every day and have a normal brain im sorry
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On Charlie Kirk & “speaking ill of the dead”
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
The company that knowingly reinstated structurally racist corporate staffing in order to save money is going full mask off? Can’t say I’m surprised
I am fucking disgusted. I used to work in this newsroom.

This is by far one of the most disgusting things they’ll have done to date.

Giving Ben Mulroney, a virulent Zionist and blatant pro-Poilievre conservative, the helm of one of the largest political shows in Canada….my god.
Was *thisclose* to making some fuckass “you sure about that ally n the north” comment but then I remembered “ugh Carney”
okay well great fucking news guys we are bordered by allies to the north and south and oceans to the east and west so we’re pretty safe
Pentagon plan prioritizes homeland over China threat
This marks a major departure from the first Trump administration, which emphasized deterring Beijing.
www.politico.com
what the FUCK
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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I hope when Kevin Costner dies his obituary identifies him as “American Actor Who Portrayed White Characters”