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Ben Can't
@bencant.bsky.social
🟪 MBMBaM Wizard Emeritus
🟦 they/he
🟩 ace trans Jew
🟨 Long COVIDer
🟧 wear ur fucking mask
🟥 benkantt.com
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Hi I'm Ben. Once upon a time I was a niche internet microcelebrity for sending Yahoos into MBMBaM and earning the nickname "The Wizard"

I'm an ace trans Jew with a wonderful spouse and two precious cats

I post a lot about Baltimore and maybe one day I'll make art again and post it
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A bunch of little kids were on the bus earlier today and it got me thinking about how most American kids are forced every day into being in positions subordinate to their parents (being in the back car seat and also in booster seats) whereas on the bus they get to sit with their parents as equals
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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struggling not to repost every single skeet in this thread
In what they describe as a “watershed moment” for road safety in LA, the city caved to backlash and pressure from groups like the anti-Vision Zero group (yes that’s apparently a real thing, and they’ve trained others) called KLAM or "Keep LA Moving.”
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Assigned's mentions for this post are flooded with people who want to jeer at Biden so may I just say: When a Democratic former president makes a point of standing up for trans rights in a situation where he is absolutely not required to do so, for God's sake, just take the W.
6 Dec 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- Biden, generally a lukewarm backer of trans rights as President, uses Intl International LGBTQ+ Leaders Conference speech to slam Reps/Trump for turning trans rights into "political football...into something scary, something sinister."
Joe Biden slams Republicans for turning transgender rights into ‘political football’
The former president gave a speech expressing support for LGBTQ+ rights at an LGBTQ+ leaders conference on Friday
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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"Dr. Eidel" made me genuinely guffaw out loud 😂🙏🏾💜
The final Season's Beatings card:
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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In response to Musk calling to “abolish” the European Union, the Deputy Prime Minister of Poland, Radoslaw Sikorski, wrote in Musk’s replies on X: “Go to Mars. There’s no censorship of Nazi salutes there.”
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The Democrats are the culturally normal party it's the Republicans that are declaring fatwas on truck stop restaurants
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I'm so tired man.

I need you cis people to understand this. Rachel Levine did everything right. Legal name change. Legal sex update. So professional and accomplished she got SENATE APPROVAL as an open trans woman.

There's nothing we can do that they won't ignore to hurt us. So don't let them.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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For some reason this reminds me of the story of how the team who worked on the CGI-animated Muppet Babies reboot accidentally rendered Animal without his fur and the end result was so hilarious and disturbing they adopted it as an unofficial mascot they named “Blurph”
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Ireland calling the UK out for being stupid enough to fall for this 'gender critical' bollocks.
My head nearly fell off. The actual Minister for Health said this?

m.independent.ie/irish-news/t...
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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But the simplest explanation for why LLMs can’t be intelligent is that they are trained on the Internet. Have you seen what we’ve done to the Internet?
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?

(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.

(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
July 6, 2023 at 9:38 AM
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never gonna forget that Netflix cancelled the best animated show I have ever worked on on the day that we were supposed to ship our first episode
Netflix has made the highest bid to buy Warner Bros so far.

(Source: bit.ly/3XE0Wxl)
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I have seen your jokes about trans trains and they have made me giggle
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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a cancer nurse in a state I've never been to told messaged me and said that reading out Rice Truck aloud as it happened was the only day in her entire 14 year career on chemo ward that nobody cried and it's probably the best compliment I will ever get in my life
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Which was also under Donald Trump.
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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“Two years ago, Lia was a talented young swimmer at Middlebury; now, her name is almost entirely absent from the college’s athletics website, and her roster profile has been removed entirely.”
The death of Lia Smith shook many in the trans community to their cores, while online it seemed like the top priority of non-trans people was to insist there's no proof that the 21-year-old's ban from her beloved swim team caused her suicide.

Re-sharing as it was one of our top stories this year.
Transgender Student-Athlete Lia Smith Remembered as a Friend and Fierce Advocate — Assigned
Lia Smith, a 21-year-old trans student-athlete in Vermont, took her own life last week. Her friends, family and community mourn, and remember her as a bright young woman who spoke on behalf of her com...
www.assignedmedia.org
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM