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Ben Can't
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🟪 MBMBaM Wizard Emeritus 🟦 they/he 🟩 ace trans Jew 🟨 Long COVIDer 🟧 wear ur fucking mask 🟥 benkantt.com
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Hi I'm Ben. Once upon a time I was a niche internet microcelebrity for sending Yahoos into MBMBaM and earning the nickname "The Wizard"

I'm an ace trans Jew with a wonderful spouse and two precious cats

I post a lot about Baltimore and maybe one day I'll make art again and post it
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The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814
Imagine winning the World Series. You'd get to visit the ruins that used to be the White House
Also sounds like Long COVID tbh
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didn't post about this when it happened friday but..... heroes!
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THEY DIDN'T SEE HOW BEN SOLO WAS ALIVE???? THAT WAS A BRIDGE TOO FAR????? AFTER THEY "SOMEHOW, PALAPATINE RETURNED" A GUY WHO FELL 6000 FEET INTO A POWER CORE????? HELLO?????
Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie ‘THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO’ with Steven Soderbergh

• Was set after ‘The Rise of Skywalker’

• Lucasfilm loved the idea but Disney said no — “They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”

(Source: apnews.com/article/adam...)
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I have a fascination for ancient jewellery.
This wide Anglo-Saxon ring features the rare prolapis lazuli.
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trump seeing the no kings numbers and punching a hole in the drywall to rival a thousand kyles
JUST IN: The White House has begun DEMOLISHING portions of the East Wing of the White House to build Trump’s $250 million ballroom — despite earlier claiming it wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing White House structure. (Washington Post)
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An apt description considering Tupperware is an MLM.

I was dragged to so many Pampered Chef parties as a kid! (But, unlike ChatGPT, the overpriced garlic press was actually quite nice and I still use it. Yes, I bought my own garlic press as a kid.)
“Prompt parties,” gatherings of women over cheese and wine to chat about how ChatGPT can help them, are emerging as the next-generation of Tupperware party in San Francisco.
Wine, Cheese and ChatGPT: Ladies’ Night in San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
Nothing but love and respect to people who do Ace 101 education. But so many conversations about asexuality in the public eye don't really get beyond this point and it'd be nice to like. Talk about actual issues???
It's Ace Week so I'd like to say it'd be sickkkk if we as a society could move past Asexual 101
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I can't really explain fully why this is the thing of all things that got my jaw on the floor but I guess it's such a literal symbol and also such a jaw dropping amount of money while small businesses are struggling to survive the tariffs

Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
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just to break down the profoundly degraded discursive state we're in
PROTESTORS: the president is not a king! no kings in this country!
PRESIDENT: [posts video of self in crown, shitting on citizens]
PRESIDENT'S FRIEND: there is a king. King Jesus
NOBODY IN PRESS ROOM: you've missed the point
Can we get her $60 in the next couple days so that her phone service doesn't get cut off?
One of Miss Debra's relatives helped her pay most of her bills, but she still needs ~$2,500 for the remainder and for an apartment deposit!
I'm raising for my friend who lived down the street from us at our old place. She's been in a shitty living situation for a while now and I'm hoping this will finally be able to help her have a fresh start!
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Furry is his own emotional support animal
When Nell and I go to the hardware store, that's ace4ace 2 Ace
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SNAP benefits are going to be paused on November 1. If you are able, now is a good time to give to food banks, food pantries, or local mutual aid groups.
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With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.
yet another reason to get a beyond video membership
@beyondvideo.bsky.social a non-profit library of cinema, has signed on to the Apartheid-Free Baltimore pledge!

www.beyondvideo.org

AFB businesses pledge to:

🍉Avoid business w/ companies complicit in Israel’s human rights violations
🍉Follow BDS & PACBI guidelines
🍉Divest from complicit companies
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me, a jew who has walked off being mildly impaled: i do not care much for israel, conceptually

the most bullyable little freak imaginable, a walking antisemitic stereotype who would squeak like a dog toy if hit: i will not be satisfied until i can bathe in the blood of gazan children
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Not to be "that one friend who's too woke" but the AI images I kept seeing on protest signs and posters were a bit distasteful to me if I'm being honest
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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This is such a funny redux of the bad baby Jesuses in medieval art
Kids in hyperrealistic modern triple-A video games continues to be the funniest hurdle.
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I know two people who got long covid from infections during doctor appointments where they couldn't easily mask (an MRI and an ENT exam). this is a very real risk.

And before anyone says anything - yes, there are MRI-safe respirators, most people don't know about them or have access to them.
Well fitting masks work very well, but my friend and his wife got Covid at a doctor’s appointment and it caused long term health problems for my friend. If people in the waiting room and clinic masked and used air filters, this wouldn’t happen. I think it’s wrong to get sick seeking medical care.
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I simply do not believe that it is possible to have a serious conversation when you're saying shit like "smexual assault" and "grapist"