Barbara Fernandez
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Barbara Fernandez
@barbarasvoices.bsky.social
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Comedian. Singer. Voiceover artist. Cat cuddler. I joke/sing about cult-loving exes, delectable therapists and a chest that some think I grew on purpose. Spiritual audiobook narrator, cause the universe has a sense of humor. Advocate for BPD
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When I first got diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, I thought 'how can I share what this is like but in a funny way in a comedy set?' Here's the result. My madness on this platform is now explained

You're welcome (or apologies, depending)
I do have some autistic traits because of BPD...which clearly must be me taking the wrong brand of aspirin 😊
I'm not half as smart, gifted or talented as many of my friends with autism. Guess I didn't take enough Tylenol 😆🙄
I have AuDHD and I support this message. ♾️
Yup. Just call me Stephen M
STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and

EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
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Yeah, I had to try three sites to cancel Disney+ but the runaround only made me more determined to do it.
Incidentally, I’ve heard buzz on here about the company making cancellations more difficult and that was my experience. I could not cancel directly through account management. It would just cycle back. I had to go through the help menu. Stay vigilant! If you’re still in line, stay in line. Etc.
Pleeeeease can people stop putting clothing on animals! It interferes with their natural processes (like grooming themselves and regulating their body temperature). It's not cute. It's unkind and selfish
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If anyone needs me, I’ll be sleeping in the weirdest fucking position possible to ensure my cats have plenty of room
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I hope you all read this from me.
To describe the current state of the world as a daily show of deepening horrors is a massive understatement.

However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.

I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.

I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
I've completed my therapy (beat the final boss, BPD), but somehow I'm only around people who need some. Which says something about me...just not sure what
some people need to go to way more therapy and some people need to go to way less. how do we sort this all out
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If you’re still on FB, you may want to change this in your settings.
Awesome! I'm really looking forward to it
This looks awesome! Have just bought a ticket
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That was awkward. Went to high five a friend and we missed and now our neighbours think we're Nazis.
I'm reposting this so I can read it again and again
"Alright, places ladies, places. Annemarie, Suzanne, you two are in the first number. Suzanne, how about you try not to fall on your face this time? Lorraine, go see Todd in makeup, you look like a clown. And Nancy, for chrissakes, put on some underwear."
My new fave quote for my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging!
All packed for Edinburgh Fringe!
I was so happy to participate in this today with friends. Lots of sensational placards!
In addition to my solo show, Singing, Sagging and Shagging, I'm also running a compilation show, different weird and wonderful acts each day - from drag kings and queens to musical comedy to oddball characters and more... basically, anything that isn't traditional standup but that's just as funny!
I love this show promo video SO much! An idea from my fabulous sister-from-another-mother, Corinne - you can hear her cueing people with her gorgeous French accent :-) Bloopers at the end! And link to info and tix in the comments :-)
Here's why bigger isn't always better...as described in my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging #parody #megantraynor #singer #bigger #comedy #irreverent #QuickFlyer #EdFringe