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"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
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"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
#GuardiWins2026
I went with Lemon to see a friend lead his jazz sextet(hehehehe) tonight, and I'm reminded that when I go see live music, I'm often like the one football fan watching a rugby match.
I very much enjoy myself, and marvel at the abilities, but I can't see/hear the BEST thing like others can
I very much enjoy myself, and marvel at the abilities, but I can't see/hear the BEST thing like others can
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I went with Lemon to see a friend lead his jazz sextet(hehehehe) tonight, and I'm reminded that when I go see live music, I'm often like the one football fan watching a rugby match.
I very much enjoy myself, and marvel at the abilities, but I can't see/hear the BEST thing like others can
I very much enjoy myself, and marvel at the abilities, but I can't see/hear the BEST thing like others can
I swear to Pete, how does EVERYONE IN THE DAMN BUILDING suddenly sense that I *just* got a "we desperately need this by Tuesday" big task dropped on me and suddenly have questions about various math things that they need my help with?
WHERE WERE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS THREE DAYS AGO, FUCKOS?
WHERE WERE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS THREE DAYS AGO, FUCKOS?
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I swear to Pete, how does EVERYONE IN THE DAMN BUILDING suddenly sense that I *just* got a "we desperately need this by Tuesday" big task dropped on me and suddenly have questions about various math things that they need my help with?
WHERE WERE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS THREE DAYS AGO, FUCKOS?
WHERE WERE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS THREE DAYS AGO, FUCKOS?
A guy I knew in college called him "No Mitt, all hit" because he'd followed Ryan's prospect time.
Ryan Doumit
Catcher
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2014
ATL - MIN - PIT
Catcher
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2014
ATL - MIN - PIT
Ryan Doumit at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Ryan Doumit
baseball-reference.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A guy I knew in college called him "No Mitt, all hit" because he'd followed Ryan's prospect time.
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Cincinnati is the capital of Kentucky: confirmed. bsky.app/profile/base...
The most viewed Baseball Reference team page in each U.S. state this year!
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December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Cincinnati is the capital of Kentucky: confirmed. bsky.app/profile/base...
Similarly, whenever anyone asks me about weather that they likely find unpleasant (freezing/cold/chilly/rainy/etc.), I will almost always answer with "it's a beautiful day for baseball!"
I started this while coaching HS, because I was tired of them complaining and practicing poorly, and it worked.
I started this while coaching HS, because I was tired of them complaining and practicing poorly, and it worked.
In 1991 I was a freshman in college. I had a class with a fellow freshman, in his 40s, who was doing a life reboot. On the first day temps dipped into the teens, I got to class just as he was walking in. He smiled at me and said, "BRACING, isn't it!"
I think about that fucker all the time.
I think about that fucker all the time.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Similarly, whenever anyone asks me about weather that they likely find unpleasant (freezing/cold/chilly/rainy/etc.), I will almost always answer with "it's a beautiful day for baseball!"
I started this while coaching HS, because I was tired of them complaining and practicing poorly, and it worked.
I started this while coaching HS, because I was tired of them complaining and practicing poorly, and it worked.
While this may be true, with how they repeatedly nerfed the BCS computers in favor of the human polls AND with how the human polls have generally followed the CFP rankings, I'm not sure that it is really a point of interest.
Notable: The only difference between the CFP committee and the BCS formula simulation is that the old BCS would've had Notre Dame ahead of Alabama and Miami. The rest of the CFP field would've been the exact same.
Per BCSKnowHow
Per BCSKnowHow
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
While this may be true, with how they repeatedly nerfed the BCS computers in favor of the human polls AND with how the human polls have generally followed the CFP rankings, I'm not sure that it is really a point of interest.
In a sport where they've consistently been about the money, that has a postseason built up to make more money and then expanded for even more money, with a committee made up of a bunch of people whose goal is to increase the money at every turn...
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In a sport where they've consistently been about the money, that has a postseason built up to make more money and then expanded for even more money, with a committee made up of a bunch of people whose goal is to increase the money at every turn...
Anyone who is an IU football fan, congratulations, you've WAY more than earned it.
Anybody who faces them in the postseason is gonna have a fucking battle on their hands- hopefully the Bucks get another shot at them
Anybody who faces them in the postseason is gonna have a fucking battle on their hands- hopefully the Bucks get another shot at them
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Anyone who is an IU football fan, congratulations, you've WAY more than earned it.
Anybody who faces them in the postseason is gonna have a fucking battle on their hands- hopefully the Bucks get another shot at them
Anybody who faces them in the postseason is gonna have a fucking battle on their hands- hopefully the Bucks get another shot at them
My parents watched the stream of this game (they're both JCU alumni, meet each other at the freshman picnic).
Mom informed me that Mount Union scored an 85 yard TD on their first offensive play of the game and didn't score again
Mom informed me that Mount Union scored an 85 yard TD on their first offensive play of the game and didn't score again
We'll get to all the good stuff later, but I have to alert you to big, big tidings:
Some defense happened in Alliance, and John Carroll knocked off Mount Union 10-7 in 2OT
Some defense happened in Alliance, and John Carroll knocked off Mount Union 10-7 in 2OT
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My parents watched the stream of this game (they're both JCU alumni, meet each other at the freshman picnic).
Mom informed me that Mount Union scored an 85 yard TD on their first offensive play of the game and didn't score again
Mom informed me that Mount Union scored an 85 yard TD on their first offensive play of the game and didn't score again
I'm cracking up at all the "they did the tiebreakers wrong!" complaints, when their tiebreakers are extremely similar to both the B1G's and the SEC's
Only the ACC has the integrity in its heart to say what if we actually played the conference championship game we were supposed to play even if it was deeply damaging to our collective interest
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm cracking up at all the "they did the tiebreakers wrong!" complaints, when their tiebreakers are extremely similar to both the B1G's and the SEC's
Hey @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social - this guy is stealing your schtick
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hey @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social - this guy is stealing your schtick
Week 15, the final week of SUP for 2025, is now posted!
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December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Week 15, the final week of SUP for 2025, is now posted!
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"Why do we have all these shitty weird tiebreaker scenarios?" ask the major media CFB writers.
BECAUSE YOU DIPSHITS KEPT SINGING ABOUT HOW GREAT BIGGER CONFERENCES AND NO DIVISIONS WAS GOING TO BE, DUMBASSES.
BECAUSE YOU DIPSHITS KEPT SINGING ABOUT HOW GREAT BIGGER CONFERENCES AND NO DIVISIONS WAS GOING TO BE, DUMBASSES.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Why do we have all these shitty weird tiebreaker scenarios?" ask the major media CFB writers.
BECAUSE YOU DIPSHITS KEPT SINGING ABOUT HOW GREAT BIGGER CONFERENCES AND NO DIVISIONS WAS GOING TO BE, DUMBASSES.
BECAUSE YOU DIPSHITS KEPT SINGING ABOUT HOW GREAT BIGGER CONFERENCES AND NO DIVISIONS WAS GOING TO BE, DUMBASSES.
So, the important question here, in the whole Lane Kiffin scenario:
If Ole Miss ends up getting selected for the CoFoPlOff, did @applecores.bsky.social or @texaninnyc.bsky.social win the bet?
If Ole Miss ends up getting selected for the CoFoPlOff, did @applecores.bsky.social or @texaninnyc.bsky.social win the bet?
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So, the important question here, in the whole Lane Kiffin scenario:
If Ole Miss ends up getting selected for the CoFoPlOff, did @applecores.bsky.social or @texaninnyc.bsky.social win the bet?
If Ole Miss ends up getting selected for the CoFoPlOff, did @applecores.bsky.social or @texaninnyc.bsky.social win the bet?
Ooooh, SMU got away with the chop block there, wow.
Can't believe they picked that one up
Can't believe they picked that one up
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Ooooh, SMU got away with the chop block there, wow.
Can't believe they picked that one up
Can't believe they picked that one up
Auburn still has three TOs, potentially still time for a quick stop and a bomb, right?
Like, Fowler and Herbie are talking like Alabama can kneel out the clock
Like, Fowler and Herbie are talking like Alabama can kneel out the clock
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Auburn still has three TOs, potentially still time for a quick stop and a bomb, right?
Like, Fowler and Herbie are talking like Alabama can kneel out the clock
Like, Fowler and Herbie are talking like Alabama can kneel out the clock
Pretty close, self. CC: @jdjerbear.bsky.social @paledragoncbus.bsky.social @ericseeds.bsky.social @benjgc.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pretty close, self. CC: @jdjerbear.bsky.social @paledragoncbus.bsky.social @ericseeds.bsky.social @benjgc.bsky.social
Holy shit, that's a GREAT pick by Arizona.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Holy shit, that's a GREAT pick by Arizona.
I don't mind the shot play from GT there, but with that coverage, the ball needs to lead the receiver less downfield and more across the field.
He had his body in good position, but the throw was bad
He had his body in good position, but the throw was bad
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don't mind the shot play from GT there, but with that coverage, the ball needs to lead the receiver less downfield and more across the field.
He had his body in good position, but the throw was bad
He had his body in good position, but the throw was bad
That looks like a miss on the throw- Stockton hit the GT DB right in the chest.
If he had thrown to the receiver's other shoulder, might've been a completion for a first down
If he had thrown to the receiver's other shoulder, might've been a completion for a first down
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That looks like a miss on the throw- Stockton hit the GT DB right in the chest.
If he had thrown to the receiver's other shoulder, might've been a completion for a first down
If he had thrown to the receiver's other shoulder, might've been a completion for a first down
Georgia Tech having a QB with the first name Haynes, and an RB with the last name Haynes is going to mess with me
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Georgia Tech having a QB with the first name Haynes, and an RB with the last name Haynes is going to mess with me
Ten days of zest soaking in Everclear, occasional shaking to mix it up, zest strained out.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ten days of zest soaking in Everclear, occasional shaking to mix it up, zest strained out.
Getting into my @andrew.mcguiregis.com era, with "have you heard the good news of Pierogi Mountain" comments
So good.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Getting into my @andrew.mcguiregis.com era, with "have you heard the good news of Pierogi Mountain" comments
Week 14 is now up - only two picks left for the season.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Week 14 is now up - only two picks left for the season.
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The congratulatory replies to this keep bumping it up my feed, which is great!
It reminds me that I haven't technically offered my services as legal officiant(ask @ericseeds.bsky.social and @mariadevito13.dispatch.com).
So, consider this another round of congratulations and also that offer!
It reminds me that I haven't technically offered my services as legal officiant(ask @ericseeds.bsky.social and @mariadevito13.dispatch.com).
So, consider this another round of congratulations and also that offer!
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The congratulatory replies to this keep bumping it up my feed, which is great!
It reminds me that I haven't technically offered my services as legal officiant(ask @ericseeds.bsky.social and @mariadevito13.dispatch.com).
So, consider this another round of congratulations and also that offer!
It reminds me that I haven't technically offered my services as legal officiant(ask @ericseeds.bsky.social and @mariadevito13.dispatch.com).
So, consider this another round of congratulations and also that offer!