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"I stand on you. Now we make sexytimes?" -
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"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
#GuardiWins2026
@applecores.bsky.social
"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
#GuardiWins2026
Week 15, the final week of SUP for 2025, is now posted!
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December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Week 15, the final week of SUP for 2025, is now posted!
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"Why do we have all these shitty weird tiebreaker scenarios?" ask the major media CFB writers.
BECAUSE YOU DIPSHITS KEPT SINGING ABOUT HOW GREAT BIGGER CONFERENCES AND NO DIVISIONS WAS GOING TO BE, DUMBASSES.
BECAUSE YOU DIPSHITS KEPT SINGING ABOUT HOW GREAT BIGGER CONFERENCES AND NO DIVISIONS WAS GOING TO BE, DUMBASSES.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Why do we have all these shitty weird tiebreaker scenarios?" ask the major media CFB writers.
BECAUSE YOU DIPSHITS KEPT SINGING ABOUT HOW GREAT BIGGER CONFERENCES AND NO DIVISIONS WAS GOING TO BE, DUMBASSES.
BECAUSE YOU DIPSHITS KEPT SINGING ABOUT HOW GREAT BIGGER CONFERENCES AND NO DIVISIONS WAS GOING TO BE, DUMBASSES.
So, the important question here, in the whole Lane Kiffin scenario:
If Ole Miss ends up getting selected for the CoFoPlOff, did @applecores.bsky.social or @texaninnyc.bsky.social win the bet?
If Ole Miss ends up getting selected for the CoFoPlOff, did @applecores.bsky.social or @texaninnyc.bsky.social win the bet?
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So, the important question here, in the whole Lane Kiffin scenario:
If Ole Miss ends up getting selected for the CoFoPlOff, did @applecores.bsky.social or @texaninnyc.bsky.social win the bet?
If Ole Miss ends up getting selected for the CoFoPlOff, did @applecores.bsky.social or @texaninnyc.bsky.social win the bet?
Ooooh, SMU got away with the chop block there, wow.
Can't believe they picked that one up
Can't believe they picked that one up
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Ooooh, SMU got away with the chop block there, wow.
Can't believe they picked that one up
Can't believe they picked that one up
Auburn still has three TOs, potentially still time for a quick stop and a bomb, right?
Like, Fowler and Herbie are talking like Alabama can kneel out the clock
Like, Fowler and Herbie are talking like Alabama can kneel out the clock
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Auburn still has three TOs, potentially still time for a quick stop and a bomb, right?
Like, Fowler and Herbie are talking like Alabama can kneel out the clock
Like, Fowler and Herbie are talking like Alabama can kneel out the clock
Pretty close, self. CC: @jdjerbear.bsky.social @paledragoncbus.bsky.social @ericseeds.bsky.social @benjgc.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pretty close, self. CC: @jdjerbear.bsky.social @paledragoncbus.bsky.social @ericseeds.bsky.social @benjgc.bsky.social
Holy shit, that's a GREAT pick by Arizona.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Holy shit, that's a GREAT pick by Arizona.
I don't mind the shot play from GT there, but with that coverage, the ball needs to lead the receiver less downfield and more across the field.
He had his body in good position, but the throw was bad
He had his body in good position, but the throw was bad
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don't mind the shot play from GT there, but with that coverage, the ball needs to lead the receiver less downfield and more across the field.
He had his body in good position, but the throw was bad
He had his body in good position, but the throw was bad
That looks like a miss on the throw- Stockton hit the GT DB right in the chest.
If he had thrown to the receiver's other shoulder, might've been a completion for a first down
If he had thrown to the receiver's other shoulder, might've been a completion for a first down
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That looks like a miss on the throw- Stockton hit the GT DB right in the chest.
If he had thrown to the receiver's other shoulder, might've been a completion for a first down
If he had thrown to the receiver's other shoulder, might've been a completion for a first down
Georgia Tech having a QB with the first name Haynes, and an RB with the last name Haynes is going to mess with me
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Georgia Tech having a QB with the first name Haynes, and an RB with the last name Haynes is going to mess with me
Ten days of zest soaking in Everclear, occasional shaking to mix it up, zest strained out.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ten days of zest soaking in Everclear, occasional shaking to mix it up, zest strained out.
Getting into my @andrew.mcguiregis.com era, with "have you heard the good news of Pierogi Mountain" comments
So good.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Getting into my @andrew.mcguiregis.com era, with "have you heard the good news of Pierogi Mountain" comments
Week 14 is now up - only two picks left for the season.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Week 14 is now up - only two picks left for the season.
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The congratulatory replies to this keep bumping it up my feed, which is great!
It reminds me that I haven't technically offered my services as legal officiant(ask @ericseeds.bsky.social and @mariadevito13.dispatch.com).
So, consider this another round of congratulations and also that offer!
It reminds me that I haven't technically offered my services as legal officiant(ask @ericseeds.bsky.social and @mariadevito13.dispatch.com).
So, consider this another round of congratulations and also that offer!
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The congratulatory replies to this keep bumping it up my feed, which is great!
It reminds me that I haven't technically offered my services as legal officiant(ask @ericseeds.bsky.social and @mariadevito13.dispatch.com).
So, consider this another round of congratulations and also that offer!
It reminds me that I haven't technically offered my services as legal officiant(ask @ericseeds.bsky.social and @mariadevito13.dispatch.com).
So, consider this another round of congratulations and also that offer!
Surprised that that jackasses in the state House and Senate passed this, but gotta count every win, right @streetlightlily.bsky.social?
Incarcerated women would have free access to feminine hygiene products in Ohio correctional facilities if Gov. Mike DeWine signs a newly passed bill into law. ohiocapitaljournal.com/briefs/bill-...
Bill requiring Ohio correctional facilities provide free tampons and pads goes to Gov. DeWine’s desk • Ohio Capital Journal
Incarcerated women would have free access to feminine hygiene products in Ohio correctional facilities, if Gov. Mike DeWine signs bill into law.
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November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Surprised that that jackasses in the state House and Senate passed this, but gotta count every win, right @streetlightlily.bsky.social?
Duck Doink, but a flag
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Duck Doink, but a flag
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Boston College and Jeff Jagodzinski?
not enough people are talking about how the one notable example of a team showing a coach the door because he was taking another job ended in said team winning a national championship lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Boston College and Jeff Jagodzinski?
I've put this on the side monitor while doing some data analysis, and been distracted by it multiple times.
Damn you, @the984.bsky.social
ALSO, there's a part 2, which hasn't been released yet....
Damn you, @the984.bsky.social
ALSO, there's a part 2, which hasn't been released yet....
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I've put this on the side monitor while doing some data analysis, and been distracted by it multiple times.
Damn you, @the984.bsky.social
ALSO, there's a part 2, which hasn't been released yet....
Damn you, @the984.bsky.social
ALSO, there's a part 2, which hasn't been released yet....
I swear to fucking Pete, I told you what I think you should do, with the appropriate caveats about what I know and what I don't, YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION, BOSS, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR.
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I swear to fucking Pete, I told you what I think you should do, with the appropriate caveats about what I know and what I don't, YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION, BOSS, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR.
The Columbus Zoo gives the wolverines in the habitat pumpkins, one painted with each of the OSU and UM logos, as a way for them to predict The Game. And, according to the local news, the wolverines picked the OSU pumpkin today...
What a wonderful weird sport.
What a wonderful weird sport.
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Columbus Zoo gives the wolverines in the habitat pumpkins, one painted with each of the OSU and UM logos, as a way for them to predict The Game. And, according to the local news, the wolverines picked the OSU pumpkin today...
What a wonderful weird sport.
What a wonderful weird sport.
Hey @briesmith.xyz - I was 3/3, LOL
Tigers add Gleyber Torres + 5 prospects to 40-man roster:
IF/OF Trei Cruz
IF Hao-Yu Lee
C/1B Thayron Liranzo
LHP Jake Miller
C/1B Eduardo Valencia
To make room, 6 pitchers DFAed:
Dugan Darnell
Jason Foley
Sean Guenther
Jack Little
Tyler Mattison
Tanner Rainey
Foley and Rainey were arb eligible.
IF/OF Trei Cruz
IF Hao-Yu Lee
C/1B Thayron Liranzo
LHP Jake Miller
C/1B Eduardo Valencia
To make room, 6 pitchers DFAed:
Dugan Darnell
Jason Foley
Sean Guenther
Jack Little
Tyler Mattison
Tanner Rainey
Foley and Rainey were arb eligible.
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey @briesmith.xyz - I was 3/3, LOL
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Can't remember if it was bait for @calligator.bsky.social, @mondodude.bsky.social, or @notarizona.bsky.social, but phase 1 of "maybe convince the Georgians to visit Columbus" is complete.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Can't remember if it was bait for @calligator.bsky.social, @mondodude.bsky.social, or @notarizona.bsky.social, but phase 1 of "maybe convince the Georgians to visit Columbus" is complete.
Now I'm getting my brain twisted, trying to come up with which accent turns that first AND that third line into 5 syllables
Shoutout to a Spirit fan named Ken, who is the first to have sent in a soccer haiku to us!
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Now I'm getting my brain twisted, trying to come up with which accent turns that first AND that third line into 5 syllables