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Nicole Hefner
@badlywritten.bsky.social
copy editor, crochet enthusiast, geek, super bad at writing about myself
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This is obviously bait, but also, the best Star Trek movie is Galaxy Quest
every day I have to log on and see Takes
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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An older comic about pigeon nests.
September 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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”The Blue Pool” my small solo at Archimedes Gallery opens tomorrow! The lore of this little world continues with the introduction of “The Great Black Rabbit” and more 😄 Visit
archimedesgallery.com/collections/... for details.
September 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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doctor: your blood pressure is a little high

me: [alive in the year 2025] well that’s weird
February 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I stumbled across Galaxy Quest last night on cable and it could not have been better timed after an ugly day.

It's a tough competition, but Tony Shaloub might be my favorite.
a man in a space suit is smiling while standing next to a woman in a space suit .
ALT: a man in a space suit is smiling while standing next to a woman in a space suit .
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
September 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
September 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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🌙Twilight Haze🌙

Cluster of roses as evening falls. Raindrops still linger from an earlier rain shower 💧

Currently on view in person at Antler Gallery in PDX and also available online:

www.antlerpdx.com/collections/...
August 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Brand new sillies! These three new drawings are available in my shop now 🥳🥳🥳 Want your own silly character? Message me and let’s talk ☺️
shop.cuddlyrigormortis.com
#lostboys #chucky #jason #fridaythe13th
September 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.
September 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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A look at my paintings for the show currently at Antler and Talon Gallery in Portland!

These 6 paintings are Acryla gouache on wood panel. All inspired by flowers in our home garden. Huge thanks to my partner Cen for growing these wonderful flowers that are such an inspiration. 🏵️🌷🌻🌹🌼🌺🌸
August 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I've been enjoying this original painting "Queen of the Night", but it's time to let it go and find it a home.

13" round Acryla gouache painting on wood. Priced $950 but taking serious offers in DMs. 🦇🦇🦇
August 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Check it out ya dingus! It’s Dr Steve Brule! I was asked to create this silly commission and I had so much fun. I’m still open for more silly commissions - let me know and we can chat😄👍
#checkitout #drstevebrule #johncreilly #artcommission
August 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.
August 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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On the subject of Much Ado About Nothing, I did recently(ish) write an essay about it and why it's one of my favorite films to watch:

whatever.scalzi.com/2023/12/07/t...
August 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I'm most proud of how flammable it was
“Hey quick follow up for the History Respecter — what aspect of the Confederacy are you *most* proud of?

The treason against the United States? The defense of slavery? All the losing? I bet it’s the losing.”
Hegseth on restoring a Confederate monument in Arlington cemetery: "We recognize our history. We don't erase it. We don't follow the woke lemmings off the cliff that want to tear down statues ... we're proud of our history."
August 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Proud of my state representative for standing up for us. I cannot overstate how much I would hate being moved into Chip Roy’s district.
August 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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To hell with this shit, too, while we're at it.
You have got to be fucking kidding me!

Kill the whole IP with fire and then salt the earth.
August 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Lowered prices! Relisted originals! These happy foods are waiting on their forever homes - grab em in my shop today 🥰

shop.cuddlyrigormortis.com

#happyfood #eggsandwich #italianice #linzercookies #ricekrispytreats #redvelvetcake #originalart
August 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I felt this would be the point where a human would sigh, so I sighed.
June 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM