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🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃

@iklepink.bsky.social

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She/her SGP 💚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 commie. I am all at once incredibly simple and basic, but incredibly camp and extra. Festive af 24/7 365. Santa incarnate 🎄 34 days till December. 58 days till Christmas.

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🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 21m

Can an Aberdeen resident tell me if my geography is right.

If I'm getting my jab in Bon Accord and I enter it from George St, can I exit the other side of Bon Accord, turn right, and end up at central library?

I got library books to return and I'd have to walk back on myself to go to Old Abz.

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 25m

It's killing me. Though I am now a moist (girl) boy

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 28m

Fucking snorted coffee out my nose. Thanks slurms!

One of your best works.

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🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 44m

Like I get the loving old stories thing. My neurodivergence loves to re read or re play the known stuff. It's just a shame they don't have anything else to draw on for that nostalgia.

I've created nostalgia in under a year for some of Pratchett's work, there's so much else to enjoy!

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 1h

I love that the most I ever did was pirate them to see what it was all about. Even before she went off the deep end, I never cared enough to give her money.

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🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 1h

As an ADHDer who has this particularl struggle, I've been vibing to this for a while, and my teeth are being spoiled!

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🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 1h

If I'm ever not, assume something terrible has happened to me. Political shite, all sorts of shite.

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 1h

Never any consideration for the night owls. Just rude. Have they even considered letting all the night owls run it all? Probably not.

Andrew Learmonth @andrewlearmonth.bsky.social · 4h

Massive change for next year's Holyrood election: there'll be no overnight count. Votes to be counted on the Friday instead.

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🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 1h

No. I don't accept why it's changing. Why don't they staff it with night owls? There's plenty off us. Never any consideration for night owls. All for the 9-5 crew.

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 1h

I'm just annoyed because I function best between 21:00 and 05:00. Among my friends I'm the election host for them all and I won't even be hitting my stride! May as well do election coffee mornings and sob in the corner.

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🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 2h

I'm glad Scottish greens voted not to be pal with YP. Fuck that clown car.

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 2h

Can't seem to go a day without YP fucking something.

Incredible.

Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 6h

Thought for a minute that Your Party might make it through a month without people at the top of it throwing around more threats to sue each other but clearly not. Embarrassing, amateur, incompetent & delusional waste of time.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Your Party to launch legal action against three of its ‘rogue’ founders, sources say

Exclusive: Leftwing party seeks to recover donations and data from company run by Andrew Feinstein, Jamie Driscoll and Beth Winter

www.theguardian.com

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 12h

Watching Physical Asia, episode 2 and the referees seem to be dressed like the Saja Boys in a durumagi and a gat. I don't know if there is a cultural significance there.

Otherwise I'm vibing with team Mongolia and team Thailand so far!

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 16h

I think they've already achieved it. Marcello, Nathan and Hanna last year. Shutting Dean down when he mentioned homophobia that was hidden from us by production. Marcellos sexual harassment ignored.

Now everything to protect the right wingers and Caroline is more of a sexual harasser than Marcello

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🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 17h

Homophobic Hanna on LL fuck right off and show her warnings from last year. #BBUK

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 17h

They're going to get so much of a shock on Friday. Voting to save Richard out of spite! #BBUK

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 17h

Caroline is an absolutely pathetic human being. Shes beyond boring. #BBUK

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 18h

Nice to see you back but please take care of yourself. Still pretty grim on here sadly.

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 18h

She really is nasty cunt to Zack. Obviously written as is on purpose, to misdirect. Saying unlike the Jewish man, she's anti Zionist?! Massive side eye from me.

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 20h

Anyone who doesn't want kids, in any country, should get sterilised any way they can! Vasectomies and Bisalps for all. Before we all have no choice.

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 20h

The creep who doesn't want wee girls to be able to cover up their legs with trousers at school? Shocker.

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 20h

Don't forget your other Scottish Defections! 81 year old Hugh Kerr and 'convicted for sharing the names of sexual abuse victims' Craig Murray, both of the transphobic Alba Party!

Are you delighted to welcome them too?

Ellie Gomersall and Zarah Sultana are flanked by their other Scottish defections they don't mention, Hugh Kerr on the left and Craig Murray on the right. They are crudely edited in using a shit app on my phone.

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🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 21h

Are the brown people being close making you realise just how much of a massive racist you are?

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 21h

Because you're a racist too. Reform is just a small hop to the right, you'll be right at home.

🎄 Jolly St Nic 🎄 🎃 @iklepink.bsky.social · 21h

So unbothered. So not mad.